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Kevin Federline-andry: The most pressing men's human rights issue of our age?

Presented, without comment — ok, besides this comment, and the comment in the title of the post — is this headline from the Men’s Rights subreddit:

Kevin Federline received $13 million from his divorce with Brittany Spears. Would he have gotten more if genders swapped?

Thanks once again to AgainstMensRights for finding this one.

Also, it’s BRITNEY. Not Brittany. Britney. One T, followed by NEY. B-R-I-T-N-E-Y. It’s not hard to remember.

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chimisaur
chimisaur
11 years ago

He’d have to get his mom to kill him so his life insurance could feed his children because he couldn’t get a job because divorced men buhhhhhh.

Wouldn’t be that much of a stretch – he probably already had to get his mom to watch the kid, because having to watch your own kids is MISANDRY.

Salacious
11 years ago

I just read through some of the comments on the post on Reddit. One guy made the not-so-unreasonable suggestion that rather than freak out that he didn’t get more money we should care more that perhaps no one should get absurd amounts of money for divorce. Well.. that suggestion didn’t go over too well, apparently he just didn’t understand the issue.

“Your focus is off, that’s all. We see it a lot on this board — folks who don’t understand that the only issue is the double standard, not whether a thing is right or wrong”

Because we don’t care about actually fixing the issues, duh!

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Is Taylor snarking, or being serious? It’s so hard to tell…

Also, BEHOLD! The second Manboobz cyborg critter, a clown loach in Argenti’s honor!

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

I’ll just assume troll until stated otherwise.

Other things that are totally JUST LIKE SLAVERY, guys:

paying taxes
losing the Superbowl
working a job you don’t like
women having jobs

kittehserf
kittehserf
11 years ago

I read Taylor’s comment as snarking at MRAs.

Borg clown loach, d’awwww!

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Drawing cute colorful animals is oddly soothing!

cloudiah
11 years ago

I think Taylor’s probably snarking (but Taylor you might want to clarify!), and BORG CLOWN LOACH IS ADORABLE.

cloudiah
11 years ago

In other news, I have a terrible cold. 🙁

kittehserf
kittehserf
11 years ago

::hands cloudiah stash of tissues:;

cloudiah
11 years ago

::stuffs tissues up my nose::

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Feel better Cloudiah!

Also, I am in love with Borg loach. It makes me squee.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

*Makes cloudiah some herbal tea*

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Aw, poor cloudiah. Salt water gargles and honey for you!

Angela Gibbons
11 years ago

“If he’d been a feeeeemale, he would have gotten sole custody of their kids PLUS a couple of the neighbor’s kids.”

Thank you, Cloudiah, that made me lol. XD

kittehserf
kittehserf
11 years ago

::sends Cat Laser Eye Beams to dry up cloudiah’s nose::

cloudiah
11 years ago

I have a cute cat sleeping right next to me, and she’s not helping with the nose at all. Why doesn’t SHE have Laser Eye Beams?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

She does, she’s just too lazy to use them.

cloudiah
11 years ago

She just started rubbing her nose with her paw. I think she’s making fun of me.

kittehserf
kittehserf
11 years ago

Lazy AND mocking you.

Sounds about right.

La Strega
11 years ago

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. And also I want Chris Crocker to have more than the five seconds of fame the internet seems to have allotted him.

kittehserf
kittehserf
11 years ago

Me: Pussycats. What do they care?

Mum: It’s not a word in their vocabulary.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

My cat comes and curls up next to me and acts sweet when I’m sick. Is she actually a dog?

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

Obviously if the genders were swapped, Keven would have gotten ALL DA MONEYS and custody of ALL DA CHILDREN, and Britney would be left living on dust bunnies 4EVAS!!!1!

*nod*

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
11 years ago

La Strega, apparently he’s doing gay porn now, so his fame will live on.

La Strega
11 years ago

Ah, and he seemed like such a sweet, sensitive lad. We do live in shameless times, don’t we?