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Red Piller: Unless white women start "sh*tting out" more babies, western civilization is doomed

A shipment of white babies.
A shipment of white babies.

So one of the regulars on Reddit’s The Red Pill subreddit — the “TRP Endorsed” contributor who calls himself IllimitableMan — has worked himself into a lather about the coming Whitepocalypse. You know, the impending collapse of civilization that Mr. Man and assorted other racist asshats  fear will come about as a result of white women refusing to pop out the required number of white babies to keep it alive. Sorry, due to white women refusing to “shit out” the required number of white babies. (Mr. Man is quite the defender of family values.)

It pretty much goes without saying that IllimitableMan blames feminism for it all. In fact, over the course of his rambling, repetitive, and rage-fuelled 2,000 word rant he manages to blame feminism for the impending death of the white race roughly half a dozen different times.

Here’s perhaps the most coherent statement of his thesis:

Feminism has infected western civilization, which means by merit of these societies being predominantly white Caucasian, has harmed this ethnicity the most on a global level, reducing its birth rates the most significantly and affecting its various European and anglo speaking cultures the most adversely. …

What we can conclude is that castrating men by raising them to be effeminate whilst simultaneously allowing women too much freedom and self-determination and polluting said women to view men as adversaries leads to a drop in the birth-rate so deep that a society becomes unsustainable, leading to its inevitable collapse.

So why are white women less interested in popping out babies these days? Blame that Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel.

A fundamental criticism of feminism is it taught women to take on masculine traits, to provide, to work hard, it demonised the sanctity of motherhood, it taught women to value career and the self (an overlap with individualism there) over motherhood and family, 21-year-old White Caucasian girls no longer give any fucks about being a mother and a wife like they did in the 50′s and 60′s, no now they’re thinking about jumping on as much cock as possible, getting a degree, going on holidays … and generally fulfilling the sexual and materialistic elements of their hypergamy. Family and reproduction takes a back-seat.

Ah, good old “hypergamy.” I would just like to take a moment to point out that the word hypergamy actually means “the action of marrying a person of a superior caste or class.” Red Pillers and Men’s Rights Activists have so distorted the basic concept that Mr. Man here can use it to mean “fucking lots of dudes who aren’t me, providing for themselves and NOT getting married to anyone” without blinking an eye.

Mr. Man continues:

Society facilitates this as any imposition of responsibility or standards placed on a woman is rationalised away as simple “oppression” some psychological misogyny cards are played and voila, Miss Jane average can diffuse all her responsibilities and continue to live as a completely obnoxious and self-entitled bitch giving no fucks in the world about settling down until her beauty privilege fucks off around the age of 30 aka “she’s hitting the wall.” Whilst she was fucking around in her twenties, the average immigrant woman has already had a couple of kids and they’re attending school now.

Damn you white ladies, for neglecting your duty to the white race and refusing to get married until you’re ugly crones in your (gasp) thirties!

And so, while white birthrates decline, European countries have opened their borders to not-white people who show up and eat not-white food and wear not-white clothes and make a lot of not-white babies. Mr. Man, who is apparently British, notes:

[A]n American friend came to London once and stated “IllimitableMan there are no fucking English people this looks like Pakistan” Yes, I did just throw anecdotal evidence in there, this is a blog – not a fucking thesis and I’m starting to taste prozac in my mouth after the incessantly negative tone this piece carries, of course many of you know as such that the pill can be a bitter bitch.

I felt compelled to look up the actual demographics of London, and found that roughly 60% of London’s population is white — which is what I assume Mr. Man’s friend meant by “English people” — and the vast majority of them are of British origin. Roughly 3 percent are Pakistani, another 3 percent are Bangladeshi, and not-quite 7 percent are Indian.

It’s kind of amazing the effect that bigotry can have on someone’s perception of reality, huh?

Like some other Red Pillers and white supremacists out there, Mr. Man looks to that beacon of hope and freedom in our world — Russia — for the possible salvation of the dying white race.

As usual, like with feminism, Russia seems to be one of the few countries making a stand against egalitarian bullshit and seeing the world for what it truly is, a ruthless and uncaring place, I guess being an inherently “red pill country” and opting to reject the babble of cacophonous radical leftist ideologies has had it benefits for the Ruski people.

