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Men’s Rights Redditors respond to imaginary plot to force men to pee sitting down with proposals to kill, pee on feminists

So Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers are in a tizzy over a bullshitty piece in the Daily Telegraph warning of an evil worldwide plot to force men to pee sitting down.

The evidence for the existence of such a plot is a bit on the skimpy side — the Telegraph writer leads off with a reference to a 2012  proposal from a County Council member in Sormland, Sweden that doesn’t seem to have gone anywhere legislatively but that’s been a favorite evil-feminist story on conservative websites ever since.

The very notion that some evil feminist might force them to sit while they spray has Men’s Rights Redditors in an unusually combative mood. Heck, it’s got some of the regulars thinking that it might well be time to start doing some good-old fashioned murdering. No, really.

Spacedatwork 6 points 10 hours ago (7|1)  Feminists are taking it too far now, I pee half the time with a boner and when I do pee sitting my dink dips in the water and it is nasty as fuck. This is the part where the MRA should pull off a campaign to assassinate feminist figures because talking, ranting and blogging is not enough until they take away our ability to naturally produce testosterone through medical procedures at birth.
Yep. In case you’ve been wondering, suggesting “a campaign to assassinate feminist figures” because some local council member in Sweden had a dumb idea will in fact win you upvotes on the Men’s Rights subreddit.

Strikerfm1, by contrast, seems almost moderate with his “tie feminists down and urinate on them” proposal.

strikerfm1 3 points 8 hours ago (5|2)  I so wish I could grab one of these feminists, tie her down,a pee all over her. Just to show her that I'm a fucking MAN and that I will never become the pussified, wimpy broken wrist faggot of a man they so desire. Fuck these lebsbian nazi cunts who want to destroy our manhood. Fuck them. Stand up. Be a man. Pee standing up.  Women think it's gross? it creates puddles? FUCK YOU WOMEN. I cleaned women's bathroom's for a living when I was younger, you fucking cunts leave blood on walls, shit all over walls because you won't sit on the bowl, and your pregnancy tests everywhere. Fuck you if you are gonna piss and moan about piss on the floor.
The World’s Greatest 21st Century Human Rights Movement, folks!

Thanks to the AgainstMensRights subreddit for pointing me to this horrible crap.

EDIT: The “let’s murder feminists” comment has been taken down by the subreddit mods, though the user hasn’t been banned for it; the “I want to tie a feminist down and pee on her” comment remains up, and still boasts upvotes.

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Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

wordsp1nner — ok, I’ll chill then! It’s a pet peeve of mine, having had the wonderful pleasure of nine months of the first line TB antibiotics (oh yeah, I somehow managed to pick up latent TB in the US…at least it was here, a decade ago, where it was those drugs). The second line, and third, and wtf they resort to at that point…I can’t imagine what hell that must be. As it was I had another pill to go with them, to keep them from killing my liver, and blood tests and omgs this is the “easy” treatment?!

As for shopping around for drugs, idk what country you’re in, and if you have them there, but LBT must have one close by — CVS will price match, and, if you have them there LBT, giant eagle has a cheap drug plan.

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Oh, speaking of on topic and gendered bathrooms, I’ll use both, depending on circumstances. Once, as a pre-teen, at a rest stop at fuck o’clock, in the dark and snow, my brother, me, our aunt and grandmother all just bundled into the women’s room (he’s younger than me, safety in numbers, that sort of thing) — well, the stall I used looked like somebody’s had a damned kid in it, there was blood EVERYWHERE. None of it outside the stall or anything, so I doubt it was a crime scene, but dear gods was it a lot of blood. Men’s rooms? Learn. To. Flush!

Women’s rooms do seem to have less functional toilets, but as a percentage, the ones that just need to be flushed out number the actual broken/clogged ones in the men’s rooms.

So other than that one off stall from a horror movie, I’d call it nearly an even split — men seem less likely to flush, but women’s rooms seem more likely to have TP on the floor and clogged toilets and such. But as someone noted upthread, TP in long strands under multiple stalls? Clearly that’s the result of a kid, not an adult.

All in all, the only reason I see to prefer men’s rooms is they tend to have shorter lines! (Well, only reason besides the obvious personal preference reasons)

Alice Sanguinaria
10 years ago

🙁 Hope you feel better soon LBT. Being sick SUCKSSSS.

katz
10 years ago

Katz, once again I have wronged you (please forgive me), you have a great sense of humour girl.

