Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
@Fisto (cos I know you’re still coming back here even if it’s only to lurk)
Too much has been written by you and at you on this thread for me to address all the points, so I’ll try to go easy on the quoting.
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt over rape apologia, fact is you really don’t seem to understand how the dynamics of rape work. You’re wondering how a rapist maintains an erection? Well, it’s because rapists find rape sexually arousing, that’s sort of why they do it, they enjoy the power and violence and the domination. That’s just the guys who attack fully conscious victims, plenty of others dull resistance with drugs or alcohol, verbal or physical intimidation. And the hips thing, really? So, would you tell all those men in prison who get raped that all they need to do is move their hips out of the way and their aggressors will just give up and go away? For a man who boasts 100+ partners you don’t sound all that knowledgable.
You describe an experience of being violently assaulted, well you ought to have some idea of how unpleasant it is to be helpless, shouldn’t that give you some kind of empathy for others? Because while I don’t think your blog post was deliberately advocating rape, you are advocating abuse within relationships. And here’s where I’ll start quoting again:
When they love you, you have the power.
She does not have the analytical power to understand that she loves you because you make her cum like no man before you, she only knows you make her feel like she has never felt before.
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
First off, you’re essentially saying ‘womenz iz stoopid’, which is fairly misogynistic by anyone’s standards; secondly, you’re saying it is desirable to create a relationship where the woman is miserable and insecure, that’s not very nice is it?
I don’t want to hear any whining about how women are equal and that’s immoral etc etc.
Woman are like children (yes yes, so are most men since they are beta males but I’m not wanting to date/bang them), and we’ve all seen those little brats running around behaving poorly when they aren’t put in check. So don’t preach to me about respecting children. Women crave to be disciplined and align themselves with a stronger male persona. This is a primal, genetic, trait. Arguing against it is a waste of all of our time
I don’t know what’s worse, your contempt for women or your contempt for children. I hope you’re not a father, or if you ever become one you revise your opinion of them. Children do not need to be kept in check, they need to be nurtured, so do romantic partners. People do not need to be broken, they’re not horses. Some would argue that horses don’t need to be broken either.
Looking her in the eyes, telling her you own her, telling her she was made for you to fuck. Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Straight question, do you actually mean all that? If so, are you honestly surprized some people might have issues with that. Either you’re all totally into consent in which the above quote doesn’t add up, or you do mean it and everything you’ve been saying on here is just frantic backpedalling.
And finally, you think the ,manboobzers are the most negative people you’ve ever encountered? Dude, you haven’t lived, go check out 4chan some time, maybe when you’ve finished eating ladies for lunch.
While we’re teaching everyone Brazilian Jiu Jistu to prevent anything bad from ever happening to them again, maybe we can also try and teach people to respect a no and not rape others? Just a weird thought I had.
The first step is, “Make peace with your death from sexual exhaustion.”
I saw Lily Tomlin live once. I got her autograph. That means we’re besties now! JOY.
Probably you’ll end up looking like the graphic glitch I got playing Skyrim once where this Argonian’s tail stayed in one place and there was a thin band of green connecting it to his body no matter where I moved it.
Did you see where she got married recently?
The nature of women: surprisingly indistinguishable from one’s entitlement complex.
Leatapp,
1st great post ! All of it .
On the ab thing though .I do not consider my pubic “mound” or my husbands (the soft mound where your pubic hair starts) as part of our abs . I mean really who has ab muscles in that area ? You can not work our your pubic mound and have a “rock hard” one . So yeah anyone who has had any kind of regular sexual experience knows that in certain positions the guy can or she can use that area (rub back and forth on it ) to stimulate her clitoris .But he said his ‘rock hard abs” .Which are higher up .
Agreed . Pinning something(back or down) is a descriptive you might use in a wrestling match or something you have “caught” and held against its resisting being held.
When I gave birth I had to hold my legs back like that (knees to shoulders) at one point I was too weak and my husband held one back and I held the other . I would not say that my husband was “pinning my leg back ” Pushing my leg back even but not “pinned” .Pinned sounds like trapped/caught /cant get away .
Damn, when this asshole decides to double down on the condescension and general self-absorption he sure doesn’t know when to stop.
What is it with these guys and the “yeah well I’ve had sex with hundreds of women and I’m going to go have sex with more so there!” arguments? This is the internet; no one cares about how many people you claim to have had sex with. If you want to convince us that you actually do care about women and are anti-rape, you need to use your words in a way that conveys that. Actual apologies to the people you’ve offended rather than “Yeah well I’ve had it worse.” Listening to criticism instead of blowing it off as coming from harpies. But I guess that would take an iota of respect and an ability to think of other internet users as people.
I hate it when people say that women should take self-defense training to prevent rape. Most of the time it’s just another victim-blaming tactic. “If you REALLY didn’t want to get raped you would have learned how to fight back!” Not to mention that few people have the time and resources to commit to learning a martial art (shit’s damn expensive), the fact that most of those places are dudebro shitholes where the teachers don’t know how to teach women and don’t care to learn, or the basic fact that, no, we should be able to go about our lives without rapists attacking us in the first place.
Telling the rape victims that they were only raped because they didn’t move their hips or take the right kind of martial arts class while telling them that he’s had it sooo much worse because he was jumped once is as low down as it gets.
Just when you think that you couldn’t think less of someone……
Welp!
Any small doubt I had that this guy just misspoke and isn’t an unrepentant rapist just flew out the window.
