Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
cassandrakitty,
I think of salad dressing.
ZZZZZZZZesty!
*giggles*
Yeah, that’s not a sexy word.
Then she’s not touching your abs.
Unless your abs are actually an inch away from your penis.
“@ JoJo Don’t guys have fleshlights now? I think there’s more than a little hype over sex toys for women, or maybe I just don’t have the right ones.”
I was wondering if I could be that blatant with my language, but that’s what I bought. And it split after a few uses. I don’t know how or why, but I’ll probably never get another one again.
Oh, and the “feeling feminine and special” twaddle? Well, Louis makes me feel special, but it doesn’t really have much to do with femininity. In fact it seems a really odd idea, now I think about it. I don’t feel all girly or weak or needing protection (ie. abuse) or whatever idiocy it is Fitso thinks of when he uses the term. It’s just the feeling of being loved and desired, and wtf has that to do with gender roles?
I hope he sticks the flounce.
emilygoddess, I think a rape victim will really prefer not to be (a rape victim). I’m glad he left he was starting to trigger some bad memories.
“That lime-cilantro dressing that I dribbled into her mouth after she told me not to was really zesty. No wonder she was whimpering.”
I told you he was only six inches tall!
OOOKAY I actually knew what Fisto meant when he was talking about the ‘abs’ rubbing and there is at least one position specificly recommended if you want that to happen. Pretty poor description though, I mean ,really, the bit that is going to be in contact is *barely* if at all considered to be ‘abs’ by most people. Goddamn dude.
I also think that as Fisto has never experienced an internal orgasm or a clitoral orgasm, he is not in any position to lecture us about them or disagree with anything we’ve written about them. Plus he doesn’t seem to understand what the clitoris is, as well as consent, or what parallel means.
Jojo, that’s just the nature of sex toys. Quite often they are poorly made, even when they are expensive.
Hmm, are we talking Paul Newman salad dressings here? Because at least then you could get to look at the picture of him on the label. That’d have to be better than watching
KenFitso.If you haven’t had a muffin regurgitated into your mouth, then you’re in no position to comment about muffins.
::hurk::
sparky, I know!…it’s a bit embarrassing that I’m a grown woman and still watches powerpuff girls.
Dude doesn’t know jack about women’s bodies? Say it ain’t so!
Hey, my daughter introduced me to power puff girls.
And I promptly decided that buttercup is my new mentor.
kittehsurf, I’m boggling too. He seems to think humiliation play makes a woman feel feminine, and seems to have bought into the garbage thinking that all women deep down fantasize about being dominated and brutalized. It tells me that dominating and brutalizing makes him feel masculine which is scary, and sad.
Rub her clit with your rock hard abs…
I’m going to assume that means he needs a ladybody map marked with the difference between “clit” and “belly button” or “patella”.
And I would like to posit “Gorilla Snot” as the strangest drink name ever.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3913.html
I like Vidalia onion dressing!!!!!(sweet onion !!!!!!!!!!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidalia_onion
I don’t have a squirting orgasm in my genitalia but I do get a food orgasm in my brain .
I dated a woman that wanted me to do domination/humiliation play. I couldn’t do it, it made me sick to my stomach to even try it. Also, she always made comparisons between me and her ex who was both a marine AND a doctor (so there was literally no way I could compete, lol). I honestly hope she figures it out and gets back with him.
pillowinhell, they are great mentors…but as you can see buttercup is my favorite.
Yeah I imagine that’s pretty intimidating ..and to be honest ? too limited and picky .. Who wants to compete with limited ?
jojo, is not a good feeling to be compare to someone else, especially an ex of the person you are with, that wasn’t fair to you. And I’m pretty sure you are great in your own way (honestly).
I think Fisto may have been going for a Big Lebowski reference with the “zesty” bit, but he’s not really worthy of the quote:
Close your eyes and think of Newman.