Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Ally,
She’s referring to my avatar. It says “Being normal is boring”. See, because I called rape, rape she assumes I’m anti-kink.
That’s kinda funny considering some of our recent discussions, isn’t it?
Rape apologists are scum and if you don’t walk it back, you need to GTFO.
Seriously.
That shit don’t fly here.
RE: Emma
See, you say this:
Obviously if I don’t want to do something in particular I can simply say no firmly and he won’t stick his dick in my mouth for example (there’s something I don’t like: forced oral sex).
But then you also say this:
…TO ME it doesn’t sound that bad the part when he says “do it” even if you said no before
So, which is it? Is a ‘no’ to be respected or not?
I’m submissive. I’m a kinkster. What you’re saying is bullshit. Stop hiding and pretending people are criticizing you because they’re vanilla; I assure you, it’s because what you’re saying is bullshit.
@Emma
yeah, cuz you’re being a creepy rape apologist. FFS.
Emma: You seemed to have missed Lea’s point as well as the point of the OP.
What is so hard to understand here? We do not care what sex acts you do or do not enjoy. That has no bearing on the discussion at hand.
The discussion at hand is about consent.
Do you understand what consent is? It’s not that difficult. It’s asking and making sure that your sexual partner is into whatever it is you’d like to do. It’s stopping when they say no or stop.
Fisto, the guy who wrote the horrible rapey advice, is saying to just do this kind of stuff without making sure your partner is into it. He goes so far to say if they say no, do it anyway. That is sexual assault.
It doesn’t matter what the act is, it’s about consent.
@Emma
TMI:
Here’s the thing: you came into a thread about a post in which a man advocates non-consensual sex acts. The man isn’t advocating safe, consensual rough play but rather actual abuse. Spitting in your partner’s mouth against her will is coercive and therefore wrong. This article isn’t criticizing women who like spitting – it’s criticizing people who think that non-consensual sex acts are okay for any reason. If you like spitting/consensual rough play/anything else consensual albeit strange to most people, that’s your business. No one here thinks less of you for having that preference even though it weirds most folks here out.
I didn’t want to get in all this mess. I DONT SUPPORT RAPE I was just telling you guys what I enjoy. God. I can’t believe how can you not understand my point of view at least a little. Lea I really hate you, talking to you will take me nowhere you don’t understand/ don’t want to understand anything. Btw I don’t support rape or forcing people to do things they don’t want. Should I say that again ??
Aaaaaand this is why I never entered my local kink scene. There seemed to be a whole lot of people who could not differentiate their fantasies from reality.
Seriously, who reads this shit and goes, “Why yes, this person is totally a respectable kinkster who would totally stop on a dime”? Oh right, trolls.
Also, for someone who claims English isn’t her first language, Emma sure seems to be okay with arguing herself blue in the face.
Now Emma is advising people to spring forced sex acts on their partner, even if they’ve specifically stated they don’t want to do that thing, because they’ll totes for sure like it!
>.<
RE: Emma
I was just telling you guys what I enjoy.
And why should we care? Seriously, why would strangers want to know in detail about your sex life? This isn’t a porn site. This isn’t a sex site.
Lea I really hate you,
You’re sixteen, aren’t you?
If Emma is an adult I’m really embarrassed for her parents.
@emma
Wait, I just realized. I don’t care what you enjoy ^u^
Probably, since you were so unclear at first….
@lea
But Emma totally understands consent!!!!eleven!! how dare you accuse her of this…thing…you are accusing her off!!!eleven
Hate on hater.
…someplace else.
What you are doing is advocating rape.
RE: CassandraKitty
If Emma is an adult I’m really embarrassed for her parents.
I’d be embarrassed regardless. Seriously, who goes to a strange non-sex website and says, “Here is what turns me on, in great detail” in a language that’s not your first?
Besides spambots, I mean.
Fucking-a, how many times do how many people have to tell Emma that we don’t care about her TMI-ing about her sex life?
Emma: Why the hell do you think it’s ok for a man to just up and start spitting and hitting a woman during sex? Without asking first? And to continue this even if she says stop? Because that is what Fisto is advocating and that is what you are defending right now.
I’m jaded. Who here wants to bet it’s some troll trying to pull a, “If women give Updates from their Pantsfeels, it would totally be okay, thus MISANDRY”? Also that women are Totally Into this shit?
The rest of us really like her so I wouldn’t count on running her off the site or shutting her up if I were you.
Oh, are we being 12? Lea, I really like you much more than I like Emma. I think we should go play and not let her come with us.
I really think an actual sock check is in order for this one.
LBT,
seconded.
WWTH,
That’s so kind of you. Thanks. 🙂
This. If you really think she’s too mean and nasty, you aren’t ready for this site.
I’m still just sort of boggled by, if Emma’s legit, what her RATIONALE of this was.
I mean, sometimes I get Pantsfeels over things that are not okay. I think that happens to a fair number of people. The thing is, I don’t logic it with, “Well, if it turns me on, it’s okay.” I logic it with, “Well, it turns me on, it’s not okay, but luckily I can either choose not to act on it, or find an okay way to get the same feeling.”
I DEFINITELY don’t logic it with, “Well, it turns me on, so it’s okay, so I’ll TELL A BUNCH OF ONLINE STRANGERS ABOUT IT.”
Also, this damn post is months old. How do you get so deep into our archive and not realize that Mammoth is snarky and blunt?
Cassandra,
*links arms*
Let’s!
Emma, what is your FIRST language?
You were going for edgy, right? Nice try.