Brain bleach:
Kitty loves ducky:
http://lilyviewlands.edublogs.org/files/2011/06/ploopy-2ay5f2l.jpg
Bunny in a hat:
http://lilyviewlands.edublogs.org/files/2011/06/cute-rabbit-1l7pspn.jpg
Hamsters in coffee mugs:
http://m.flickr.com/photos/pacifist/2194027795/lightbox/
And a whole bunch of cute and cuddly fuzzy babies:
http://thedesigninspiration.com/articles/70-cutie-baby-animals-bring-your-a-good-mood/
Dallasapple,
Thanks.
I was fortunate enough to be present for a friend’s baby’s birth and it was my job to push one leg back to her ear while her husband pushed the other. I remember my shoulder feeling bruised from her pushing back against it. I agree. I would not call that “pinning” her legs.
That’s pretty much the opposite of what a safe word is. A safe word is like an emergency stop button – it requires no interpretation. When your partner says the safe word, you stop. Period. There’s no second-guessing of whether it’s meant or not.
What are you, 14 years old? There’s a reason why combat sports are generally segregated by weight class and by sex. All other things being equal, sure, training wins. But in the real world all other things are not equal.
Judging from Fisto’s poorly written blog, the first step is actually “Take your trust fund to underdeveloped countries.” All the women he brags about are bar girls from the Philippines, Thailand, The Dominican Republic, and other countries known for sex-tourism.
If the poor dumb beast can’t even grasp basic consent, I suppose a conversation about poverty and consent would fly over his head. Instead I will point out that my uncle is currently living in the Philippines (Scene of Fisto’s “How To Bang 3 Women a Day in the Philippines”) after a late-in-life life crisis. Dear Uncle is currently in a settled down relationship, after being treated several times for the venereal diseases which can occur when one is having sex with many, many women. Dear uncle is 68 and not particularly buff, nor inclined to use PUA principles to get women. He just has a decent amount of cash.
@Sparky
Thanks, I needed that 🙂
I saw that she (Lily Tomlin) and her long time partner tied the knot. 🙂
She was amazing live, BTW. I laughed so hard.
In regards to Fisto’s trust fund Age of Consent tour:
Lol, that reminds me of a former friend of mine that used to brag about how the strippers used to tell him he’s cool. Not to denigrate their profession, but I believe it’s kind of their job to talk about how cool the people tipping them are even (and especially!) if they think otherwise.
lol.
I haven’t finished these comments, but I literally just read this and thought I’d leave it here. The context is Danish pig farmers trying to get their sows to orgasm for higher litter counts.
“No. 443 is a “teaser boar.” His presence in the barn primes the sows for what is to come….
The boar moves along the row of sow snouts protruding through the bars, rubbing each one with his own. “This is what he does,” yells Anne Marie over the grunting and the banging of metal crates. “He slobbers on them.” Boar saliva has a pheromone – a chemical that primes a sow in heat for mating. Strictly speaking, you do not need a boar, because you can buy a Scippy – a remote-controlled plastic boar doused with Boarmate synthetic boar odor spray.”
Mary Roach, Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex. Norton, 2008, 90-91. Bold mine!
(The farmers stimulate the sows while artificially inseminating them.)
JoJo,
They get paid a percentage of every drink you buy. It’s their job to make you feel like catnip so that you stick around, buy some over priced drinks and choose them for lap dances. While some dancers may form friendships with regulars, the ones I’ve know feel about their job just like most people in the service industries feel about theirs. You smile and act friendly, even if you loathe the customer and you can’t wait to get off work and go home.
In Thailand you pay the dancers in ping pong balls that they trade in later for cash. A bucket of the balls is ridiculously cheap and the women themselves live in poverty. When they see a western man throwing around money, it does not matter what he looks, smells or acts like. They work for that cash so they can survive. A friend of mine worked there once for some industry or another (I don’t recall) and decided that before he left, he had to check out a strip club. He ended up buying the bucket of balls and dumping them all on the stage before leaving. He said they scrambled for them like they were precious. I’m sure to them, they were. The sex slave trade is alive and well there. Not all of the women go into sex work of their own will. Many are tricked, abducted or sold by their parents into sexual slavery. A sugar daddy could be there ticket out of that life. They’ll take abuse if they think it will save them. What Fisto decided was attraction was actually desperation.
as someone who fucks at least 4-5 new girls a month, i can say safely that girls are retarded pieces of garbage.
Right .And its not only no being a “safe” word only if its “meant” and HE gets to determine that based on his “interpretation”,but only after he 1st doesn’t believe she means no .The default is she doesn’t mean no. Because he knows women say things the don’t mean ?
Unless he only reserves this belief for a woman saying no to a sexual act …wouldn’t he have to dismiss pretty much everything a woman says she desires or doesn’t desire ? Like “well she said she didn’t want to see me anymore BUT women say things they don’t mean all the time .STALKER!
*their. Oops.
Don’t just join one class. Don’t just join two classes. Join a brazillion classes!
Oh, so neither rapist ex is actually a rapist, so good to know. I mean, I know enough martial arts I could’ve fought off the second one, but seeing the odds of having to wait there for the cops and explain how an ambulance is needed but it was self-defense I kinda figured it was better to do a “think of England” than pull out some judo. The first one I was vomiting drunk, forming words was beyond me, this after being served drinks that were far stronger than I’d been led to believe.
But hey, thinking that ignoring her saying no and assuming he knows she didn’t mean it means risking sexual assault totally proves neither was rape. It’s a magic bullet for my PTSD, maybe I won’t have to let the bed dry out after turning it into a sweaty nightmare induced mess.
Nth’ing the vote to ban.