Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
His self-published book’s site is worth looking at, a really excellent example of manosphere web design.
It’s one long plain-HTML column with a variety of fonts, colors, bold face, underlining, and exclamation points. There’s an autoplay Flash video that’s just his voice talking accompanied by a plain text transcript. Testimonial quotes from random internet commenters! The link to buy his book repeated 4 times! The same fake book graphic repeated twice! Two different styles of corny check mark bullets! Fake absurdly high initial pricing in a vain attempt to make a $27 ebook sound like a good deal!
I am shocked, shocked I tell you that they are one in the same person. My flabber isn’t quite quite gasted but how will I ever trust another troll Whoa is me! 🙁
First Fisto’s dog was dead, then it wasn’t. Clearly Fisto is Erin Pizzey.
Oh, and a message box pop-up when you leave the page. Haven’t seen one of those since GeoCities days.
*Woe not Whoa. Proofreading isn’t always my friend
Just like his fantasy fake sex life he had to make up a fantasy fake friend to back himself up .
jojo, let me hold your hand like a little girl and walk you across the street so you understand, this whole comments section is the laughing stock of RVF right now.
Which thread would this be, Fisto? (I know you can’t answer, sorry 🙁 ) It’s just that I check back to your original blog post and there’s still only 24 comments. No wonder you’ve spent the day here with us, we’ve been paying attention to you.
Ah Christian McQueen, my original introduction to the garbagesphere. Some horrid woman had posted a link to his RoK article of his ‘Slut Commandments’, which basically read like a manual on how to turn a desperately insecure woman into a prostitute. Yes, I am sooooooo jealous of the lucky gals that guy gets to bang.
Now, where did I leave my big tub of Ben & Jerrys, I’m nearly done with this big stack of hamburgers.
Oy, I sent oats days ago! ::is cut to the core::
Sweet relief, they were one and they’re both gone. What a loser.
I’m sending a case of Mountain Dew to Argenti, because I used to know a horse that loved the stuff. And since one horse loved the stuff, that means all horses love Mountain Dew, QED, ipso facto, ad astra per aspera, et cetera.
Sockpuppeting. The mark of a secure Thor-like Alpha Male Sex God.
Oh my God his book promotion ? At one point he said page 7 (or whatever) on how to dress (to go clubbing )was in itself worth $100….Ya know its a real deal at ONLY $27 …I wonder why he didn’t say and thats Not ALL ..order now and you get 2 ! YES that’s right 2 for the price of one if you order in the next 10 minutes!! Hurry call NOW offer ends at midnight !
Wow, the excellent adventure of TrollMan and Sockboy has made me feel so much better about how I live my life. Of course, I could say the same about the man arrested for sneaking into the undercarriage of a portapotty to watch women defecate from underneath. Don’t Google if you’re eating and wish to continue.
I am reminded, and not for the first time, of something a friend told me at uni – “the only thing I envy gay men for is that they can get laid without dealing with straight men.”
Where did this come from ? Craig’s list personal adds ?
Kitteh — was it over the weekend? I was at pecunium’s then. Either way, I missed it and apologize. I’m going to have to change that list to [things] from [people] anyways, it’ setting unweildly.
Ok so I have oats, hay, apples, carrots, sugar cubes and Mountain Dew from Rahu, Shaun, Falconer, hellkell, kitty and cloudiah. Am I missing anyone?
My dozen (8/4) unicorns/horses are quite happy with these gifts 🙂
And his Twitter handle is @RealCMcQueen! *dies*
Then don’t . What are ladies supposed to do ? Start crying ?
Yes I am always very admirable of our local fire dept . They will even save your ass too .And your cats .
Who and where I want to know .Then I can send them a thank you card for whatever it is they are working tirelessly at for me .
What do you mean “just want ?” If you are honestly a person with a big heart who treats women with respect and courtesy, and meet one you have things in common with ,like interest in goals ,you shouldn’t have that much difficulty finding a relationship with a woman that is meaningful .A good start would be to stop rating her on a scale of 1-10 and asking her how much she weighs.
Lul. Ally S, I too was for whatever reason convinced they were different people. I think its because they felt like different shades of creep, being sufficiently unlike to give different.. well vibes? I guess?
Dang, what a party I missed. Like no one could tell that Fistfuck and Carloser were a perfectly matched pair of socks. The sweaty-feet smell is always a dead giveaway. And now we have this dude here, who shows up just as they’re banned:
Cool story, Fisto/Carlos. You’re so full of shit, your earwax comes out brown. The only person you’ll fuck tonight is yourself. With an old sweatsock full of Jergens, no doubt.
I love that Fisto described himself as a real-life Thor — for some reason, that made me laugh really hard and was also the point at which I KNEW Carlos was a sock. No Alfalfa male would risk describing another Alfalfa male as handsome, unless he was pretending to be a different Alfalfa male. Ironically, a total Betamax move.
I must admit, I mostly lurked around here because I felt like I needed to hide until that sock-puppeting rape apologist was banned. His descriptions of orgasms, what is “sexy,” everything just made me cringe again and again. I ended up practically skipping comments because the only way I could handle it was to read them as blockquotes in your responses.
I admire you Manboobzers for standing against them, and keeping it up for so long. There were so many things I wanted to say, but didn’t say earlier because either 1.) I was too behind in reading the comments (there was still another page ahead), or 2.) I dreaded the thought of him directing his ‘splaining at me.
Alfalfa male – LOL I love you guys. Can I steal that so I can say it to the next dipshit I meet offline who believes in “alpha males”?
They also go out together .He parties with himself. Did you see that ?Looks like there is a lot of oxytocin being spread around between himself ,himself ,and himself . True…….love!
Argenti – no, it was earlier, and prolly got lost in comments somewhere. 🙂
BritterSweet – I was skimming most of socky’s rubbish, too, after the one I bothered answering. Not from distress, mostly from YAWN and partly because I suspected he’d have been banned already.
Robert – ‘I am reminded, and not for the first time, of something a friend told me at uni – “the only thing I envy gay men for is that they can get laid without dealing with straight men.”‘
I <3 this.