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Become a total Alpha Male sex god by spitting in women’s mouths

Always practics safe saliva sex
Always practice safe saliva sex

Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.

This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from.  (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)

First of all, you need to know that

Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …

When they love you, you have the power. …

You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.

Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!

Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.

And that means ORGASMS, baby!

The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm.  Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

Wait, what?

you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.

Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude

Lower-Ab-Workouts

no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.

Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to

do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.

And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.

Ladies love spitting!

Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.

Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?

Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:

You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.

Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?

… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.

I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.

I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.

NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.

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Marie
Marie
6 years ago

What’s with trolls necroing threads recently? I swear it’s happening more often :/

Luzbelitx
6 years ago

@Marie if the hordes of necrotrolls keep coming we can always try this:

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

Oh, hi Fisto- er, I mean, Emma.

And ewwwww.

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

Well I honestly wasn’t expecting all this attention. I’m not trolling I just thought I should say something since everybody was like eewww no woman ever would like that and I do, so that’s why I said I what I said. I got to this post because I recently discovered that I liked the spitting and since it’s new to me I literally googled “spitting in the mouth” and here I am. Anyway I guess I shouldn’t have said the thing about my pussy but you know I’m really into this guy and I started thinking about sex with him, and that happens when you are a woman you know! I don’t really understand why does everybody has to be so closed minded, you guys make out and share saliva so what’s the deal with the spitting? It’s sexy if you are reaaaally into the person and while having intense-outofthisplanet sex it’s gonna be arousing if you give it a try

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

and what’s fisto anyway ?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I think you missed the point of the post Emma. This guy was declaring that all women like some very specific sex acts that shouldn’t be done without obtaining prior consent. The fact that some women might like it isn’t relevant.

Luzbelitx
6 years ago

I can accept that Emma got here randomly and didn’t really get what’s going on.

In case you missed the title: this is a site for mocking misogyny.

Misogyny like saying guys should spit on/dominate all women, no previous asking whatsoever, because that’s what women are for.

I too enjoy being dominated, and have been spit on my mouth (I think I actually commented on this same article about it). But this is not what the “advice” is about.

It’s about doing it to any woman, to assert their manliness, without the least regard for what the woman likes, or not.

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

Well you know I know it’s a little bit ridiculously written but I honestly don’t find it that bad, I mean what the guy says. I’m very passive and I enjoy to be dominated, so TO ME it doesn’t sound that bad the part when he says “do it” even if you said no before, like he is not making you do something teeerrible, I enjoy the “been forced to do something/not really I actually want you to force me” kind of things

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: Emma

I enjoy being dominated. I don’t give a shit your liking for saliva; I give a shit that you apparently are completely missing the point of the post.

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

Sorry guys didn’t catch that. Thanks for the explaining. Didn’t mean to offend anyone.

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

English is not my first language so now I’m a little embarrassed

Marie
Marie
6 years ago

I was confused for a sec cuz when I checked in the comments feed I didn’t realize it was the Other Emma commenting 😛

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: Emma

I enjoy the “been forced to do something/not really I actually want you to force me” kind of things

Uh, dude. Surely there’s something you DON’T LIKE. Doesn’t it bother you that your partner is apparently totally okay with raping you? Or do you just magically like everything you get forced to do?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Still missing the point. Not everyone enjoys being dominated. Some women like it, but only some of the time or only with partners they really trust. If a man is interested in having kinky sex, he has to get consent first instead of springing it on his partner mid-sex.

I sometimes like sex a little rough, but I never want my mouth spit in. I don’t even like sloppy kisses.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

“Emma”,
I’m not buying it.
You know damn well that calling nonconsensual degradation and forced sex acts “good advice” is disgusting. That’s not kink, that’s sexual assault. I don;t believe that you don;t know that. Fuck off, scum.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Isn’t it interesting how we were just fucking talking about people assuming their sexual preferences = the world in the other thread?

I swear to god, why do some people have so much trouble differentiating fantasy from reality?

