Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Neither are you denying that it’s possible. So tell me, have you, personally, made a girl orgasm by rubbing her with your abs?
I think he’s also crying because he’s learning he’s not the center of the universe after all . . .
Why do trolls always have such delicate feelings?
No, you don’t. Not unless you mean it in the way kids do when they say, “I love ice cream”. Remember, I’ve seen your hateful-ass blog. Back peddling and making poor excuses is not going to make me forget what I’ve read.
Your own words, again:
You’re a fucking liar. You’re describing demanding and then forcing her to do this.You’re describing rape. Stop pretending otherwise. Alternatively, if you are really such an incompetent writer that you can’t clearly describe consensual kink, stop writing, forever. If you are such a fuckwad that you think that behaviour is okay, never go near another person, ever. Because if you’ve done that shit, you’re a rapist.
Yep, Fisto’s poor writing skills are definitely the fault of the reader. Why can’t we read his mind just like he reads the minds of the women who say “no” to him and knows they mean “yes please sir”?
I’m trying to figure out what he means by “pinning her legs back” and I’m totally unsure of the maneuver he’s referring to. I feel like that’s something that I’ve tried which seems sexy but is more just painful after too long. IDK.
I will say that a guy can use his body to stimulate the clit during intercourse but I’d think that would be considered more of his groin than his abs doing that work. And honey, I’ve been with men of varying sizes, a bigger guy who knows how to work it can do exactly the same job as one with a set of rock hard abs.
It’s so weird, all this “women like being submissive” stuff. My most recent partner gave me some of the best sex I’ve ever had specifically because HE LISTENED TO WHAT I WANTED until I got mine and then we did it his way until he got his. He even asked me, using his words, if I wanted to have sex with him. I was pleasantly surprised tbqh because so many misogynists try and act like that is gonna kill the mood but it damn sure did not. It’s totally weird that when you treat a woman the way she wants to be treated and care about her pleasure, that’s how you get her invested. Had he spit on, slapped, or done anything else degrading to me, no fucking way would I be leaving there floating, to say the very least.
sparky, thanks, yes…it is buttercup. Girl power and all, (lol).
So you’re moving her parallel to your body, which means that basically no part of your bodies are touching. This sounds like an interesting move for figure skaters, but it doesn’t seem conducive to anyone achieving orgasm.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NO NOT BODYBUILDER FREUD NOOOOOOOOOOO
leatapp, did you know about the Skene’s gland that houses female ejaculate? Are you really taking the position that an internal orgasm is less powerful and pleasurable than a clitoral one?
Have you experienced a squirting orgasm?
If any of you ladies haven’t tried having a squirting orgasm, then I’m sorry to tell you. You’re not just missing out, but you also aren’t in a position to disagree with anything I’ve written.
Probably some feminist teacher was mean to him once, and that’s why he never learned to write. Or maybe he just doesn’t want to own up and take responsibility for the things he wrote intentionally.
Freud at least had basic literacy on his side, unless this guy. The complete lack of interest in women’s opinions is similar, though.
I think I tried a Squirting Orgasm once. It had tequila in it, but frankly I don’t remember the other ingredients.
Argh, his inability to write is communicable! Go away before you infect us all, repulsive manchild.
Damn you, blockquote monster!
The above should read: I have gushing sex. I have sex in which my male partner dominates me. But as YOU YOURSELF JUST ADMITTED, you left out the context in your post, and the reader had no way of knowing that you were describing a pre-negotiated scene. Nor, as far as I can see, did you make the difference clear to your readers. Do you understand how irresponsible that is?
And we’re back you “fuck you, Fisto”. This meme is so disgusting, and so conected to the justifications offered for corrective rape, that just…no.
Ooh, now I get to play the “things you had no way to know about me but I will now try to shame you for not knowing” game! Dude, I’m a veteran animal shelter volunteer, currently working for an animal hospital run by the second-oldest humane society in the US. Please don’t ‘splain about adoption to me, k?
I KNEW IT! I knew you would try to play the “well she let me so she must have been down with it” card. Is there something stronger than “fuck you”?
Fisto, I’m glad you’re aware that women have g-spots and all, but, you know, not all women are identical, and different women like to get off in different ways.
cloudiah – well, I reckon Fisto not touching any part of my body ever would be more conducive to orgasm than if he were.
Yes dear, some women ejaculate because the skeenes glands are the female equivalent of the male prostrate gland. It doesn’t mean that type of orgasm is the preferred one for every woman.
Being slapped and spat on wouldn’t exactly make me feel special… and yes, I can say that I don’t need or want a partner to make me feel feminine. If you think all women want that, you’re not realizing how varied we are. Billions of us!
P.S.-The “other orgasm” is also a clitoral orgasm!
The blockquote monster got me. 🙁
Not another one hung up on the squirting orgasm thing. He really does get all his ideas from porn.
Should someone tell him they really do fake it in porn?
But pillowinhell, if he can’t mechanically act out the same script with every woman and then tell her that something’s wrong with her f she doesn’t like it then how will he get the other guys to look up to him for his sexpertise?
Is everyone this far removed from gushing sex??
No. We’re just not rapists or rape cheerleaders, like yourself.
You’ve read about so called “inferior” female orgasms from very old sources, btw. That has been debunked for sometime. Next time you try to fake actual knowledge of women’s pleasure, maybe use a more contemporary resource?
Cloudia, no of course your bodies are touching. That’s the whole premise. I doubt the girl actually moves more than an inch in both directions however.
David – Spitting in a girls mouth isn’t rape. Even if she says “no”. That’s just absurd. I’m sure real rape victims would prefer their attacker spit in their mouths agains their will instead of the alternative
To the others. It’s been fun. Feel free to stop by the blog from time to time if you wish. I’ve learned a lot today after filtering through a lot of the hate.
I’ll try to be more conscious of my writing style in the future!