Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
If my significant other was foolish enough to spit into my mouth, he’d be dead 😛
I dislike kissing and drooling or spitting anywhere is even worse.
Also, being the only one to do a specific things is not necessarily a good thing. You know, there might be a reason nobody else does it in the first place.
@skye:
If I ever find myself going to a con where LeVar Burton is a guest, I think I will try to get him to autograph The Snowy Day rather than anything Trek-related.
@cassandrasays:
You’re very welcome, but I don’t remember doing that … ?
Generally I’d say I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer of Boobzer commentariat. I’d be more likely to believe that I missed a negging than that I caught one.
Wasn’t it you who pointed out how icky it was when he was all, oh you could be a “happy little thing”?
Side note – do not call short people “little”, it will make them want to kick your ass.
Looks like that was chimisaur, although xie did respond to what I said about being in the same room as Neil Gaiman.
@chimisaur — I fanboy’d so hard I fell to pieces, and really I could barely see him, I was near the back of the balcony section. He was kind enough to get the Doctor to run time back and prevent it happening.
I drove three hours there and three hours back in one day, and went to work the next day. I figured, when would I get a chance like this again? But then it turned out it wasn’t his last tour, just his last signing tour. After I saw the photos he tweeted with his signing hand in a big Rubbermaid tote of ice at like 4 in the morning, I can’t blame him.
In that case, thanks, chimisaur!
I’ve known that one since at least 1984.
Incidentally, BAAAAAAAAAWWWWW.
No prob, Cassandra – us short folk need to stick together!
Falconer – in that case I’m pleased you fanpersoned as hard as I ever could; getting into the room at all sounds like an accomplishment, especially with that drive. 😀 (and I never saw that picture: poor Neil’s hand!)
So, anyone else get the feeling this totally Alpha male duder Fisto-was-his-name’o never actually had sex in his entire life?
I am blown away. Did not know where to put this, so I stuck it here. I just listened to the first 20 minutes of a 1hr 42mn long podcast by Dr.Herb Goldberg on a site by Drawk Kwast :
Drawk Kwast | The Alpha Male Advantage
Reality is a crutch for those lacking enthusiasm and imagination.
http://www.drawkkwast.com/2013/11/myth-male-privilege/
I had read bits of Dr. Goldbergs book “The Hazards of Being Male” many years ago and, while I did not agree with everything he said, I thought he had some valid points. However, after listening to all I could stomach of this new podcast, I felt ill.
Yes – some women can be, just like some men, dishonest and creepy. Some human beings can see other human beings as objects, to be used and then thrown away. But this…The mra’s have some powerful allies and leaders.
Check out the url above.
Wait, what?
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs…..
…Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Oh, man! I cannot stop laughing! (banging fist on desk…wiping eyes…choking)
(helpless…laughing…)
Where did he learn about women – Daffy Duck? No…he would know better…
(still banging desk…) Oh, my….
Aww, how cute. That Fisto asshole thinks he’s being a good troll.
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-32201.html
What a nozzle. He and all of the pieces of shit at roosh v forums.
I’m a woman and I must say this are nice advices to men, at least in my case I love a man who treats me like that in bed, I love the smacking and the domination, I’m quite passive as you can notice, and I love love love the spitting in the mouth, very arousing. I had sex a couple of times with a man who treated me like that and I literally got a little wet by reading this while thinking about all the things he did and said to me. Anyway I guess it’s not for everybody but I personally can’t wait until I see him again! Best of luck for you guys
First a stupid Robert, and now a stupid Emma? NO MORE STUPID SAME-NAME TROLLS! ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE ROBERT AND EMMA!
Seconding Katz. Real Emma and Robert are much, much cooler than psuedoemma and fauxbert.
Anyone else getting “this is another dude trying to sock” vibes from this fauxEmma troll?
It’s definitely possible it’s a bro sock. Even if it is a woman, so? One person’s preference isn’t everyone’s preference.
If possibly-a-dude Emma likes being spat on, or thinks he would if he was a woman, that’s fine, but that doesn’t cancel out all the “ew gross” or “not for me, thanks” responses from other women.
The way fauxEmma is so specific about liking the exact things – the spitting in the mouth, particularly – that this post is about, and feels the need to necro the thread, is largely what’s registering on my “just another fuckwit dudebro” radar.
Probably our friend Fisto again. This is what passes for marketing among PUAs.
Admittedly it does read a lot like what a guy who watches lots of porn would think women were into.
There are definitely women who’re into that kind of thing, but this?
“literally got a little wet by reading this”
Yep, not really buying that a woman would feel the need to spew that particular kind of TMI all over some random person’s blog.
Yeah, the whole ‘getting wet’ line feels off.
Yeah, exactly. My view wasn’t “ewww no woman would ever like this” but the likelihood of a woman writing that sort of TMI about a very specific act? Nope. Very much a guy-who’s-into-that-type-of-porn sense to it.
Unsolicited “gina tingles” updates aren’t a whole lot more appealing to me than unsolicited boner updates.
@EmmaWithNotesFromHerLibido
Good for you. No one else here cares about your sex life, though.