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Men’s Rights Redditors respond to imaginary plot to force men to pee sitting down with proposals to kill, pee on feminists

So Reddit’s Men’s Rightsers are in a tizzy over a bullshitty piece in the Daily Telegraph warning of an evil worldwide plot to force men to pee sitting down.

The evidence for the existence of such a plot is a bit on the skimpy side — the Telegraph writer leads off with a reference to a 2012  proposal from a County Council member in Sormland, Sweden that doesn’t seem to have gone anywhere legislatively but that’s been a favorite evil-feminist story on conservative websites ever since.

The very notion that some evil feminist might force them to sit while they spray has Men’s Rights Redditors in an unusually combative mood. Heck, it’s got some of the regulars thinking that it might well be time to start doing some good-old fashioned murdering. No, really.

Spacedatwork 6 points 10 hours ago (7|1)  Feminists are taking it too far now, I pee half the time with a boner and when I do pee sitting my dink dips in the water and it is nasty as fuck. This is the part where the MRA should pull off a campaign to assassinate feminist figures because talking, ranting and blogging is not enough until they take away our ability to naturally produce testosterone through medical procedures at birth.
Yep. In case you’ve been wondering, suggesting “a campaign to assassinate feminist figures” because some local council member in Sweden had a dumb idea will in fact win you upvotes on the Men’s Rights subreddit.

Strikerfm1, by contrast, seems almost moderate with his “tie feminists down and urinate on them” proposal.

strikerfm1 3 points 8 hours ago (5|2)  I so wish I could grab one of these feminists, tie her down,a pee all over her. Just to show her that I'm a fucking MAN and that I will never become the pussified, wimpy broken wrist faggot of a man they so desire. Fuck these lebsbian nazi cunts who want to destroy our manhood. Fuck them. Stand up. Be a man. Pee standing up.  Women think it's gross? it creates puddles? FUCK YOU WOMEN. I cleaned women's bathroom's for a living when I was younger, you fucking cunts leave blood on walls, shit all over walls because you won't sit on the bowl, and your pregnancy tests everywhere. Fuck you if you are gonna piss and moan about piss on the floor.
The World’s Greatest 21st Century Human Rights Movement, folks!

Thanks to the AgainstMensRights subreddit for pointing me to this horrible crap.

EDIT: The “let’s murder feminists” comment has been taken down by the subreddit mods, though the user hasn’t been banned for it; the “I want to tie a feminist down and pee on her” comment remains up, and still boasts upvotes.

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kittehserf
10 years ago

While he’s trying to pee off the cliff, of course. Except that wind is blowing it all over his tights.

cloudiah
10 years ago

LBT and anyone else who’s sick, so sorry, and hope you’re feeling better soon. I am saving this thread for home remedies. I’m going to try lion face with my mother tomorrow; she needs exercises to strengthen her face muscles and this one sounds like fun.

kittehserf
10 years ago

There’s a really good Lion Face in this yoga video, at about 1:17:

http://youtu.be/lZt4ypcQV-s

Rahu
Rahu
10 years ago

@cloudiah – oh yes, lion face is loads of fun! Especially if you can face someone you’re not super fond of while you’re “innocently” helping out your sore throat – not sticking your tongue out at them, oh no! 🙂

@kittehserf – that video is great! 🙂 Ze needs some more work on zir form there…as with most of the other poses, but good try! 🙂

kittehserf
10 years ago

LOL yes, I don’t think Shorty’s ever going to be a yoga master herself. She might just be a dancer, she has great form (and that TAIL omg that tail).

I did like her way of extending chest to foot. 😛

If you like funny cat vids, there’s a whole Sho Ko channel on youtube (Shorty and Kodi, that is) – they have lots of videos, and I see their doting dad is going to post one every week this year. 🙂

ralmcg
10 years ago

I could be wrong but with that picture of the crotch-shot in cut off jeans and the fact you keep telling us about your preferred peeing method ralmcg, are you just trolling us? lol

cupisnique, I’m not a troll. I just want to contribute something about men peeing sitting down since it seems that men shouldn’t do it according to some MRAs. Also, about my cut-off shorts (a.k.a. Daisy Dukes) I do wear them sometimes in the summer. I feel more comfortable in them than in longer shorts.

