Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Quick, somebody, where are the bingo cards befor he posts again?
Is the ‘zesty’ thing a PUA flag? I recall some other writer who was constantly going on about his ‘zest for life’ and so on. It was really, really off-putting at the time, and this isn’t any better.
If you don’t want to be called a creep, Creepy McCreeperston, stop being creepy.
Ally – I’m appalled and offended for being called a rape apologist or even being associated with rape. I don’t think anyone can interpret a no as a yes if the person is really conveying “no”. Other words besides “no” would follow I presume to make sure the sentiment is expressed.
The exact reason I couldn’t maintain an erection is because the act of rape is disgusting to me. How is that not clear?
Hellkell – I like that you just do the name calling thing and then say I’m ignorant, but never really take issue with anything I’ve said in a way other than to act like a child.
Emilygoddess – I admit I played a little game with you. I knew you would jump right in to take credit for your “good deeds”. Talk to me when you’ve assisted Euthanizing a poor little animal that’s only crime was being abandoned by an woman that didn’t know raising a dog would be so much work.
But no, I wasn’t trying to shame you for not getting laid. I was pointing out that you are incredibly upset and getting laid might release some tension.
Freemage – Keep up, it was a reference to The Big Lewbowski
Falconer – What raptor do you hunt with? The season is coming up soon.
No you’re not, you’re revelling in coming over here, all the big I-am to lecture we pathetic ladies with your superior manliness. If you didn’t care to be associated with rape, you’d stop repeating all the “no doesn’t really mean no”, “ladies say things they don’t mean” rape apologia.
I know it seems shocking that we’re not deceived by you. Get used to it.
Augzillery, you are the biggest offender of all when it comes to twisting what I say and projecting “rape” onto everything.
Here’s a little exercise, assume that what I’m saying is absent any sort of nonconsensual sex since i’ve said it multiple times.
If you can’t do that, then you’re not very bright, which I suspect is the case.
I said that women don’t always mean “no” when they say it. That is not even remotely debatable.
What I did say is that when a women DOES mean “no”, she makes that clear.
Here’s more of an anatomy lesson for you and hellkell, your hips are the most powerful part of your body.
You can move those to great effect.
If you’re so worried about being raped (usually women who aren’t attractive claim to be potential victims) join a Brazillion Jiu Jitsu class. It will teach you how to not just avoid your imaginary attacker, but will allow you to counter him.
Not to mention sweating and burning off all that fat will do wonders for your health, including your libido, the look of your skin (I bet you’re English) and your overall sense of wellness.
It won’t help your fucked up teeth though.
Who is struggling and crying?? What in the world are you talking about??
Lady you have problems.
Rape fantasies ^^^
Ok, moron, Consent101.
A woman says no, in the midst of sexy-times. you have 2 choices.
1. Stop doing what you’re doing & check that she’s ok. If she wants to stop, you’ve done the right thing. If she wants to continue, she can tell you so and sexy-times recommence. Worst thing that happens: neither of you get to finish the sexy times even though you both wanted to.
2. Continue what you’re doing on the basis that, if she really means no, she’ll do something else to reinforce that. Worst case scenario: you raped her.
You choose 2. Which tells us that if you’re very lucky, you’re not a rapist. But it also tells us that you are happier to risk being a rapist than to stop getting your rocks off.
PS it also means you are not a nice person.
Titanblue – No one is trying to deceive you. If you have misconceptions, and I’m not allowed courtesy to clear the air or clarify a topic then I’ll just go and you guys can go to the next post that Dave decides to butcher and misinform about.
I’m going to go have lunch now. There’s a bunch of ladies walking the streets and they’re waiting to ride the Fisto Train ™
ALL ABOARD!!!!! CHOO CHOO!!!!
Do you really think this is all about you? You may be offended and appalled because of some people calling you a rape apologist, but I guarantee that almost everyone here was appalled and offended by your statement that women can avoid rape by moving their hips in a certain way. You are ignoring the fact that the people here constitute a diverse group, many of whom are victims of rape and sexual abuse themselves. Why don’t you think about their feelings as well?
