Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Citation? Because you’re just talking out your ass.
I know you don’t have a citation; this is really just something you want to believe.
*blushes back*
Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
I haven’t been this honest-to-god creeped out by our trolls in quite a while.
Sorry, Carlos, you need to try harder than this if you’re going to be in the running for 2014 Troll of the Year. Repeating your rapey ass-fax again & again isn’t clever or memorable. By the end of the month we’ll have forgotten that you & your nasty little posts ever existed. Come on laddy, you must have a better game than this!
“95% of the cases I have sex on the first date. Nearly ALL of the women I sleep with give me some kind of “fake objection” to having sex on the first date.”
Extremely disturbing! It doesn’t tell me much about women as a whole, but it does tell me you specifically are coercive and won’t take no for an answer. It tells me you pressure women and consciously or not target ones who don’t find it easy to say no, and then tell yourself that all women’s objections are fake in order to lift the guilt off yourself. Why aren’t you having sex with women who openly say they want you instead?
SPARKY, I’m not a mind reader but I can read body language. I’m not fabricating that so many woman take part in this behavior I just have to deal with it.
If there is ANY kind of doubt, I freeze out and de-escalate completely. Turn on the lights, turn on the TV, ignore her. Women that were playing the unsincere “no” will turn around and come back looking for intimacy and START the escalation again.
I had women ASK me surprised: why did you stop???
Please cite your source . “most women” doing this would have to be over 50% of women and most of the time .
Even if you have research that indicates that ,that means the rest of the women that DO not do that, never have, and never do in their lifetime then they just get to be raped ?
Oh, look, now Carlos is pretending he takes no for an answer.
That’s kind of weird all on its own. Who does that?
SO WHAT? That’s when you tell her YOU said no and I’m not a RAPIST. If you want to play the rape fantasy game then we can discuss it .
I personally don’t GIVE a shit you had a woman ASK you “why did you stop.” …I have had to ASK why DIDN”T HE stop and more than once .
Why is this so hard for you to accept women behave like this Shayla? I learned how to deal with it. You’re now swiched to claiming I’m pressuring women into sex… did I also pressure them into seeing me again? pressured them into sending me sweet messages afterwards, pressure them into falling in love with me?
The one that deny the loudest, I’m pretty sure are the one that are actually guilty of similar behavior.
1) Jesus fucking Christ. Done being nice now. You’re a rapist or a liar, probably both, depending on which parts of these paragraphs are true.
2) You’ve consistently refused to answer my questions (and anyone else’s, I’ve noticed, beyond repeating your “bitches are lying whores” boilerplate) so let’s try again:
Question 1 – Do you know any women outside the context of “dating”, and if so, do they match your description?
Question 2 – Is the opinion of someone who plays mind games with you (and the chance to get laid, of course) really so important that you’ll risk raping someone if you guess wrong on a “real no”?
Carlos, leave it alone. Most of the posts are by David’s multiple personalities. These bitches aren’t worth the hassle.
Oh. For the bitches that aren’t manbooz, I don’t pay for sex. It’s a point of pride.
Also I don’t live in Thailand. God you people are crazy.
I agree . No I don’t want to . “freeze get up and ignore her .” Sounds like he has great intimacy skills .
A manipulative gaslighting abuser is who.
CARLOS, you know what kind of language is much clearer than “body language?” Spoken language! If you hear, “no,” and keep going, then you are a rapist. When you spread the myth that women who say “no” actually mean “yes” because of “body language,” then you are a rape apologist. Sex without consent is rape. Again, this is not difficult.
And your “totally true” little anecdotes don’t count as actual data; aka, peer reviewed research.
You are talking out your ass.
“Turn on the lights, turn on the TV, ignore her.”
Yeah, that’s a manipulative little game in and of itself. How about, you know, have a conversation as if you were both adults? “You told me so I’m stopping because I respect you. You need to be upfront with me with what you want out of tonight.” Not playing the silent game so she’ll chase after you…
Poor Fisto has resorted to slurs.
Why is it so hard for you to accept that men have telescoping inner mouths like in Alien? Just because it’s an absurd premise and utterly foreign to your experiences and those of everyone you know?
I have oats and apples for Argenti’s unicorns.
Even if you have research that indicates that ,that means the rest of the women that DO not do that, never have, and never do in their lifetime then they just get to be raped ?
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I’m not saying that all. I do not wish that upon anybody.
As to research, I don’t think there’s an academic budget for doing the proper scientific research although I wish there was.
All I can say I base this on my personal experience and that my sample base is large enough to come to this conclusion.
No, you just went on sex tours there.
What slur? “Bitches” is the same as saying “women”. Look it up in a thesaurus .
Training muay thai, seeing the country and banging a lot of girls = sex tour….
SO when I live at home and bang a lot of girls that’s a sex staycation?
Ah, Fisto, you never cease to amaze me.
Post some things, get made fun of.
Make a sock called Carlos, say the same things and get made fun of again.
Accuse everyone else of being socks afterwards.
Kid, don’t ever change.