Since you seem to be laboring under the impression that you’ve gotten off on the wrong foot with me, I’d just like to say that you seem cool and nothing you’ve said has offended or annoyed me in any way.

Tina S
Tina S
10 years ago

Off topice: http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/feminist-lies-feminism/hanna-rosin-says-we-are-witnessing-the-end-of-men-oh-yeah-how-about-we-look-at-the-facts/

Is there some sense to be made out of this? I haven’t had enough caffeine..but, huh?

Dvärghundspossen
10 years ago

I told Husband about this thread, and he told me that when he worked in daycare for little kids, they did firmly tell all boys that at this place, we pee SITTING DOWN. Ostensibly for pragmatic reasons, so the staff didn’t have to wipe piss all the time, but obviously the real reason is that Husband too is part of the world-wide FEMINAZI CONSPIRACY.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
10 years ago

Well, obviously. I mean, he’s Swedish.

(IKEA is misandry)

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

Oh joy, everyone! Strikerfm1had more to say to someone (not an MRA) who called him out for misogyny and homophobia (spoiler alert: it is more violent misogyny and homophobia. Also TW for sexual assault threats):

I’m not, in any way, claiming to be an MRA. Just a man tired of nazi lesbians trying to rule the world by manipulation, demanding to be equal to us while acting like babies and victims in the court room.
Let me ask you something sweetheart, when I drive, I see “men” working signs anywhere. Don’t you ever see “women working” signs? Didn’t think so.
You lesbians hate men, neuter our boys since childhood, any now you wannabes force us to pee sitting down? How about I get you on your knees where you belong and I pee on your face whole you look up at me? World you like that? Dyke.

He seems a little confused about how street signs work. Anyway, this comment, at least, was downvoted.

pineapplecookies
pineapplecookies
10 years ago

IKEA is super misandry. Those chairs, frilly stuff and scented candles.

@kittehserf: don’t get sick at all near my grandma, she will stuff you with food, love and weird homemade medicine.

@sparky: thanks, you are welcome! =D It is indeed delicious, quite sweet, but nice. I remember having it quite a lot as a child when I was sick. It made me feel better and it was yummy! ^^ Also definitely nice for when it is cold. Warms you up quite nicely!

pineapplecookies
pineapplecookies
10 years ago

Let me ask you something sweetheart, when I drive, I see “men” working signs anywhere. Don’t you ever see “women working” signs? Didn’t think so.

I love how they sometimes grasp things without grasping things. It is delightful.
I am surprised it was down voted, to be honest. I mean, happily surprised.

sn0rkmaiden
10 years ago

@cuspisinique
‘There’s also that woman who’s been knitting out of her crotch which people have been in a tizzy about.’

Please tell me she’s knitting a merkin.

sn0rkmaiden
10 years ago

@Tina S

I couldn’t bring myself to read the whole of that AVFM article, I got as far as the chest thumping stats on male employment, which btw make an excellent case that there’s inequality in the work place. I just wish these guys would make up their minds, either they are the superior sex that runs the world, in which case they don’t need a men’s right organization, or they are oppressed victims of an evil matriachal conspiracy, can’t have it both ways boys.

I know I’ve asked this question before, but still…

Back to topic, I’ve been trying to encourage my two year old son to learn to pee standing up, does that make me a FeMRA?

naira8
10 years ago

IKEA is also misandric because they make you PAY EXTRA for pads on the HARD CHAIRS.

ECONOMIC MISANDRY.

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

I’m not, in any way, claiming to be an MRA. Just a man tired of nazi lesbians trying to rule the world by manipulation, demanding to be equal to us while acting like babies and victims in the court room.
Let me ask you something sweetheart, when I drive, I see “men” working signs anywhere. Don’t you ever see “women working” signs? Didn’t think so.
You lesbians hate men, neuter our boys since childhood, any now you wannabes force us to pee sitting down? How about I get you on your knees where you belong and I pee on your face whole you look up at me? World you like that? Dyke.

Dude, PLEASE. You are totally an MRA. With talk like that, you can’t be anything else, because anything else would require brains.

And yeah…what is up with that lesbian fixation? I guess somebody’s miffed that there are ladybits out there that he will never get a chance to conquer because they only like other ladybits. Tragedy of the century, I’m sure.