Does it suck to be assumed that you’re supportive of rape when you claim you have never raped anyone? I’m sure it does. But it also sucks to be told, as a victim of sexual abuse, that our fears and suspicions are invalid. Do you have any idea how much self-blame and self-doubt sexual abuse victims have to endure because of society’s shitty treatment of sexual abuse victims? I was sexually abused at the age of 12 and I didn’t even think of that abuse as abuse ever again until now at the age of 19. Really, it’s entirely reasonable to assume that many people are going to interpret what you’re saying is pro-abuse even if that’s not how you actually feel. So far I have reasons to be very suspicious of you, but even if I’m wrong, you can’t blame me or anyone else for feeling the way I do about you. Deal with it.
NOOO>>>>you did not offend me . Not every 30 something year old mommy got into Barney either.In fact I think I only got into him because my kids did .And I guess because with kids in that age range and I was a SAHM he was UNAVOIDABLE LOL>>>>Like blaring through the house for years!
I was actually surprised that I had that kind of reaction seeing him live . It was weird. Maybe because so many times he irritated me and I felt ashamed when I saw him because he is so sweet and innocent!
*sigh* here I was all excited that the mobile hotspot that I ordered yesterday morning is somehow here already and then I get told that it’s impossible to rape because all she has to do is move her hips. Oh well, at least Falconer’s given me a French guide, for which I thank him. So far êtes hasn’t given me trouble actually, but it’s VERY much like the Latin verb it stems from.
I always thought my brain was the most powerful part of my body. But then I use mine.
Ally, my senior year of high school, I was attacked by three men with knives. At the time I was a star athlete in a combat sport and was able to fight them off. But not without giant cuts crisscrossing my body. I almost died.
I felt I had be raped in the sense that some evil people came into my life and turned it upside down. Ironically they were arrested in the same hospital I was receiving treatment.
Everyone goes through hardship, the lesson I learned is that if you think of yourself as a victim then you will be. I had many many nightmares about the encounter, but these are what I like to call “defining moments”.
I’m sorry this thing happened to you, and I did not say the only thing a woman has to do is move her hips to avoid rape. What I said was that the act seems impossible to me considering how difficult it can be to enter a girl when all she did was slightly move her hips.
There is a big difference there.
Well, now we know why Fisto claims not to be a rapist. He knows intuitively that women who told him “no” didn’t actually mean it. And no woman he had sex with managed to move her hips so as to be able to prevent penetration. So that’s ok then, isn’t it? (Pro-tip for Fisto: No)
Protip: you weren’t. Asshole.
aug you are seriously stupid. A trained jiu jitsu practitioner can beat an untrained one any day. Your ignorance is astounding. I said if you’re so worried about an attack, go and get some training to protect yourself so you don’t have to walk around in fear of all the imaginary rapists that want to rape you.
I already explained the whimpering thing. SO either you can stop making things up or you can continue, but I’m done addressing this just so you can twist things again.
Titanblue- Your hips generate the most power and are your biggest resource when doing anything physical. Unless you are under the impression you can think your way out of an attack. It’s your hips.
Did anyone else here vomit a little when Fisto pointed out Cassandra’s potential to be a “happy little thing”? There’s just something so slimy and patriarchal about his tone there that I am seriously skeeved out for her. I second the call for ban – the rape apologia and general grossness is becoming a bit much.
Falconer – in the same room as Neil Gaiman? And you didn’t die of fangirl? I’m envious both of your experience there and self control 😀
Titanblue and fatzillery – I’m done replying to you. I’ve already addressed what you’re saying. If you want to learn about how to move your hips. Go educate yourself. I know you’re women and expect everything to be done for you but this is up to you I’m afraid.
Anyway you’re both horrible people that like to change what someone else is saying to fit your own devices.
Like I said, I’m going to eat and meet some ladies on the way.
Oh! One other thing, go to my blog, and read the content, it’s a positive message overall, compared to the one here which is delusional and hateful.
Like I said before. Small minds, small people.
I hope Ally doesn’t get polluted by you.
That whistling sound is the point flying over Fisto’s head …
Good flounce, dude, although the “you’re fat so there” bit was a trfile unoriginal. I’ll give you 3/10. Points were deducted in accordance with the rules for not sticking the original flounce.
I ate lunch with Alan Alda. By which I mean I was eating lunch in the same restaurant he was once. I bet I now know Alan Alda better than Fisto knows John Goodman.
Shouldn’t you meet them first, before you eat them? I hope you have their consent to eat them.
Auggz — well apparently most rape victims are totally sober and in complete control of their mental facilities while being attacked, just like fists here was while fighting off his knife wielding attackers.
Fisto* that was autocorrect’s fault
*Debates changing nym to Pollutionblue. Decides maybe not*
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