Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
What’s that? Is that another flounce I see?
Any bets that he sticks this one?
Uh, pinching someone’s ass against their will is also a bad thing to do… is this guy real?
I fail to see how a person acknowledging they were victimized removes all their future choices. Very odd.
Are you stuck in a revolving door, Fisto? The exit is clearly marked.
More points deducted, including for style. Because, hey, in for the rape apologia, in for the rape joke.
-10/10
Except when we use the word “rape”, we are using to describe actual rape. We’re not using it for things that aren’t rape – like you are. So you can’t use that argument.
Sweeping, baseless generalization.
What hellkell said. How dare you accuse the rape victims here of lying. Folks here define rape as nonconsensual sexual penetration, which is the actual definition. And fuck you for talking over victims by telling them that they would rather go through what you went through. You have no way of knowing that.
No one chooses to define themselves as victims. Being a victim is not a choice. Of course people can make choices – that’s a trivial fact – but victimization is also a fact of life. You can have agency and be a victim simultaneously.
OK, I haven’t read most of this thread but I saw Fisto’s last comment and I’d definitely vote for removing him if he doesn’t go away by himself. What horrible things to post.
Fifthing the motion to ban.
This is what I was thinking and no I don’t think its been brought up . Lets assume its true .How does that line up with the mind blowing oxytocin sex ,causing her to fall in love with him, her desperately needing him ,terrified of losing him ,therefore owning her ass because she is coming back begging for more ?
So he has “100’s” of women in love with him desperately needing him to spit in their mouths after they say no ? With a man too that has decided for them that clitoral (outside) stimulation (how most women achieve orgasm ) to orgasm isn’t the best orgasm ,who is without asking them how they like it ahead of time smacking them ,pinning their legs back ,and “moving them around ” to positions he wants ‘making her ” say what he wants to hear?Maybe 100’s of one nights stands is more like it ? And no one fell in love with you ?
100’s of women and counting it seems ???? Please dude if you aren’t full of shit PLEASE I hope you have been doubling up on condoms ! It would not be fair for you to be putting all these woman at risk. HIGH risk having unprotected sex with them.
Save that piece of wisdom for the occasion if unfortunately your mother ,or your daughter, or your sister, or your wife,or your father ,or your son ,or your brother ,or your best buddy gets raped . You can be their rape counselor you’re not needed here.
A ‘female driver’ callously murdered your precious pet so you have taken to writing about how to dominate women using the name of said slain pet.
Interesting…
If you switched the sex talk with ninja talk, Fisto would sound a lot like Robert Hamburger.
(For those who haven’t seen it: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Warning, not for diaper babies or big stupid idiots)
Fisto’s description of a sexual encounter reminds me of the South Park episode where Mr. Garrison tries to write a pornographic novel.
(except Mr. Garrison, having dated a hardcore sub for a number of episodes, probably actually knows what the term “safeword” means.)
I think this is the meltdown starting everyone was waiting for . All those women out there waiting ,instead here he is on manboobz making a fool out of himself .
Did anybody e-mail David about the stupid and vile piece of shit that is Fisto?
Seriously, “safe word ‘mumbo-jumbo?'” This guy ain’t no kinkster. This guy’s a flat rape-apologist, and if he’s actually done any of the things he’s claimed, he’s a rapist. Anyone actually trying to describe a kink encounter would know what a safe word is. It’s pretty basic.
Not touching the other shit. Don’t want to get my hands dirty.
Just as a random aside: every guy I’ve known into Brazilian jiu-jitsu was a privileged, preening, arrogant douchebag, and I’ve seen maybe, maybe, one out of ten bbj classes that was even remotely woman-friendly.
Why in the world would you think anyone would consider your lifestyle as it pertains to your sexual life anything to brag about ?
Normally when people brag its about something that other people want or want but can’t have so they are envious. What in your mind would make you believe anyone let alone everyone you encounter wants your lifestyle at all in the first place let alone if they did couldn’t have it ?
You need to get over your self dude. Go back to your groupies who think your are anything to envy .
Well, hips don’t lie.
The chew toy’s nym, plus his whole shtik, reminded me of the song “Kinko the Clown”, from the old Doctor Demento show. Probably not SFW.
OK, I haven’t read all 450+ comments here, but I saw enough to realize what a complete asshole Fisto is. I really doubt he’s ever had meaningful emotional contact with a female of any species.
