Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
justabrowngirl,
That’s nothing to be ashamed of. I have favorite cartoons and the Power Puffs are definately on the list. 🙂
I know people keep saying that over and over in amazement. I can’t picture it either .Im 5’2 and my husband is 5’10 “….His dick would have to be way away form my ….”vagina” like almost between my knees for him to give me a clitoral orgasm with his abs of steel .
But then again who knows! Maybe I can have a knee orgasm! Never tried it I’m up for it!
(fixed my 18th quote monster …Im going on a 24 pack)
Close your eyes and your mouth and think of Newman.
Fisto, believe it or not most of the posters on this site aren’t trying to have a “gotcha” moment with you. We are truly upset with what you posted without the disclaimers that others can take as a way to the “best sex evah” not realizing what had gone into it (hopefully) ahead of time to set up the rules and a way out.
Again if you find someone who is into being submissive and you are into being dominant, wonderful. If you find someone who is into humiliation and you would like to humiliate them have fun. But the base of any D/s relationship is communication. If your sub agrees to do A, B, C but you do D that is sexual assault. It doesn’t matter if you think that they would enjoy it, if you cross the line it is rape. Telling the anonymous someone over the internet that if you pin a girl down, intimidate them into doing what you want and making them afraid that you will hurt them so that you can get your rocks off is dangerous and the actions will rightfully be called rape. Maybe I’m a Pollyanna but I do believe that you wouldn’t do this to a partner who wasn’t willing. Unfortunately without noting on your post that all parties had agreed to what would happen ahead of time you are setting up a post describing a rape. Can you at least admit that you should have mentioned before you posted your story that all parties involved were consenting adults who agreed to what would happen?
A knee orgasm?
That gives Dicky Knee a whole new meaning!
jojo,
You shouldn’t do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable. Comparing you to her ex isn’t fair. It’s a petty thing to do. People are different. That’s what makes the world an interesting pace to live. I hope you find someone who appreciates you for the person you are.
[Content note: rape apologia]
Totally OT, but on r/mr there’s a comment in which a guy accuses a rape victim of merely having drunk sex she regretted (the same old shit you hear all the time) that has 30 upvotes and 3 downvotes. But it’s not like those social justice heroes are pro-rape culture or anything:
BINGO!!!!!!
He needs disclaimers or he may encourage men to rape and the guys thinking ???? she falsely accused him ! because that’s what girls want .
The rule of thumb is and its NOT that HARD ..If you are having sex and the girl says NO (or the guy) then you STOP…PERIOD ..If you don’t stop after that its RAPE> UNLESS you talked about it ahead of time and NO is part of a “game ” you want. But in that case you have another safe word that does mean NO (stop)
dallasapple, I sometimes catch myself singing along with my niece to Barney. It sometimes good for the soul to be a little carefree.
OOOHH>>>>>>Ahhhhhh….oooh yeah rub that knee baby! That’s YOUR knee ! (and on and on )
Sam-I-Was? I don’t think Mr. I know what best for all woman, will be able to process your well meaning advice, but you were right on point.
My sister and i were ashamed. We cried at a Barney concert .
Did you ever sing this one (its Baby Bop) ..
I like to eat ,eat, eat ,eat ,eat ,eepels and beeninies !
I like to ate, ate, ate , ate, ate , apepples and baynaynays!
I like to ite ,ite ,ite , ite , ite ,ipples and bininies!
I like to oote, oote ,oote ,oote, oote , ooples and boonoonoos!
I like to ute, ute, ute, ute ,ute ! upples and bununues!
YAY!!!!!!!!! Its BARNEY time !!!!!!! I LOVE YOU !!!!!!
dallasapple, ha ha! That so funny that one of niece favorite, and a course (Oh, Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, Please shine down on me).
Fuck yeah, I sang that song.
NOT to derail but all those that have kids or nieces (or nephews)???You want to be “carefree and sing with them ??? This is LOVE and its historical ..everything about it is good and its a great sing along ..you can dance too…I sang this to my now almost 6 year grandson old all the time ! Its one of the best songs ever for everyone but especially kids…
“Black and White” is a song written in 1954 by David I. Arkin and Earl Robinson. The most successful recording of the song was the pop version by Three Dog Night in 1972, when it reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
The song was inspired by the United States Supreme Court decision of Brown v. Board of Education that outlawed racial segregation of public schools. The original folk song was first recorded by Sammy Davis Jr. in 1957.[1] The original lyrics of the song opened with this verse, in reference to the court: “Their robes were black, Their heads were white, The schoolhouse doors were closed so tight, Nine judges all set down their names, To end the years and years of shame.” LYRICS: – words by David Arkin, music by Earl Robinson, 1956
The ink is black, the page is white
Together we learn to read and write
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight
And now a child can understand
That this is the law of all the land, all the land
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
Together they grow to see the light, to see the light
And now at last we plainly see
We’ll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
Together they grow to see the light, to see the light
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight
The world is black, the world is white
It turns by day and then by night
A child is black, a child is white
Together they grow to see the light, to see the light
C’mon, get it, get it
Ohh-ohhhh, yeah, yeah
Keep it up now, around the world
Little boys and little girls
Yeah, yeah-eah, oh-ohhh
WOOH HOOO!!! I didn’t think anyone would know it and I would be the ONLY one! The WEIRDO!!!!!
AWESOME!!
You know Barney has made a few hits . And I saw him LIVE in concert ..See why I cried? I couldn’t smoke pot and hold up a lighter..(even though I was tempted) so I cried instead.
dallasapple, beautiful song…I’m pretty sure my niece will love it…now it just getting my son to sign it (he on the spectrum (ASD) non-verbal) but he loves music. This is freaking great.
dallsapple, haha! I’m glad you had a great time, I didn’t catch the concert but if ever comes my way, I definitely be there.
Nothing wrong with enjoying cartoons. Some of the best shows out there are animated!
I was too old for Barney when he came out, but Sesame Street…well, lets just say, ostensibly I turn on Sesame Street for my toddler to watch, but mommy’s paying attention, too 😉
auggziliary, according rape appologist ( Only a woman can’t prevent rape).
sparky, I grew up on Sesame street and Mr. Roger’s, good times.
It is going to be midnight in my neck of the woods, got to get early in the am, someone needs to bring home the bacon. Nite all.