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

It’s not forced sex nor nonconsensual, my partner is not raping me is just like a role play I guess. Obviously if I don’t want to do something in particular I can simply say no firmly and he won’t stick his dick in my mouth for example (there’s something I don’t like: forced oral sex). Oh and fuck you hypocrite closed minded Lea “being normal is boring”

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

…TO ME it doesn’t sound that bad the part when he says “do it” even if you said no before

When a person does something sexual to another person even after the second person has said no, that is rape. Unless, of course, it’s part of a kink scenario that both parties have worked out and consented to.

It’s terrible advice to give men to “just do it” no matter what their partners say. That’s advising rape.

What your personal preferences are, Emma, has absolutely nothing to with it.

Marie
Marie
6 years ago

I’m sooo confused by New Emma.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

*near fatal eyeroll*
“Emma”,
I understand the difference between consensual kinky play and rape. You clearly do not. I’m far from anti-kink. I am anti-rape. You are suggesting that raping women is “good advice”. That’s fucking vile.
Also, stop with the TMI. We really do not need to know what exact sex acts you’re in to.

Step off, dipshit. Rape apology will get you banned.

Ally S
6 years ago

@Emma

“being normal is boring”

If you aren’t into “normal” stuff, that’s your business. But please don’t shame others for not having the same preferences as you. That’s pretty hypocritical.

Ally S
6 years ago

(“preferences”, of course, do not include anything non-consensual, bigoted, etc.)

grumpycatisagirl
6 years ago

Yeah, I’m becoming more and more inclined to believe Emma is Fisto, especially after she asked “what’s a fisto?” when the post she commented on is literally about Fisto.

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

@Ally S she literally said “fuck off scum” I think I can response to that.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

It’s sexy if you are reaaaally into the person and while having intense-outofthisplanet sex it’s gonna be arousing if you give it a try

Boundaries, Emma! The TMI was pretty bad, but this is much worse. Hmm, how to explain this to someone who seems to have lost all their clues? So, people are individuals, yes? Which means they don’t all like the same thing? My bestie loves guacamole, and I hate it. I like men with piercings, which she does not. It’s almost like women aren’t a coagulated mass of similar wishes and feelings! Also, pushing people to try stuff they’ve already told you doesn’t appeal? Pretty creepy. You should feel shame. Go sit in the shame box, like in Slapshot.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Ally,
She’s referring to my avatar. It says “Being normal is boring”. See, because I called rape, rape she assumes I’m anti-kink.

That’s kinda funny considering some of our recent discussions, isn’t it?

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Rape apologists are scum and if you don’t walk it back, you need to GTFO.
Seriously.
That shit don’t fly here.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: Emma

See, you say this:

Obviously if I don’t want to do something in particular I can simply say no firmly and he won’t stick his dick in my mouth for example (there’s something I don’t like: forced oral sex).

But then you also say this:

…TO ME it doesn’t sound that bad the part when he says “do it” even if you said no before

So, which is it? Is a ‘no’ to be respected or not?

I’m submissive. I’m a kinkster. What you’re saying is bullshit. Stop hiding and pretending people are criticizing you because they’re vanilla; I assure you, it’s because what you’re saying is bullshit.

Marie
Marie
6 years ago

@Emma

@Ally S she literally said “fuck off scum” I think I can response to that.

yeah, cuz you’re being a creepy rape apologist. FFS.

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

Emma: You seemed to have missed Lea’s point as well as the point of the OP.

What is so hard to understand here? We do not care what sex acts you do or do not enjoy. That has no bearing on the discussion at hand.

The discussion at hand is about consent.

Do you understand what consent is? It’s not that difficult. It’s asking and making sure that your sexual partner is into whatever it is you’d like to do. It’s stopping when they say no or stop.

Fisto, the guy who wrote the horrible rapey advice, is saying to just do this kind of stuff without making sure your partner is into it. He goes so far to say if they say no, do it anyway. That is sexual assault.

It doesn’t matter what the act is, it’s about consent.

Ally S
6 years ago

@Emma

TMI:

Here’s the thing: you came into a thread about a post in which a man advocates non-consensual sex acts. The man isn’t advocating safe, consensual rough play but rather actual abuse. Spitting in your partner’s mouth against her will is coercive and therefore wrong. This article isn’t criticizing women who like spitting – it’s criticizing people who think that non-consensual sex acts are okay for any reason. If you like spitting/consensual rough play/anything else consensual albeit strange to most people, that’s your business. No one here thinks less of you for having that preference even though it weirds most folks here out.