I have never personally been into that culture for myself . But I have met many that are and its one of the first things I learned . But then again the people I learned it from weren’t rapist.
The fact he doesn’t even know what safe word means ,means he’s either a liar (this is all fantasy in his head) or sooner or later he will be charged with sexual assault by one of his one night stands. .
Boobers,
The ab rubbing thing?. You can use the pelvic bone that way with the woman on top, though it didn’t play test well in my experience. I’m also guessing that by “pinning” he does mean knees on the shoulders. I guess he thinks it sounds more macho if it sounds like he’s forcing her to do something. (So much yuck) I’m also confused as to how you spit in a woman’s mouth with her on top. Expert aim? It wasn’t clear what position he was suggesting and I still don’t believe for a second that he’s done the things he writes about. He sounds like a kid playing keyboard cowboy to get his rocks off.
Fisto,
I’m not the one who volunteers at a shelter. You aren’t just bad at writing, sex and human decency, but reading too. However, I did animal rescue, rehab, pet fostering and transport for quite some time. Fuck you, you insignificant butt nugget. You can try all you like. You can’t shame me. You can’t even stick your flounce. I doubt you could think your way out of a wet paper sack with instructions printed on the bottom. You are the one corrupting the memory of your pet (if that story isn’t make believe too) by using it’s name to encourage rape and abuse.
I don’t hate men, Mr. Projectionist and that’s not a new tactic. Misogynist scum like you try that line all the time toward anyone who suggests women be treated like full human beings. *shrug* I’m sure you’d like to believe that, but the truth is my husband and I enjoyed laughing at you together. I do admit that I hate rapists and rape apologist scum like you, whatever their gender. Most people do. If you don’t like being thought of as the lowest of the low even among violent criminals, then you should fix that by no longer being a wannabe rapist and rape apologist. No one should like you and I think you know that. Your pathetic excuses and ridiculous attempts to lie about what you write are transparent. That’s why you write under a nym with no photos on your blog. You know what you are. You may not have conscience enough to be ashamed, but you sure know that you better not attach your identity to your stories of rape and sexual abuse. If you stand by what you write, post your name by it and a picture of you. Why not? Won’t the ladies flock to a man you consider so attractive to them? Surely you don’t think you’d be ridiculed and rejected by potential lovers once they find out what a totally “alpha” stud you are and about all your “zesty” sex moves, like forcing a woman to swallow gobs of spit against her will? You aren’t scared, are you Mr. Dripspittle?
Mr. ‘my childhood dog was murdered by a female’ really needs to learn how to read a room. It is abundantly clear that while we (posters, David, ferrets) support safe consensual kink, plenty of the ‘females’ here would not enjoy being spat on or pinned back or forced to suffer through someone poorly attempting to ‘dominate’ them. Nor would any of the ‘males’ think this was a good way to ‘better themselves’.
I sincerely hope he will ‘consider his language’ in the future and it is good that he admits that even evil ‘rape tourettes feminists’ are capable of caring about animals. I’m sure thats more than elam et all could manage. Baby steps.
Somehow I guess we are capable of moving our hips out of target range. Being hips(pelvis) house the vagina(and anus) and just leave our pinned back legs and the rest of our body behind. Because ya know we all have detachable hips.
“Brazillion Jiu Jitsu class”
OMFGlessness, Somebody light the Citizen Radio signal. I’d love to see them pick this dufus apart.
The problem with you people is your delusional view of consent. In your world, a man should ask a woman can I kiss you? Can I touch you? Can I untie your dress? This is a fairy tale, because in reality how it works is you do it and if she doesn’t want she lets you know. Women like to be dominated, and asking for permission is not domination.
When no means no, she will make you know. A woman who at some point really wants you to stop something will express it in no uncertain terms. Rape is not ambiguous. If someone watched a sex act and would be not too clear if it was rape or not, then it’s not rape, it’s just kinky.
Well I have had two dogs hit and killed by a car .In both cases I don’t know if it was a man or woman because they drove off not bothering to stop .(I witnessed one being hit right in front of me) . So since I don’t know if it was a man or a woman in either case I just hate all people .
I had 2 other dogs hit but they survived one was a teenage boy that hit my poodle . More reason to just hate all people including teenagers.
Also, I’m fairly vanilla, and I am familiar with the concept of safe words. How hard is this to learn about?
Fisto is either completely lying about all this, or an outright rapist. Either way, it’s disgusting.