The funny thing about Mr. Man’s rant is that many of the basic demographic trends he cites are, in fact, real. White birthrates have fallen, and as he points out, in the US more whites are dying than are being born — though somehow he’s missed the news that the birthrates of immigrants to the US have fallen even faster, with the birthrates of Mexican immigrants falling nearly 4 times faster than that of native-born Americans between 2007 and 2010.

Women have entered the workplace in larger numbers and are waiting longer to marry (as are men). Feminism has something to do with all these changes, but so do changes in birth control technology, in education and in the economy.

So what? The real problem with Mr. Man’s rants is that, for assorted racist and misogynistic reasons, he thinks all this is bad. Europe and the US are becoming more multicultural? Cool. That makes the world a more interesting place. Birth rates are falling, not only for whites but for other ethnic groups? Cool. This planet has already got more people than it can handle, and lower birth rates may be critical if we have any hope of staving off a total environmental collapse.

I’m always a bit perplexed by Red Pillers and pickup artists ranting about how women (whether white women or women in general) need to settle down and get married and start popping out babies because that’s their duty as women. It’s not like Red Pill dudes seem particularly interested in marrying these women and raising these babies with them.

Once again, it seems to come back to the issue of control: they’re angry at women for actually living independent existences in their twenties and — oh my gosh! — sometimes even their thirties or later, and “you’re betraying your race” (whether that race is the white “race” or the human race) is just a convenient excuse to bash women who are not so much “out of control” as out of their control.

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sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Girly drinks:

I present to you the Pink Lady:


http://cocktails.about.com/od/atozcocktailrecipes/r/pnk_ldy_cktl.htm

Also the -ahem- “Angel’s Tit.” A girly, pink-and-white, chocolate-cherry flavored cocktail with a filthy name.


http://cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/r/angels_tit.htm

Ally S
10 years ago

Angel’s Tit – quite the name there. I’d be so embarrassed if I actually had to say “Hi, I’ll have an Angel’s Tit, please” in real life.

FromAfar
10 years ago

Oh gods! I just noticed a crack in my snifter! The humanity!

You think ‘Angel’s Tit’ is bad? There’s lots of shots based on the navel or nipple. Slippery Nipple is a favorite of mine. The butterscotch makes it a bit too sweet for more than just a shot between beers though.

“What’s that?”

“I’ve got a slippery nipple!”

FromAfar
10 years ago

Shit, I was thinking of a Buttery Nipple. Slippery Nipples are Sambuca and Irish Cream. My bad.

Ally S
10 years ago

…I think that’s the Queen of Bizarre Girly Drink Names. That one is so ridiculous that I would probably have to run out of the place if I mentioned the name of the drink (should I have it).

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Yeeeahh, slippery nipples are at least a thing, makes me think sexytimes. Buttery nipples…ew. What would a whipped cream nipple be?

kittehserf
10 years ago

Oh gods! I just noticed a crack in my snifter! The humanity!

Builder’s crack, plumber’s crack, or removalist’s crack?

kittehserf
10 years ago

What would a whipped cream nipple be?

Tasty?

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Besides that!

kittehserf
10 years ago

There needs to be more?

kleptonetic
kleptonetic
10 years ago

From the embarrassing drink name factory, there’s also blowjob shots. I’m not sure what they consist of aside from copious amounts of whipped cream, which, I’m sure you can figure from the name of the shot why that’s there.

I don’t know if they qualify as a “girly” drink though. I’d probably have to be well buzzed already and dared by a group of friends to go up to a bar, look the bartender straight in the eye, and order that shot.

Buttery Nipples are delicious. Butterscotch schnapps and Baileys = NOM. I like it even better with the coffee flavored Baileys. Butterscotch schnapps is basically always a recipe for deliciousness though, IMHO. I quite like butterscotch schnapps with root beer or cream soda too.