Falconer
10 years ago

(remember those guys in Texas who died from brain parasites?)

D: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS. AAAAAH DO NOT WANT.

Typing in biohazard suit gloves is slow going, isn’t it.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
10 years ago

Like, maybe they can stand up, ass toward the toilet, do just a minimum of squatting and then push really hard to make the pieces of poop sort of fly out of their asses and into the toilet bowl?

I have actually done this a couple times. The weirdest thing is, I can’t remember why. I do remember hitting the water body.

While he’s trying to pee off the cliff, of course. Except that wind is blowing it all over his tights.

That’s what I implied with my remark of “bravely pissing against the wind of societal change”. Dunno if many people got it. The cape is a nice addition, though.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
10 years ago

I owe some blockquotes to Kittenserf, but a monster ate them.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

@LBT, I told you about the brain parasites so you’d take the “clean water” bit seriously and not die. I like you non-dead (no offense to Mr Kittehserf).

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

Augg – that is cat barding! Just had a D&D flashback.

Also, re: the urine issue. Our older son has taken to sitting down on the kaybo every time, and leaving the seat down. This may serve him in good stead in later life, especially when he is no longer sharing a bathroom with his twelve year old brother.

Falconer
10 years ago

Augg – that is cat barding! Just had a D&D flashback.

Eh, it’s leather. Depending on the cat’s own AC, it might boost it by one or two points (I’m a bit rusty), but it’s only AC 8 otherwise. Not … great.

kevin 11
kevin 11
10 years ago

Futrelle- The glib, jokey “let’s assassinate feminists” quote that you apparently took entirely seriously, is no longer up at r/mr anyway.

freemage
freemage
10 years ago

Well, under 3.5 rules, a cat has an AC of 14 due to Dex and Size. Leather barding would give it a +2 Armor bonus to AC, bringing it up to a 16. Of course, you could bump that by getting it enchanted.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

And I know that personally, I think it’s just dandy when people “joke” about murdering me.

titianblue
titianblue
10 years ago

Oh, good, a chewtoy.

The glib, jokey “let’s assassinate feminists” quote

Just because you call a threat a joke doesn’t make it one, you know. You do know that, right?

is no longer up at r/mr anyway.

And your point is? Do you have one? Any point at all? I can wait. *twiddles thumbs*

katz
10 years ago

Someone doesn’t understand what “glib” means.

kevin 11
kevin 11
10 years ago

My point, “titanblue”, is that that post clearly does not represent r/mr, if the moderators have seen fit to remove it.

katz
10 years ago

Or it all too perfectly represents r/mr but they realized they might catch flak for it.

leftwingfox
10 years ago

Right. The post from Strikerfm1 is much more accurate.

And still fucking horrible.

kevin 11
kevin 11
10 years ago

“Or it all too perfectly represents r/mr but they realized they might catch flak for it.”

And maybe Paul Elam represents Manboobz- he’s just banned because Futrelle realized he might catch flak for it.

katz
10 years ago

Let’s analyze that theory, Kevin. Did Paul Elam once participate widely in Manboobz, only to be quietly banned shortly after other sites drew attention to his involvement? Does (or did) Manboobz frequently make comments that are in line with Paul Elam’s opinions?

serrana
10 years ago

So that comment isn’t shitty because it was deleted for being so shitty? I see.

And maybe Paul Elam represents Manboobz- he’s just banned because Futrelle realized he might catch flak for it.

Dumbest comeback ever.

serrana
10 years ago

Can’t sleep, blockquote monster will eat me.

kevin 11
kevin 11
10 years ago

Yes, “katz”. R/mr is a hotbed of death threats and violent fantasies. Right.