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Roosh V tweets the world’s saddest tweet

How pathetic is this?

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/421414144420495360

What a sad, small, empty life he must lead. I almost feel sorry for him.

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Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

>.< also = caveat

CassandraSays
10 years ago

Eh, regardless of what he claims I strongly suspect that his combination of loathsome personality and poor personal hygenine is ensuring that very few women ever go near him.

(You could wring his hair out over a pan and fry your eggs in it.)

JustAbrowngirl
JustAbrowngirl
10 years ago

Argent, just a little embarrassed, not shy or a prude…just bit reserve. I don’t mind sexy talk, it actually helps me to get out of my shell.

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Cassandra! That’s it! He was pre-oiling the chicken before cooking it! You’re a genius 🙂

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Ok, wouldn’t want to scare you off with the TMI, you seem like a nice person.

Quackers
Quackers
10 years ago

Using a word like that depends on the context. I have a very hard time believing that all the guys writing “I would destroy her p***y” under photos of women that are not even pornographic are talking specifically in the context of BDSM.

Imagine women all over leaving comments like “I would destroy his cock” just as often under pics of men. I’d think it was just as creepy and uncalled for. I guess the words we use to describe sex is interesting to me and a bit creepy. Even the word “bang” I’ve even heard “smash” which just makes me think of the Hulk lol

CassandraSays
10 years ago

Well, being a creep doesn’t pay all that well, I guess this way he saves money on cooking oil.

JustAbrowngirl
JustAbrowngirl
10 years ago

Argenti, thank you, you are very pleasant. No worries…I felt very welcome by everyone. And it take a lot more to have me running to the hills.

katz
10 years ago

Maybe we should start a Kickstarter to buy Roosh some conditioner.

CassandraSays
10 years ago

Or a nice complete Bath and Body Works gift basket, just to be safe.

JustAbrowngirl
JustAbrowngirl
10 years ago

CassandraSays, on the positive side, he will always have lubricant around for his extra curricular activities.

JustAbrowngirl
JustAbrowngirl
10 years ago

Well I just realize is very close to midnight in my neck of the woods…I got an early morning, so bid you all goodnight.

Shaun DarthBatman Day
10 years ago

@ Hellkill
“I’d say if you have sex with Roosh once, he’s outlived his usefulness. Why would anyone want a repeat with him?”

I got as far as “once” and then my brain and every orifice in my body shut down, possibly forever.

Shaun DarthBatman Day
10 years ago

@ Justabrowngirl
“Emilygoddess, he probably find something wrong with doll and returned it as defected.”
*dies*

katz
10 years ago

Emilygoddess, he probably find something wrong with doll and returned it as defected.

Is that when your GI Joe doll joins COBRA?

mildlymagnificent
10 years ago

Three times?

If the sex was any good, both parties would be madly keen to get together as-soon-as-possible-preferably-Now!, to …

… do it again, try something new, do it again again. Yes, please!

I’m sorry for all those women (I very much doubt as many as he claims) and their lacklustre sex/ being assaulted while drunk. But how awful his sex life/ sexual activity must be! A doll is the right answer to his question that no one wants to hear spoken out loud.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

You’d probably wanna throw some scouring pads into that gift basket. Or maybe a loofah.

Nah, for Roosh, scouring pads.

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

I feel pity for Roosh, but I’ve discovered that feeling pity for terrible people is what’s healthiest for me, whether they’ve personally harmed me or not.

Also, enh, I’m a sub, but a lot of the douchery that people try to play off as being dommey really pisses me off. The thing is, a dom should have an off-switch, and a way to communicate, “No, this is not okay, you must stop now,” to them. These guys? I get the sense think that a proper response is, “shut up, [slur]” and then lol about how alpha they are.

*eyeroll* If I wanted to get treated like shit, I’d just go to South Carolina in my ‘I like men in a gay way’ shirt. I have higher standards for my partners.

Xen
Xen
10 years ago

“The complete level of hatred for women…. I just don’t get why you’d even want to have sex with people you hate that much.”

One of the great questions of life.

constellarmaid
constellarmaid
10 years ago

For a minute I was wondering how the hell this was even possible. Even taking for granted that he only values women for sex, I thought it was pretty common knowledge that sex with one person gets better over time.

Then I remembered that it’s Roosh, and if you think of women as a series of different fleshlights with pretty but frustrating to open novelty packaging, there isn’t much opportunity for mutual sexual discovery.

It almost gets worse if you take the “initiate intercourse, get an Alpha Point” perspective. Like a kid digging the prize out of a cereal box and leaving the actual food, except horrible and rapey.

CassandraSays
10 years ago

To continue this analogy, his complaint is that women’s personalities are like the annoying sealed plastic packaging that you get on cell phones, mp3 players and so on that you end up having to pry open with scissors. If only vaginas could be repackaged in a form that’s easier to open! But in the meantime, opening the package by force it is!

There is no level on which he isn’t repulsive.

AIT
AIT
10 years ago

This gift basket would not be complete without SCENTED MOTHERFUCKING CANDLES.

kittehserf
10 years ago

I pity Roosh and then hate myself for feeling anything but loathing for him. Oh, that I had a heart as cold as yours, Kittehs!

::laughs evilly::

(You could wring his hair out over a pan and fry your eggs in it.)

AUGGGH DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD

Seriously, there aren’t enough rubber gloves in the world.

Then there’s the food poisoning …

Em
Em
10 years ago

I don’t know why anyone would bother with reporting Roosh’s inane ramblings and musings. He is fully trololol and doesn’t actually believe or practice 90% of what he says. He is the king of page views and clickbait. I thought he was funny at first, but his MRA wingnut act has gotten stale over the years. You’re just giving him the publicity he needs to keep his web traffic high. Frankly, I’m considering starting my own wingnut blog. MRAs really lap it up whenever a new he-man woman-hater bounds on the scene.

cloudiah
10 years ago

I have no pity for this asshole rapist at all. His unhappiness makes me stronger.

Did I mention that I’m in a bad mood?