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Become a total Alpha Male sex god by spitting in women’s mouths

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Always practice safe saliva sex

Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.

This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from.  (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)

First of all, you need to know that

Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …

When they love you, you have the power. …

You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.

Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!

Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.

And that means ORGASMS, baby!

The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm.  Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

Wait, what?

you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.

Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude

Lower-Ab-Workouts

no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.

Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to

do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.

And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.

Ladies love spitting!

Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.

Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?

Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:

You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.

Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?

… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.

I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.

I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.

NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.

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Fisto
10 years ago

Riiiiight so all the rapist/ stuff, that’s original haha

Serioulsy, be truthful, how much do you weigh?

Whistling sound? Back at you baby.

Ally S
10 years ago

@Fisto

I’m very sorry to hear about that knife attack, but please don’t compare it to rape. A lot of things in society are compared to rape, and the net effect of those comparisons is that the word rape ends up becoming cheap and lacking in its power to elicit a moral response. And that in turn marginalizes those who are actually raped. It’s kind of like how, if people keep using the term “genocide” to refer to things that aren’t genocide, the word becomes cheapened and perhaps almost meaningless. You can describe your experience the way you did without using the word rape – in fact, you just did.

As for that lesson, the truth is that the world is full of shitty people who can do shitty things to do you regardless of whether you consider yourself a victim. Vulnerability is an inescapable reality. But it’s nothing to be ashamed about. If considering yourself to not be a victim helps you cope with your troubles, go ahead and do so. Do whatever you need to heal so long as it doesn’t negatively impact anyone else. But don’t tell others that they should feel the same way. Respect the fact that not everyone’s experiences are like yours. And if you ever find yourself distressed by the thought of being a victim in anyway, you can remind yourself that being victimized never makes you less of a human being.

[Content note: rape, violence]

Anyway, like I just said, the act is not “impossible” because of the difficulty in penetration. A woman could also be threatened with violence if she tries to move her hips. I know that if a man who is stronger than me threatens to slit my throat if I don’t undress, I would freeze out of fear and stop resisting. Physical ability means nothing when fear renders even resistance impossible. And beyond that, the rapist can pin her down so that she can’t use her body to resist in any way. This is very easy for the rapist especially if he is stronger than her, and as you know, men have more physical strength on average than women.

titianblue
titianblue
10 years ago

And an automatic points deduction for not being able to stick the flounce. Or resist repeating the imaginary fat shaming. Or going “No, you. No, you. No, you”.

-3/10 and falling.

JoJo
JoJo
10 years ago

Fisto, you story about the three guys with knives sounds like mine, except the three guys actually DID hold me down and gang-rape me afterwards. When you say that you “felt” like you were raped, everyone here know you don’t have a clue what it’s like.

But don’t let me stop you. It’s cute to see you strut around with your chest puffed out acting like you’re some big brute male. Except for the fact your slobber fetish makes me want to barf, you’re actually quite funny.

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

Ally – I’m appalled and offended for being called a rape apologist or even being associated with rape. I don’t think anyone can interpret a no as a yes if the person is really conveying “no”. Other words besides “no” would follow I presume to make sure the sentiment is expressed.

This is a big lie and a dangerous “presumption” . Conveying no is a the WORD NO.ONCE. That way there can be NO confusion . People like you “presuming” after she said no and you say DO IT! so she complies saying that is evidence she didn’t mean no are dangerous. At that point there is a great chance she is operation under FEAR. People react to fear in different ways .The idea that if she REALLY didn’t want to she would use other words BESIDES no, or start fighting and trying to get away ,or otherwise give whatever signal for you to “interpret as MORE evidence of NO is WRONG. Some people will freeze under fear and go along with a lot of things as a means to try and survive. Once they are in a threatening situation like being RAPED. Its very frightening and confusing including experiencing the feeling an utter and complete powerlessness .

Do you think the whole campaign of “no means no” is just a big lie and conspiracy to rob men of their kinky alpha sexapades ? Its not two no’s means no .Its no no no stop it slap punch kick run ,means no . Its not scream bloody murder NO …scratch and bite means no .Some women do react that way . But that is not REQUIRED to “really mean no .”

