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Become a total Alpha Male sex god by spitting in women’s mouths

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Always practice safe saliva sex

Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.

This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from.  (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)

First of all, you need to know that

Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …

When they love you, you have the power. …

You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.

Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!

Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.

And that means ORGASMS, baby!

The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm.  Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

Wait, what?

you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.

Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude

Lower-Ab-Workouts

no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.

Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to

do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.

And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.

Ladies love spitting!

Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.

Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?

Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:

You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.

Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?

… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.

I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.

I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.

NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.

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mayimoktoo
mayimoktoo
10 years ago

All I can say I base this on my personal experience and that my sample base is large enough to come to this conclusion.

Actually Carlos, all you are saying is that you ONLY sleep with women who can be coerced, manipulated, or frightened into sex on a first date. That makes you a predator.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

And Fisto admits to being even more pathetic than anyone previously thought! I didn’t think it was possible, but still, he managed it! He is nothing more than a Roosh wannabe!

But then, that’s what happens when malicious meets stupid.

Hey, Fisto, y’know your “red pill” is the stool softener, colace?

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

Well dallasapple, my experience is very relevant. You are happily jumping to conclusions with NO experience on the matter at all.

dallasapple
10 years ago

Carlos/Fisto doesn’t think anyone here has been raped. That’s fine, no one here thinks you’ve had sex with hundreds of women (at least, definitely not counting abused sex slaves in third-world nations), no one here thinks you practice muay thai, no one here thinks you’ve been sliced, and no one here thinks you’re a man.

But I bet your fedora collection is the envy of your My Little Pony Porn club

I don’t believe he had a dog name Fisto that got hit by a car either .

titianblue
titianblue
10 years ago

So who won the sweepstake on Fisto’s meltdown?

And that’s points deducted for:

– failure to stick to flounce
– use of the slur “bitch”. I mean use some imagination here, laddie.
– claiming to have “won” the thread despite being handed your arse in a basket

So that’s -30/10 and plummeting.

shayla
shayla
10 years ago

No, we actually can’t agree on that Carlos. When I’m with a bisexual woman, does she transform into a different person than she was with her ex-boyfriend? Do I for that matter transform into a liar when I date a man? Relationships are at their base the same: they all require mutual respect.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Carlos: you anecdata is just that. No more, no less.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

grumpycatisagirl: I did.

mayimoktoo
mayimoktoo
10 years ago

Yes, I have no game. Let’s discuss this over a cocktail.

Proof: The evidence or argument that compels the mind to accept an assertion as true.

Fisto
10 years ago

Sliced story is 100% true

I don’t sleep with sex workers? wtf?

You guys are on some weird loop when it comes to things that don’t fit your world view.

Monster
10 years ago

Wow, this comment thread. Fisto repeatedly demonstrates he really doesn’t understand anatomy at all. ‘Abs’ rubbing the clit during intercourse (I think most people would identify it as the top of the crotch, pubic mound, pubic bone etc rather than abs…). ‘Internal’ orgasms. Being able to move your hips to stop a rapist’s dick going in when your legs are being held back/being held in one of numerous other positions. Wow. Are the girls you are having sex with actually some kind of rubbery balloon? Also “yeah well I bet you’re fat!”, just lololol. Is someone an angry high school kiddy?

Also I practiced a martial art for a long time, and I was a good fighter when I was younger and more serious about it, and it didn’t actually help me when that large guy suddenly cornered and brutalised me in a supply cupboard, nor would it have been useful when 4 guys mugged me at knifepoint in the bus shelter a couple years ago.

Carlos…well, you play a really risky game with this whole ‘false no’ shit. I am sure there are women who do the ‘no but I meant yes’ thing amongst the billions on the planet, but seriously…getting the meaning of the ‘No’ wrong means you a.) rape someone or b) may miss out on some sex, and you seem to think a.) would be a more acceptable outcome than b.). This despite the fact that you could theoretically find millions of women who don’t say ‘no’ when they mean ‘yes’ and then get stroppy about it ,and have some nice sex with some of them instead of the ones with the mind-reading expectations (which you are apparently rewarding and perpetuating as pointed out above. If you want people to be straightforward with you, don’t reward evasiveness and game playing.) The fact that you don’t see this as a better option means you are a shithead.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Well dallasapple, my experience is very relevant. You are happily jumping to conclusions with NO experience on the matter at all.

No Carlos, you’re experience isn’t relevant. At least, it’s not more relevant than anybody else’s, many who have directly contradicted your experience.

I know you think you’re the center of the universe, but you’re really not.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Yeah, WE’RE the ones on the weird loop.

Fuck off.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
10 years ago

Thanks, sparky. I did too.

Ally S
10 years ago

Question for Fisto and Carlos!!!

Would you rather accidentally rape someone or miss a chance to have sex?

Answer truthfully please.

Fisto
10 years ago

Myimoktoo? Are you Asian? Also, when is good? I’m in Santo Domingo at the moment though.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

Ally: people love to pretend an insincere no by women is as rare as a unicorn, yet “accidental rapes” are happening every time you blink your eyes.

To answer your question: as I have said in ANY case of doubt I let the woman come back to ME, I let HER escalate.

This whole discussion gets so much out of hand and sparks up so much hate, just because I mention that it’s a real thing that woman say things they don’t mean.

You girls should use the rape gun less often, you’re going to run out of bullets.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Fisto, you’ve admitted everything else you’ve said is lie, why should we believe anything you say?

You’re nothing but a wannabe.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

Sparky, there can only be one center of the universe and that’s you.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

“Accidental rapes.” Carlos, you really are a shitstain.

I think Carlos and Fisto are competing to see who can be the biggest asshole.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

You girls should use the rape gun less often, you’re going to run out of bullets.

Eat a bowl of bees, you mansplaining shart.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

hellkell | January 17, 2014 at 3:35 pm Carlos: you anecdata is just that. No more, no less.

So is yours. I have more. It doesn’t stop you from vividly giving your opinion even with free slurs.

mayimoktoo
mayimoktoo
10 years ago

Fisto, My flabby, balding uncle “didn’t sleep with sex-workers” either. He just happens to go to places where flashing cash gets him laid. A lot. You go to the same places.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

I think Carlos and Fisto are competing to see who can be the biggest asshole.

I wish they’d take their pissing contest elsewhere.

dallasapple
10 years ago

Well dallasapple, my experience is very relevant. You are happily jumping to conclusions with NO experience on the matter at all.

Your experience it relevant to YOU . It does nothing whatsoever in showing evidence that MOST women say no to sex when they really don’t mean it .

I don’t rely on anecdotal’s of a single person as ‘evidence” of a statistic involving 1/2 the world population. I’m surprised you would think anyone would . Or wait ..No Im not because YOU would.

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