And totally on a par with annexing Poland and sending Jews, Gypsies and gays to the gas chamber, too.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

@Bina: just so you’re aware, g*psy is a slur used against the Romani. But yes, all of the things you said are correct.

He clarified later that he assumes feminists he agrees with must be “man-hating lesbians”* because “Sorry, can’t see a dick loving girl talking about the patriarchy ruining her shit.”

*Women are for men to have sex with, therefore women who do not want to have sex with men are obviously trying to spite them out of hatred. There’s no way that women’s attractions to other women could be about, like, the women themselves.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

Disagrees* with, rather.

Howard Bannister
10 years ago

Kitty update!

He’s still super nervous about people standing and walking, but if you sit down he will come over and crawl right into your lap. The other cat is now walking right up to him–only hissing if he looks her in the eye. No fighting, because he’s a sweetheart who doesn’t want to.

Next step; convince him to use the litter box.

(he was just a little confused–the area in front of the fireplace looks and feels like his last litterbox, based on what little I saw of it when I was picking him up. Could have happened to anybody)

katz
10 years ago

Howard: Pics soon?

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

Women are for men to have sex with, therefore women who do not want to have sex with men are obviously trying to spite them out of hatred. There’s no way that women’s attractions to other women could be about, like, the women themselves.

Ah yes, the old “Female Eunuch” thing. I keep forgetting that my only purpose in life is to serve and be used, not to do anything I like or seek pleasure for its own sake. So of course I would defend another woman’s right to do the same, with whomever she likes! Mea culpa, I have committed Inadvertent Lesbianism! I often wonder how the men in my life put up with my misandry for as long as they did…

(Apropos the G-word…when and how did that become unkosher? Ray Buckland, who is of British Romany extraction, uses it without reservations in all his writings on the subject. I was of the impression that it wasn’t considered unspeakable unless preceded by a curse and/or followed by a spit. Did I miss something? Genuinely confused here, seeking clarification — and truly sorry if I offended.)

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

Aw frack, Blockquote Monster. One hecatomb, coming right down…

lightcastle
lightcastle
10 years ago

@Bina: just so you’re aware, g*psy is a slur used against the Romani.

More specifically, it was the Romani who were sent to camps in WWII, I believe.

lightcastle
lightcastle
10 years ago

Apropos the G-word…when and how did that become unkosher?

It’s complicated and in dispute, and by no means generally agreed on as a slur. (It certainly HAS been used as a slur.) It also drifted in many languages from being specifically ethnic. (Romani just being one of many cultures described by it.)

It also seems to vary pretty dramatically by region as to how much it is used specifically as a slur.

Howard Bannister
10 years ago

pics soon?

😛 I think something like that can be arranged…

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

It also drifted in many languages from being specifically ethnic. (Romani just being one of many cultures described by it.)

You’re totally right, I’m sorry. I should not have limited it the way I did.

As for it being a slur… many people who would be impacted or targeted by the word (a group that doesn’t include me) have referred to it as one and have asked that it not be used, and that’s all I need to know to stop using it. 🙂

I hope I didn’t come in like the Language Boss of Language though. Again, I’m not impacted by the slur so it’s not really my call. I just personally like to learn when terms I’m using have the potential to be harmful.

emilygoddess
10 years ago

@justabrowngirl, just so you know, “twat” is widely considered to be a sexist word (it refers to the vagina and is pretty much always used as an insult). I heard you say English is not your first language, so I thought you might want to know.

@Sparky

If you’re also having sinus problems, a Neti pot can help. It feels weird, but it does clear out the sinus good.

I enjoy a good neti – or in my case, a good spray from a can of sterile saline sinus wash. One should always use sterile or boiled water (remember those guys in Texas who died from brain parasites?), and be careful when you’re sick – I’m told that if your sinuses are really stuffed and there’s nowhere else for the water to go, it can back up into your ear canal.

@Viscaria

He clarified later that he assumes feminists he agrees with must be “man-hating lesbians”* because “Sorry, can’t see a dick loving girl talking about the patriarchy ruining her shit.”

Is that because “dick-loving girls” don’t believe in the patriarchy, or because loving dick means you’re happy to be oppressed by men? And what about the women who talk about patriarchy and also talk about having husbands or boyfriends? Are they lying? For what purpose? I must know!

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