Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Cookies. And they can fell towers to get one.
“Hi, a little late to the party, but Carlos/Fisto’s comment about “de-escalating” reminds me of something my first boyfriend did. I was trying to talk to him about some things he was doing that I wasn’t into, and he flounced off to the lounge room, whining about how “oh I guess we can’t sex at all if I can’t do it right blah blah blah” I ended soothing his broken ego and never really spoke up about it again. But even then, I was pretty amazed that that was how he reacted. I mean really? He also kept suggesting anal even though it holds no interest for me and I made that clear.
In short: Fisto reminds me of my dickhead boyfriend I had at 16. Quality.”
Yeah I had a similar thing happen to me in highschool. My bf at the time wanted to do anal and in the middle of sex just kinda started doing stuff. I immediately just stopped everything told him he can’t just do stuff without asking first. He got angry and I got even angrier and told him I didn’t want to continue doing any kind of sexual intercourse ’cause I was so turned off. He ended up apologizing the next day, but man it was some manipulative bullshit because he totally tried to make me feel sorry for “shaming” him. I had no idea what I was into in highschool and wasn’t really interested in experimenting, but I guess he thought if he just did it there’d be a chance I’d also be into it.
@Auggziliary – he was saying if you date a man /your own age/ in your 20’s you would get dumped at 30 because of the wall blah blah blah. He’s saying we should still get married in our early/mid 20’s but that it should be to some much older dude who is in his ‘peak’ 30’s or whatever. Who I assume won’t dump you for another younger woman when you reach 30 for some reason not really explained fully.
Of course it doesn’t apply to men. Only men can TRULY know love and loyalty, women just have tingles and want resources. I think the woman is supposed to withdraw from society and mourn for the rest of her life, or possibly be buried with him for use in the afterlife.
@auggziliary, colour me surprised that they haven’t updated their analogy from cake to apple pie.
@cupisnique
One thing that baffles me looking back is how I was the one with the problem, but somehow I ended up having to comfort him and make his needs a priority over my own. I still catch myself doing now, like purposely ordering less food than I want when my partner is paying. I sometimes think that if I don’t put him ahead that he’ll end up resenting me and thinking I’m a selfish b-tch. It’s silly, I know and my current partner thinks so too but it’s under my skin now and it pops up every now and then.
Shorter Gillie: socialisation is alive and well.
“My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep;
The more I give to thee, the more I have,
For both are infinite.”
— Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
Incidentally, that’s Juliet’s line. But Mikey would probably say it doesn’t invalidate his argument, because Juliet is 14 and a virgin, and therefore, still in possession of all her gambling chips.
Yup, that’s the story I remember most about Thor. The other gods laughed their arses off when Loki came up with that idea.
I think that’s funny .Since its women filing most to the divorces.
And besides that its stupid. Women on average peak in their 30’s .So he “leaves” her for a 20 year old ? His ex hitting her prime ? Smart move dude.
Mikey is a fucking idiot. On his blog a while back he rammed “selective sluts” and basically said that women who are slutty with a few men should fuck all men, including him and others, because people shouldn’t be allowed to decide who they do or don’t want to sleep with.
So that means anyone who wants to sleep with Mikey (okay, extremely unlikely, I know) should be able to, whether he wants it or not? But then he’d be forced to have sex with those dreadful old over-30 crones! Oh noes!
Like I said in the Dalrock thread, he’s so transparent you could use him as a window.
Presumably slut means “woman who’s had sex with anyone but me” – even if it’s just once. That seems the usual definition with these morons, who aren’t known for understanding what words mean.
… Hey, does that make me a slut too? Cool, I never thought I’d qualify.
Slutty in MRAese means “fucking men who aren’t me”.
Quote the wise and wonderful “Daddy” And he thinks this is a bad thing ?
Whats the problem ? Oh I know David would lose the respect of women .Because women don’t want a guy like David .. .. they want the kind “Daddy” approves of ! Like this guy!
See ???See the difference ? Aren’t you like WHOA no comparison ! Daddy knows what women like !
How about this guy Daddy that daddy also would let his little girls date or set his sister up with because “David is the “type” of guy who asks “girls” can I kiss you .Well Daddy didn’t say that he would ,let his daughters or sisters date these guys, but he’s has NO harsh words for this dude.(who he hangs out with on Roosh) I guess he’s COOL and knows how women want to be treated! This one is REALLY sweet …I have a 17 year old niece I bet she would just MELT over the sheer alpha of this hot number.
