Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
So if I’m understanding this correctly…
If you give a woman an orgasm, the oxytocin produced will cause her to fall in love with you and you’ll be able to keep having sex with her.
Couldn’t possibly be that when someone has sex with you and it’s good sex, they want more of it. Nope. Must be that mind-control hormone.
I just realized that by juxtaposing those doggie two videos I unintentionally mirrored how MRAs view women: women are fiendishly clever beasts who constantly bend the world to their will and women are hilariously incompetent.
Of course I mean to say “two doggie videos” but that slip was intentional misdirection — by making you think I was too stupid to grammar, I am distracting you from the way I SECRETLY CONTROL THIS BLOG.
NO!!! Learn to read…it will cause her to DESPERATELY NEED him and be TERRIFIED at the THOUGHT of losing him . She now is OWNED by him .
Not to mention that Oxycontin’s effect is receptor site-dependent. The thought that the chemical just floating around has profound, specific effects is just silly. That being said, these doods don’t seem to really like science, for all their touting of stem fields; they like soundbites that sound scientific and make them feel authoritative. 70-100 years ago these would be the same guys shouting that women wearing pants is unnatural because the bible.
Sorta OT but holy shit the most bizarre thing ever on public transit just happened to me. A group of like 3 guys and 1 girl boarded the train and started talking to each other about random stuff. I wasn’t paying attention because I was using my laptop and wearing my ear buds. And then one of the guys loudly asked me “DO YOU WANT THIS PUSSY?” while pointing to the girl in the group. I just looked at the floor and was like “Um, what?” And they all started laughing at my reaction. I had no idea what to say.
I went and looked, then finished reading your comment: uncontrollable giggles. My day is made. 😀
Eek. Sorry to hear that Ally: train awkward/intimidating is the worst.
Ally S: Ugh, that sort of thing has happened to me before. It fucks me up for the rest of the week.
They also thought I was blushing when I looked down at the floor. I don’t think a rude, invasive question like that can make me blush. It’d just creep me out.
Hey Dave, you’re pretty good with giving trigger warnings on the more scary posts, how about a barf warning on this one? Because I just barfed in my mouth reading this….
Blech!
@Ally S: they can think what they like, as one cannot completely control what others think of you. Looking away is the normal behaviour to distance oneself from other person. It wouldn’t have mattered what you did after he said that, anything you did would have triggered a reaction on their part. Because they’re stupid.
I’m sorry that happened, Ally.
If that were true women everywhere would be marrying hitachi magic wands*. Since this isn’t a thing then I think his theory may be a bit flawed.
*Though I did hug mine and call it my new best friend the first time I used it.
Therapist: Ok, now we’re going to do a little free-association exercise. I’m going to give you a few phrases, and you just tell me whatever pops into your head.
Fisto: Ok.
Therapist: “Falling in love”
Fisto: FEAR and DESPAIR!
Therapist: …um … Ok, how about “Pleasing your partner?”
Fisto: SLAVERY AND HUMILIATION!
Therapist: I can see we have a lot of work to do here…
He sound like he reading from one of those cheesey eroctica/romance novel. Is one thing to have your partner be comfortable to endulge you in your kink of choice, is another to demand and abuse them.
Ally S. I think he was just showing off infront of his friends, or he could be one of those douchebag that get off on humiliating people. it really says more about him than it does about you.
And thanks for your thoughtful reply regarding (gender), it really clears some things up for me.
Darn it, I meant (Cheesy)
Sorry that happened, Ally. I’ve run into random street assholes myself. Never fun.
FISTO sounds like a clown you’d invite to entertain guests at a munch.
Of course it does . It also means a woman will desperately NEED herself if she masturbates with her hand . She will be terrified at the thought of losing herself .She OWNS her ass!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Ally sorry . That would be shocking even though we have heard worse. Creepy!((HUGS)))
I fell in love one time with this pair a jeans I had …………………………we had a “bond”
Yeah, I think your explanation makes sense.
And you’re very welcome! If you have any other questions I’ll be happy to answer them.
The first time I ever had a wet dream I fell in love with my mattress and pillows. And I desperately needed sleep, I was terrified at the thought of losing it …My mattress and sleep OWNED my ass from that point on !