Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
You’re damned straight I’m the center of the universe! How before me, peons!
Carlos: at least I’m not trying to create my own facts, unlike you.
Yeah, because you just need to have sex at every single opportunity. You can’t possibly err on the side of caution and say “Oh, well she said no, so to be on the safe side I just won’t do anything.”
Let’s say you were playing tennis with someone, and they suddenly yelled “Ow! Hold on!” and grabbed their thigh. Most normal people would immediately stop playing and probably ask them what was wrong. It’s an intuitive reaction that comes naturally by early childhood. You, on the other hand, apparently think the only choice is between continuing to hit balls to them regardless, or else drop your racket and stalk off the court in a huff. That’s seriously messed up.
Correction they know what MOST women are thinking ! (in the world )
“Bow before me, peons,” not “How before me, peons.”
Why would autocorrect change a perfectly valid word like “bow” to “how?”
Ally, that is actually my default behavior, I always will pick the safe side.
People here are so prepossessed by every man being a rapist out to get women they can’t even hear nor read what is actually being said
I’m guessing “flounce” means leave.
This comments section is fun. It’s easy to say something that sends you broads into little tantrums. *remember I did say women were like children, which these comments will be evidence of that assertion in a future post
I went to lunch when I said, then I came back and commented. The comments got boring, so I said I was leaving and left. I check the comments and Carlos has you all stirred up again so I decided to have more fun. What is this failed flounce business?
I don’t flash cash, that’s not game.
I fuck hot women ladies. That’s just the way it is. I’m sure it burns you up inside that a man with my worldview is successful with your attractive counterparts, but that’s reality.
It’s also why my blog is doing well after being on the net a mere 6 months.
Slightly beneath the rankings of this one actually.
If you like you can go read my lay reports and see photos of the girls I fuck. I like taking pics. We call them “digital memories” over at SwoopTheWorld.
Gotta go train. I’ll check in to see if anything else worth commenting on has been posted when I get back.
Carlos, Fisto,
I meet “alpha males” like you all the time, and in meatspace, every one of them is an abject failure with women. The only people impressed by their (mostly faked) “conquests” are themselves and the handful of even bigger losers they’ve managed turn into their posse.
If I ever debased myself enough to use any of these “game” tactics, I’d never get laid. And I wouldn’t deserve to.
And for the record… no, hetero-relations aren’t all that different from homo-relations. I treat everyone I meet with the same level of basic human decency, whether they are male, female, or other. I’m only sexually attracted to women, but I don’t treat them like children, talk down to them, boss them around, or any of the shit you claim to do. And I don’t treat men that way, either. Or trans people.
You guys are pathetic and more than a little bit creepy. The only humor lies in your not realizing what a joke you are.
By the way I didn’t draw any conclusions ..I asked you to cite your source of your claim of “fact” MOST women who say no mean yes . You as I thought were pulling it out of your ass . That’s the conclusion I came to and I was proven correct .
That’s nice to hear.
Not a single person here has said that all men are rapists out to get women.
Davel, you’re comparison to someone in physical pain is not correct. Plus in your example the body language is confirming the words that are spoken, not conflicting with them.
If you want to compare it to playing tennis, let’s do this. You go with your partner TO a tennis court, you are wearing your tennis cloths and then your partner says “I don’t want to play tennis. ”
Okay fine. Then I’m gonna sit in the cafeteria.
If they really don’t want to play tennis that’s fine right there. But then immediately they come back into the cafeteria and pull on your sleeve dragging you back onto the court.
Well, Carlos is backpedalling so quickly, he’s going to sprain something and Fisto is revealing that there is no limit to his ignorance. It’s a race to the bottom.
I’m putting the popcorn on.
But her saying “no” directly doesn’t create doubt. Not ANY doubt at all. Not the slightest smidgen. Because you’re sensitive like that.
I have no idea what they’re doing here if they’re so fucking Alpha.
Well Dallasapple, I didn’t put out any actually percentages. I just noted that if it’s the observation in nearly all of my experiences (a -lot-) then this occurrence might not be as rare as you would like to believe.
Where are YOUR studies backing your claims women DON’T do this?
Hmm. Is it a plus or minus to Fisty’s troll status that he’s justifying his failed flounce?
Let’s say they don’t grab their leg. They’re still standing there with racket raised. A normal person would ask what’s up. You, apparently, either keep playing or stalk off.
A normal person might ask their friend why they got all dressed up if they didn’t want to play. Not you, though. You apparently spent your grammar school years in solitary confinement.
Incidentally, Fisty, “flounce” is a real word. You should look it up. At least you’ll have learned something from this. Early on, you admitted to your shitty writing skills, yes? Improving your vocabulary can only help.
Yeah right, Fisto. First you come here all flustered accusing David of “misrepresenting” your article; then when you got called on bullshit repeatedly you throw out the poor dead dog story. Now you’re affecting the air of a bored troll just wanting to stir up controversy. And along the way, you’ve littered your comments with little insults like “fat” and “broads” and “b–ches.” And now your trying to tell us that you were just playing us, all along? Bullshit.
You’re even a wannabe troll. Pathetic.
@Fisto
No surprise. They’re assholes just like you.
Oh, so you were trying to manipulate us in order to shut us up. How kind of you. And you accuse us of being rude and offensive.
Says the man who was “appalled and offended” when I called him a rape apologist.
“No I don’t think anyone on this board was raped.
Especially the ones that claim it happened to them multiple times.”
Did anyone else “claim” this, or does he mean me? Cuz #2 didn’t believe that I’d been abused as a kid and then dated a rapist (who, btw, was almost certainly a repeat offender, given being banned from seeing his underage ex” [and underage enough to be illegal to a 21 year old in CT means under 16])
Poor Fisty, we’ve struck a nerve. Because of course it’s his “game” that gets him laid. Not his habit of traveling to third-world countries known for sex-tourism, using “dating sites” before leaving, and hanging out in areas frequented by sex workers. That’s just all a coincidence.
Funny thing, this is exactly what my uncle did. Now he’s living in the Philippines with a 22 year old woman. She’s a lovely person and I’m very glad that my extended family was able to help hers after Typhoon Yolanda but I don’t think she would be with my uncle if she were more financially stable.
Just like Fisty knows that none of the women he’s been with would be with him if they felt they had another choice. Guys like Fisty prefer shooting fish in a barrel. It’s easier on the fragile ego.
Why am I not surprised that Carlos doesn’t understand how “burden of proof” works?
I think someone already pointed this our . You either can’t read ,you aren’t reading ,or you are so backed in a corner you have to make shit up .
I never SAID that no woman every does that . Never . I also included that men and children will also say things they don’t mean .