My favorite shot is probably a chocolate cake shot. Amaretto + sugared lemon wedge somehow = delicious chocolate cake taste.

pecunium
10 years ago

Part of the deal with blowjob shots is how one is “supposed” to drink them: they fall into the realm of any number of “embarrassment” drinks which are probably only drunk when people are already more than a little inebriate:

Blowjobs are made in tall shot glasses (the sort called kamikaze) and placed on the bar. The person is supposed to take them as a shot, and down it; all without using their hands.

pecunium
10 years ago

As to our friend, SocKen: I just took a look at his website, oi… Apparently being a “real man” means getting fired, having impulse control issues (i.e. one needs to lose one’s shit, cuss out a boss and quit), envy soldiers, get a dose of the clap (because safer sex is for fake men, or something), and a host of other things (such as have kids, which one presumes are left to the mother to care for) which more say, “too dumb to plan for anything/lacks responsible behavior than it does, “real man”.

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, vodka and orange juice – Slow Comfortable Screw. A friend of mine actually ordered one once, and was almost embarrassed.

I myself am partial to rum. At university, it was green Chartreuse, but it’s too sweet for me to drink straight now. Chartreuse mixed with absinthe is rather nice, though – I call it the Supergreen. Cognac and absinthe is an Earthquake (invented by Toulouse Lautrec, no less).

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Envy soldiers? Not respect, not admire, but envy? Are you getting a whiff of “cuz aggression is (not actually all that) sanctioned”?

Cuz dude, you have my respect, but I have no envy of your job. Well, maybe the scenery, but I’d rather just visit, not get shot at.

Sorry, my father envies soldiers because, uh, they get to kill people and get all this respect and shit…but mostly violent racism.

If I tried a “blowjob shot” the bar would end up covered in glass and booze.

Kenny! They’re called condoms!

Alice Sanguinaria
10 years ago

REAL MANTM things: racism, general creepiness, toxic masculinity, desire to kill brown people, giving the middle finger to safer sex practices, being an asshole.

Why am I not surprised?

Alice Sanguinaria
10 years ago

Damn it HTML code, do you not have a superscript option? *rages*

BabyLawyer
BabyLawyer
10 years ago

RE: Best “girly”/faux-martini drinks: Thai chili and lemongrass martini at the Blue Orchid in Lincoln, Nebraska. A little sweet, a little sour, but mostly spicy and boozey. Yum.

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Alice — it does, but idk if manboobz allows it.

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Manboobz apparently doesn’t support it. Odd, the Borg does (or should…I’ll have to checks that)

kittehserf
10 years ago

So Kenny’s an all-round loser and complete idiot. I am shocked, shocked I say.

auggz – I wouldn’t reckon he’s hiding feeling bad, if by that you mean some sort of guilt. Feeling bad about himself or his actions would take some self-awareness. I’d bet it’s the usual entitlement and rage that the world isn’t providing all it should to him, because he’s a MAN.

Myoo
Myoo
10 years ago

@Alice
You should be able to do the trademark symbol:

by using this code:
™

(let’s hope the html works)

pecunium
10 years ago

The funny think is SocKen is all, “Real Men have done manual labor” (which is where he says he envies soldiers), and has a shot of a “firefighter” from some beefcake calendar.

Having seen a lot of soldiers, most of them don’t look all that special. A lot of them are a bit pudgy (because we eat sort of crappy, and there is, as one moves up the ladder, lots of paperwork).

But hey… cops/firefighters/soldiers (he leaves out ditchdiggers, plumbers, linemen, etc.) those are “sexy” jobs of “manual labor”. He’s all about image, and bragging rights.

Bragging rights to/over other men. His sense of women as participants in the world… zip.

kittehserf
10 years ago

It must piss him off no end when other men don’t give a shit what sort of job he does (whether it’s the one he got fired from or another).

kleptonetic
kleptonetic
10 years ago

“Real Men have done manual labor”

Cool, where do I pick up my Real ManTM badge?

Course, it wasn’t the glamorous sort of manual labor, it was factory grunt work, which seems to be all Kenny thinks matters.

At least most manual labor jobs I’ve worked/know of are extremely non-glamorous, behind the scenes kinds of things.

And who wants to bet their favorite drink of choice that Kenny doesn’t think working in food service or nursing is manual labor?