OOOH…I hope he has some time slots open for a new girl ! I bet he’s booked though .A date for every night of the week for 6 months..WAHHH ..but Oh well Im sure its worth the wait for just ONE bang!
Better than having a man ask you if they can kiss you .. I mean really .We all know “girls” want guys that don’t give a shit about their personality ,their educational experience(or intellect it seems ) or her dreams ..”girls ” just want to be fucked ,fucked more, and FIST fucked…And the bestest of the best is a man that gives you herpes! That makes a girl feel so feminine ! And coming back for more!
Have fun making fun of David ya’ll..In the meantime we will warn our daughters ,sisters, mothers ,aunts any female we know ya’ll are lurking out there and we know because to internet…
Oh and “Daddy”? You should be proud to be a Dad. If only more dad’s could be like you .You keep really good company and are brimming with wisdom . I am so amazed I vomited .
Well …because you are “loose” DUH! Sluts are loose .Having sex even one time “deflowers you ” Plus if you have sex one time and guys know about it ? They will lie and tell other guys so did they .
Even a really “hot girl” that has turned down sex with everyone eventually becomes a ‘doorknob” (everyone had a turn) because one will lie like the “one that got her” because he’s pissed she had the nerve to reject him too! Then one after the other they all claim they did.(each one believing the other even though they KNOW they are lying themselves )
I have a friend that happened to. By her senior year (17) She found out she had a “really bad reputation ” as the school slut when someone called her a doorknob and she inquired.She was a virgin never even had engaged in oral or anything .But like 15,20 guys had all claimed to have slept with her .
Go figure! You can still be a slut even if you have never even had sex. So once ? YEAH big time slut!
And people still say your teens are the best time of your life. ::smh::
I wouldn’t know if I’d had anything like that said about me as a teenager; I suspect not, because I was the plain girl with glasses who read (reading was abhorred by most of the morons in my year) and had no interest in boys. I wasn’t the sort they wanted to fuck, mercifully, so that brand of abuse didn’t really apply.
I look at people who do that sort of shit, then I look at decent ones, and especially my beloved, and think,gods, what oxygen thieves. Wastes of good carbon.
MRAs think anyone with ladybits that they’d like to get into is a slut. They rationalize it that way so they don’t have to treat the self-warming piece of sexual furniture as an actual human being:
…quod erat demonstrandum.
Incidentally, if this shitbag ever came at me with a fist, for sexual purposes or otherwise, I’d leave his sorry ass fighting for its life in hospital…if he’s lucky. I didn’t take Wen-Do for nothing, and I don’t fuck around. Least of all with guys who don’t care if I have a personality.
I don’t have the skills or probably the strength to do that to him (or anyone else) but damn, I’d rather die trying. I would want any man trying that on me dead.
Well, the nice thing about Wen-Do is that you don’t have to be particularly strong or skillful…just capable of hitting the weak spots that are the same on all men, however big or strong they look. Windpipes, for example. Or temples. It was quite a revelation to learn that size and strength are no object if you know self-defence. Very equalizing, that.
I love it when people accuse me of writing all the comments on Man Boobz. Because I barely have time to read them alll! I only just caught up with this thread now, and it’s nearly 5 am on a Saturday night.
I will confess that I have been known to ask women “hey, you want to fool around?” I dunno, seems to be an easy way to find out if they want to fool around, though generally when I ask it I’m already pretty sure the answer will be yes and in fact that is the answer I always have gotten. No woman has ever left because they were disgusted that I asked.
We’re back to “everyone on Manboobz is ferrets in a cat suit in a Dave suit”, huh.
That’s a direct quote from Show Me Your Genitals by comedian John Lajoie – as posted earlier in the thread by someone else )soory, no memery, today as to who). The irony, it burns.
but then none of the youtube commenters seemed to get that it was satire, either. sigh.
“He’s the kind of guy who asks girls “can I kiss you”(referring to David)”
You know, I’m tend to find such things as “I’d really like to kiss you” to go over somewhere between “me too” and GET A ROOM!
And once you get that room, some allusion and “may I?” seems just the right amount of anticipation.
Just sayin’
And so does the plagiarism.
These guys have not one original thought in their heads. No wonder their mindless dicks run away with them.