Stop trying to “interpret ” over something as serious as consent .Consent never includes DEMANDING that your partner complies after they say no .UNLESS as has been stated repeatedly you are playing a fantasy game where no is part of it .But in that case you have pre-arranged another word that no ‘if ands or buts” means STOP . You can not “presume ” no means anything other than no because of lack of further protest /body language or anything else.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

I like that you just do the name calling thing and then say I’m ignorant, but never really take issue with anything I’ve said in a way other than to act like a child.

Yo, buttnugget, I take issue with your very existence. Funny how you asshats clutch your pearls the minute “fuck” comes at you.

shayla
shayla
10 years ago

Zillions of ‘Brazillions’ agree: when your mouth is saying no, Jiu Jitsu makes your hips say yes!

emilygoddess
10 years ago

Talk to me when you’ve assisted Euthanizing a poor little animal that’s only crime was being abandoned by an woman that didn’t know raising a dog would be so much work.

I VOLUNTEERED IN A SHELTER. I WORK IN AN ANIMAL EMERGENCY ROOM. Whatever “shocking” examples you’ve got, I’ve seen. This shit is heartbreaking and literally traumatic for people in my field, not to mention the owners and the animals themselves, so STOP FUCKING USING IT TO WIN INTERNET SLAPFIGHTS. I know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me, and I don’t care, because YOU ARE GROSS and you need to fuck off.

I admit I played a little game with you. I knew you would jump right in to take credit for your “good deeds”.

Tell me again why you think you deserve to be engaged in good faith?

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

But OK, I’ll break it down. I take issue with your:

–rape apologia
–lack of understanding of consent
–lack of knowledge of anatomy
–fat shaming
–mansplaining
–general assitude

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

Anyway, like I just said, the act is not “impossible” because of the difficulty in penetration.

Warning content CSA

Only someone who has a complete ignorance to rape would think that . Children are raped ..Some survivors have struggles with guilt because they experienced physical pleasure .So I guess they weren’t really raped ?

Not to mention rape can occur after initial consent and penetration is already occurring.

Ally S
10 years ago

I hope Ally doesn’t get polluted by you.

Polluted? Quite the opposite. This is literally one of the most supportive and accepting online spaces I have ever been a part of.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Did anyone else here vomit a little when Fisto pointed out Cassandra’s potential to be a “happy little thing”? There’s just something so slimy and patriarchal about his tone there that I am seriously skeeved out for her. I second the call for ban – the rape apologia and general grossness is becoming a bit much.

David really should put a Vomit Warning on everything Mister Fister has posted. And then ban his sorry ass.

seraph4377
10 years ago

There’s a bunch of ladies walking the streets and they’re waiting to ride the Fisto Train ™

ALL ABOARD!!!!! CHOO CHOO!!!!

Seriously? How old are you?

FalconAAAARGH
10 years ago

Falconer – What raptor do you hunt with? The season is coming up soon.

Well, my Black Crested Sarcasm Eagle can spot an attempt at false camaraderie at up to three miles.

Then I send in my Utah. She really doesn’t like rape apologists.

Wetherby
Wetherby
10 years ago

Apologies if this has already been raised, but just why is a claim that “I’ve had hundreds of women” supposed to be so impressive?

Even if it’s true, which I suspect is very very rarely the case, to me it suggests someone along the scale between “seriously commitment-phobic” and “so terrible in bed that nobody ever comes back for seconds”.

The number of women I’ve “had” is in single figures, but with hardly any exceptions we’re talking dozens, hundreds and at least one case thousands of enthusiastically consenting, intensely and mutually pleasurable sexual encounters of a kind that I imagine Fisto has never come anywhere close to having.

shayla
shayla
10 years ago

Bottom line: continuing after “no” is fucked up. Sometimes “no” means “yes”? Ok. Let’s follow that line of thought. Sometimes no means yes. Doesn’t it also follow that no… can mean no? “She’ll make it obvious”? Well, NO seems about as obvious as can be to me but if you need more than that consider this: people are predisposed to hear and see what they want to hear and see. Study the eyewitness effect, confirmation bias, and so on and you’ll learn that personal interpretation is not to be trusted, especially when “yes let’s keep having sex” is the answer you desperately want to hear. You cannot tell if no is the “fake no” or the “really for reals no” without stopping immediately and talking it out. You’re not psychic. No one is.