Emma
Emma
6 years ago

I didn’t want to get in all this mess. I DONT SUPPORT RAPE I was just telling you guys what I enjoy. God. I can’t believe how can you not understand my point of view at least a little. Lea I really hate you, talking to you will take me nowhere you don’t understand/ don’t want to understand anything. Btw I don’t support rape or forcing people to do things they don’t want. Should I say that again ??

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Aaaaaand this is why I never entered my local kink scene. There seemed to be a whole lot of people who could not differentiate their fantasies from reality.

Seriously, who reads this shit and goes, “Why yes, this person is totally a respectable kinkster who would totally stop on a dime”? Oh right, trolls.

Also, for someone who claims English isn’t her first language, Emma sure seems to be okay with arguing herself blue in the face.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Now Emma is advising people to spring forced sex acts on their partner, even if they’ve specifically stated they don’t want to do that thing, because they’ll totes for sure like it!

>.<

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: Emma

I was just telling you guys what I enjoy.

And why should we care? Seriously, why would strangers want to know in detail about your sex life? This isn’t a porn site. This isn’t a sex site.

Lea I really hate you,

You’re sixteen, aren’t you?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

If Emma is an adult I’m really embarrassed for her parents.

Marie
Marie
6 years ago

@emma

I didn’t want to get in all this mess. I DONT SUPPORT RAPE I was just telling you guys what I enjoy.

Wait, I just realized. I don’t care what you enjoy ^u^

Btw I don’t support rape or forcing people to do things they don’t want. Should I say that again ??

Probably, since you were so unclear at first….

@lea

Now Emma is advising people to spring forced sex acts on their partner, even if they’ve specifically stated they don’t want to do that thing, because they’ll totes for sure like it!

But Emma totally understands consent!!!!eleven!! how dare you accuse her of this…thing…you are accusing her off!!!eleven

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Hate on hater.
…someplace else.
What you are doing is advocating rape.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: CassandraKitty

If Emma is an adult I’m really embarrassed for her parents.

I’d be embarrassed regardless. Seriously, who goes to a strange non-sex website and says, “Here is what turns me on, in great detail” in a language that’s not your first?

Besides spambots, I mean.

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

Fucking-a, how many times do how many people have to tell Emma that we don’t care about her TMI-ing about her sex life?

Emma: Why the hell do you think it’s ok for a man to just up and start spitting and hitting a woman during sex? Without asking first? And to continue this even if she says stop? Because that is what Fisto is advocating and that is what you are defending right now.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

I’m jaded. Who here wants to bet it’s some troll trying to pull a, “If women give Updates from their Pantsfeels, it would totally be okay, thus MISANDRY”? Also that women are Totally Into this shit?

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Lea I really hate you

The rest of us really like her so I wouldn’t count on running her off the site or shutting her up if I were you.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Oh, are we being 12? Lea, I really like you much more than I like Emma. I think we should go play and not let her come with us.

grumpycatisagirl
6 years ago

I really think an actual sock check is in order for this one.

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

LBT,
seconded.

WWTH,
That’s so kind of you. Thanks. 🙂

moldybrehd
6 years ago

The rest of us really like her so I wouldn’t count on running her off the site or shutting her up if I were you.

This. If you really think she’s too mean and nasty, you aren’t ready for this site.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

I’m still just sort of boggled by, if Emma’s legit, what her RATIONALE of this was.

I mean, sometimes I get Pantsfeels over things that are not okay. I think that happens to a fair number of people. The thing is, I don’t logic it with, “Well, if it turns me on, it’s okay.” I logic it with, “Well, it turns me on, it’s not okay, but luckily I can either choose not to act on it, or find an okay way to get the same feeling.”

I DEFINITELY don’t logic it with, “Well, it turns me on, so it’s okay, so I’ll TELL A BUNCH OF ONLINE STRANGERS ABOUT IT.”

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Also, this damn post is months old. How do you get so deep into our archive and not realize that Mammoth is snarky and blunt?

Lea
Lea
6 years ago

Cassandra,
*links arms*
Let’s!

Shiraz
Shiraz
6 years ago

Emma, what is your FIRST language?

You were going for edgy, right? Nice try.