Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Without other people who have your back (other REAL people not one of your clones ) it wouldn’t be bearable for me personally. The humor is a blast ,keeps you focused and gets you through some of the blood curdling grotesqueness of interfacing with people like that.
Alfalfa male is not my creation, Betamax male is, but you’re welcome to use either or both!
Hi, a little late to the party, but Carlos/Fisto’s comment about “de-escalating” reminds me of something my first boyfriend did. I was trying to talk to him about some things he was doing that I wasn’t into, and he flounced off to the lounge room, whining about how “oh I guess we can’t sex at all if I can’t do it right blah blah blah” I ended soothing his broken ego and never really spoke up about it again. But even then, I was pretty amazed that that was how he reacted. I mean really? He also kept suggesting anal even though it holds no interest for me and I made that clear.
In short: Fisto reminds me of my dickhead boyfriend I had at 16. Quality.
Well, I had a LOT of catch-up reading to do; I’m glad we finally banned Fisto and ‘friend’. In other news – HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINY FISH! (C.O. Argenti) and, from like, 6 pages ago: my only consistent childhood TV time was Wishbone. Dog+Books = ridiculously, unbelievably happy kiddie me. 🙂
If you want to see further evidence of the extent of Fisto’s delusions, here’s the thread he made about it on Roosh’s forum. Evidently some of you have the hots for him. Also, I apparently lust after all the manosphere dudes too, though I think it was someone else who had that theory. Also, you are all me.
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-32201.html
Apparently he and “Carlos” are BFFs who share the same apartment.
I’ll take
myyour word for it, David.Aw, more sock puppet roommates.
LOL at them saying WE are all delusional. I read that forum/blog almost daily, and I know most of these characters fairly well from reading their writing for years. And yet I just can’t believe how deliberately full of shit some of them are. They truly live in a fantasy world.
And like we are supposed to give a shit that they have consensual sex with sexy in shape girls. Like somehow that makes us angry or jealous. Why mention it? It just makes them sound like insecure whiners at best, or pathological liars at worst. Nobody gives a fuck. Really. NOBODY. GIVES. A. FUCK.
OK, this is funny:
Only possible reason your blog’s not getting hits. Love the manosphere logic lessons.
Also, weirdly inconsistent gender pronouns for David.
“That’s sad….A couple dozen women who talk about how much they dislike manosphere writers everyday…Wow, just WOW. ”
These dudes have ZERO self awareness. Oh the lolz.
Exactly! I would never want to have sex with them, it’s a revolting thought, so what does it matter if they’re having sex with HB10s (one or two of whom might even be real, you never know).
Personally, I believe NOTHING a troll says. Especially about his sex life. Their entire values systems are based on made-up shit, after all.
Man he was pretty obsessed with his blog wasn’t he. Hey ladies visit my blog! Don’t forget, I say all kinds of shocking things at my blog, which you should go see! I’m totally going to make mean posts about you at: my blog!! Why anyone wouldn’t leap at the chance to subject themselves to more of him and his opinions I just cannot fathom.
Don’t forget, we are all uggos who are totes jealous of those lucky women who have the privilege of getting demeaned during sex whether it’s their kink or not, lesbians who are jealous of um uh I’ll get back to you, feminists who only pretend to care about women’s rights because we can’t snag a date (who would for reals care about women lmao amirite), and also too we’re all David Futrelle simultaneously. We are multitudes and maybe some variety of Borg?
And the irony that FISTO- a person who frequents a blog/forum whose stated policy is “NO WOMEN, NO GAYS”- is complaining that Manboobz banned him. How many comments was he allowed to post? I think he clearly got his chance to make his case.
Oh fucking wah. Poor baby.
The fuck? Pecunium’s Borg post, last I checked (which was over a week ago) had 150+ hits, guess how many of them clicked the links to his blog? Less than 5. But see, I can see the back end data and that no comments and a handful of click throughs was actually 150+ people reading his post (or admiring his previous facial hair, I’m not sure which!)
Point here? Click throughs mean little, especially when the link is to something people are mocking.
“I even tell them they’re all lying about being raped. (actually I think they ARE lying)”
Cuz I’ve never heard that one before >.<
“We are multitudes and maybe some variety of Borg?”
Yes, we are the (feminist) Borg!!
No, seriously. Some of us started our own blog — Feminist Borg (click my nym if you’re curious).
Hive mind — I’m slacking, and so seems to be everyone else. Don’t make me ask your preferred safe words and get out my whip! (Don’t worry, I’d probably rather be on the other side of it, and deserve it at least as much as anyone else currently)
From that forum:
What heterosexual dude do you know who’s interested in another man’s sexual performance.
lolol. That’s the entirety of PUA sites. They’re all just dudes bragging about sex and other guys being all “wow that was awesome.”
Cloudiah:
Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis…
Nice, I like the Feminist Borg blog. (Whoa, when you make a blog not sound like a repulsive trash pit people voluntarily go visit it, is that how it works? Nahhh, couldn’t be!)
And the brags are all fake. It’s sheer fantasy land. No wonder it smells like a circle jerk…er, no homo, bro.
… it’s amazingly meta that they talk about Manboobz and Manboobz talks about them.
They come here to troll, we cite examples of their stuff that’s horrid, repeat.
We’re an ecosystem! An ecosystem of insipid hate and awesome cake recipes!
OT except for the relevance to snark about fedora-wearing PUAs and their ilk: this article about a man and the reactions to his hat from his own Somali community here and people in the wider community is really interesting.
Thought it’s a trilby, not a fedora. 🙂
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/what-my-hat-says-about-you-20140117-310u8.html