Heaven help the women who have to encounter this dude who thinks every woman feels special when she’s slapped, hit, spat on, and yelled at.

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

I felt I had be raped in the sense that some evil people came into my life and turned it upside down.

No .You would have “felt you had been raped”. If those 3 men had held you down and raped you you could then accurately describe your feelings were of being raped.. If you can say YOU THINK those compare as to the level of trauma you would have felt then I don’t know what to tell you .But I doubt you would have recovered so quickly .

What you felt was Im sure was violated dude not RAPED .You can’t say you felt raped unless the crime against you WAS rape .They are both violations but so is someone breaking into your house when you aren’t home and robbing you blind. That person can never claim they not what it feels like emotionally and physically and the after affects to be raped.

Neither can you .

Falconer
Falconer
10 years ago

Crud, changed my ‘nym for a joke and got caught by the moderation filter.

Ally S
10 years ago

The Wrath of the Moderation Filter Dragon.

Falconer
Falconer
10 years ago

The Wrath of the Moderation Filter Dragon.

I really shouldn’t have woken it.

Ally S
10 years ago

I’ve also just thought of some other potential names for Man Boobz creatures:

Italic Demon

Bold Behemoth

Moderation Filter Dragon

Broken Link Serpent

Falconer
Falconer
10 years ago

LOL.

Great job, Ally!

Fisto
10 years ago

Ally and the like. I said I “felt” as though I was raped. I compared an intrusive physical attack to another. And yes! I totally agree with you! Rape shouldn’t be a word that’s thrown around they way this whole board does!!!!

It does cheapen the experience by real rape victims!!

You ladies act as though rape is the worst thing that can happen to a person. It’s not at all.

Go have 3 knife wielding lunatics cut your body, see you skin part and blood spill out. See your body disfigured and then think about thought that you aren’t going to live past the encounter. (but according to the logic here, because during the encounter someone said the word “fucking” as in “I’m going to fucking kill you” then that means there was a sexual element! Which means now I’m in the “I was raped” club)

Anyone of you women would choose your “rape” experience over mine any day.

Considering what’s been defined as rape here, I doubt any of you have actually experienced the act.

You women need a huge dose of reality.

On the one hand, you claim that rape is the worst thing imaginable (it isn’t by far) but you also have no problem lecturing me on the frivolous use of the word but at the same time don’t mind bandying it about and accusing someone of it when that isn’t the case at all.

Like I said, it’s astounding. You people are delusional and need some serious help.

I’m going to start recording all the girls I fuck just in case I happen to stumble upon one of you harpies that think having your ass pinched against your will is rape.

Ooooh wait that’s sexual assault! I forgot.

Sorry guys. I’ve outgrown this discussion it’s gotten circular and boring.

And Ally, final note, defining yourself as victim is a bad thing, because it means you don’t have a choice in the life you life which is full of choices. Including the one that you make when you tell yourself you’re a victim.

For the gentleman who asked why I mentioned fucking 100s of girls.

It was to point out that I haven’t had any complaints.

And yes, I do fuck many over and over (if I want). I also like new women so I tend to bring more in. It has nothing to do with bragging, I’m above that. It has to do with facts.

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

Saying women don’t always mean what they say is a complete straw man . I say so what ,what does that have to do with it ? That’s a pathetic excuse for not taking no for an answer with sex . Do you apply that with everything ? Do you tell her DO IT! after she says no to anything you want out of her.?.. Like …going to the movies because she “probably really wants to and doesn’t mean no ? And as she whimpers and complies that’s the proof she really wanted to go ?

And dude …please quit pretending you have any idea how each and every woman on earth achieves her most satisfying orgasms . But as a general rule ? On average most women NEED direct clitoral (on the outside) stimulation to have one at all . And yes they can be mind blowing and multiple without any internal stimulation at ALL . Some women even prefer it that way having experienced both and there is nothing wrong with them and they are not “missing out .”

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Anyone of you women would choose your “rape” experience over mine any day.

Considering what’s been defined as rape here, I doubt any of you have actually experienced the act.

You women need a huge dose of reality.

Fuck off. Seriously, there is not enough “fuck you” in the world for this.

May you get the huge dose of self-awareness you so desperately need.

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