Longtime readers of Man Boobz will have noticed that most of the pickup artists and “game” gurus I write about here are also vociferous slut-shamers.
This might seem a little odd and, well, counterproductive, in that you might expect that men who enjoy having no-strings-attached sex with a large number of women would in fact be kindly disposed towards women who enjoy having no-strings-attached sex with a large number of men.
Sadly, no. In fact, the “game” masters berate these women every chance they get. The best explanations I’ve come up with so far for this curious phenomenon are
- PUAs are hypocritical misogynist douchebags
- They attack “sluts” as a way of dealing with the massive numbers of rejections they get on a regular basis from women they want to fuck.
But now our old friend LaidNYC — the legendary “my seed is liquid gold” dude — has offered his own explanation for why he shames the very sluts he wants to sleep with. It involves an assortment of metaphors, so you know it has to be true.
LaidNYC first assures us that he has the mad skillz necessary to get laid even if all the women in the world suddenly became nuns:
I am an advocate for female virtue by day, but a pussy smashing player by night.
That isn’t a contradiction.
I’m confident in my ability to get laid no matter what the dominant level of female virtue (or lack thereof) in society.
Let’s just assume this is true, for the sake of argument. The question remains: why would a sex-loving dude shame women for doing what he himself loves to do? Well, apparently because the more sex a woman has, the lower quality she is?
If girls become less slutty I’m only helping myself… I’ll be fucking better quality.
I guess women only have a limited number of sex points, and the more partners they have sex with the more points they use up.
Consider a scenario where the harder a lock is to pick, the greater the treasure that lies within. It just so happens I have expert lock-picking skills and I don’t want any chump with a paperclip coming along and getting a share of my gold.
I don’t want it to be easier to get laid.
I want it to be harder.
So this way he gets all the sex gold for himself? You’d think someone whose sperm is already gold wouldn’t really need any more gold, but, you know, metaphors are hard.
Speaking of which, let’s meet the fellows who don’t slut shame, who don’t get any gold at all but are instead reduced to eating cheeseburgers. Off the floor. Which is covered in astroturf.
[S]ome guys aren’t able to compete on this grass, so they want to lay down astroturf. They want girls to be sluttier, not more virtuous. Their answer is not to improve themselves, it is to drag the girls down to their level.
These “non-judgmental” guys are dogs who can’t reach the table to eat so they are trying really hard to convince you to drop all the cheeseburgers on the floor.
So in summary, slut shaming is a kind of alchemy that transforms dirty cheeseburgers into sex gold.
I knew there was a simple explanation!
As I understand it that “friendzone” guys think they are in is actually the “here comes that creepy d00d again” zone.
Friendzone: because the worst thing that could happen is being friends with a woman.
I like this game.
Gina tingles: because it’s evil for women to want sex with people who aren’t me.
Creep-shaming: because nothing is worse than being called out for violating someone’s boundaries and making them feel uncomfortable. In fact, it’s exactly like racism.
That isn’t true of all men at all times :-/…
Nothing worse in the world than friendship. Especially with a woman. Oh, woe is he!
Srsly, Roosh, this is is why no woman wants you. You’re a whiny little prick with grotty hair. But hey, at least you’ve got that massive chip on your shoulder to keep you warm.
I’m trying to imagine this playing out IRL.
Scene opens: break room at work
Man: So, how do you feel about the projected sales figures? I think we can hit our targets, but only if we blah and blah and also blah.
Woman: I don’t want to date you, and we are never having sex.
Man: Huh?
Auggiziliary,
You are very intuitive grass hopper!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How she should know he’s “talking to her” and helping her means he wants to have sex with her and she should “spread her legs” for him in EXCHANGE!
Oh wait Im sorry I jumped the gun on that one ..I get it . She should have immediately told him “I’m not going to fuck you ” when he talked to her and offered to hep move her furniture.
Can you imagine ? Every man that talked to you or offered to help you in some way you said ……Um sure but Im not going to fuck you ??????
I told this one man one time ..he was definitely smitten on me..he kept coming round where I worked ..never buying anything but asking for me and taking my time .he finally asked me to lunch …I had built up the nerve to say “no ” (I had a problem with no before ) .I said thank you but i can not I’m married ..
His face turned red as a beet…and he said OH my god ..you are so rude…I didn’t mean it like THAT…whats wrong with you ! I was just TRYING to be friendly! You are so arrogant!
Flounce!
He left and never came back .Thank God .I was on commission sales after all. And I didn’t get paid for horny men to come in and drool over me either.I already had to deal with that with co-workers.
Thank goodness he disappeared, lana! Isn’t that typical, though, the “I didn’t mean it like that” and “you are so arrogant” BS they come out with. Yeah, like he wouldn’t have been hitting on you even worse if you had gone to lunch with him. ::hurl::
Sorry lana! I shouldn’t have taken you so literally.
Kittehserf,
That’s the point .If you let them up front know when they are all like trying to be “friendly” you aren’t going to fuck them (or say like I did I’m married) then you are full of your self arrogant bitch !..They were just TRYING to be NICE! ..but if you accept and they “buy your lunch” then you are a using gold digger that “should have known” they were thinking you were going to fuck them or they wouldn’t have bothered.
So much for being upfront .
No harm no foul. I have a VERY dry sense of humor. I can play the “opposite” of what I really mean very well. My sarcasm is hard to know unless you know me or are in the conversation with me .You will get to know me and see ! LOL!!! ((((HUGS))))
Exactly, these clowns always have a script for saving face or putting the woman in the wrong. Losers.
Brain bleach for all! A photographer in Finland saw these brown bear cubs looking like they’re playing ring-a-rosie. Zie said it was such a setting zie wouldn’t have been surprised if they’d started singing!
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1525184!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/solent-news-photo-agency.jpg
Yes saving face by putting you down even when you are nice about it .And quite frankly in my case I was just doing my job. I wasn’t looking for a “date.” I didn’t even want to have to be in that position in the first place .And I end up getting insulted because I turned a guy down for lunch.
It reaches a point its like “how dare you exist.”
Of course, women are supposed to be psychic in order to not break a man’s feelings, which as everyone knows are the most fragile and precious thing in the world.
“How dare you exist” is pretty much it. We’re life-support systems for vaginas as far as they’re concerned, and nothing outrages them quite as much as things daring to cock-block.
BUT!!!!! I LOVE those bears!!!!!!!!!!!
I have the big one of the bears partying in the woods..
This one ..
http://www.fulcrumgallery.com/William-Holbrook-Beard/The-Bear-Dance-c1870_28698.htm
How dare you not fulfill the reason for your existence ! A man’s entitlement!
Profound.So sadly true for too many.
The “gate keepers”
What a gorgeous painting! 😀
Really I’m not being sarcastic. Why don’t these guys save money on “first dates” and getting put in the “friend zone’ and save their money up for one to those realistic like blow up dolls/girlfriends?
I think you can get one for like $5,000. They are “made to order” and they have “vaginas.” They never say no and they don’t talk back.
I like it .But then again I was interested in the stock market early .(((GRIN)))
Makes you wonder, doesn’t it? But then they wouldn’t have the satisfaction of being the boss of a woman, as nature intended. ::rolls eyes::