Longtime readers of Man Boobz will have noticed that most of the pickup artists and “game” gurus I write about here are also vociferous slut-shamers.
This might seem a little odd and, well, counterproductive, in that you might expect that men who enjoy having no-strings-attached sex with a large number of women would in fact be kindly disposed towards women who enjoy having no-strings-attached sex with a large number of men.
Sadly, no. In fact, the “game” masters berate these women every chance they get. The best explanations I’ve come up with so far for this curious phenomenon are
- PUAs are hypocritical misogynist douchebags
- They attack “sluts” as a way of dealing with the massive numbers of rejections they get on a regular basis from women they want to fuck.
But now our old friend LaidNYC — the legendary “my seed is liquid gold” dude — has offered his own explanation for why he shames the very sluts he wants to sleep with. It involves an assortment of metaphors, so you know it has to be true.
LaidNYC first assures us that he has the mad skillz necessary to get laid even if all the women in the world suddenly became nuns:
I am an advocate for female virtue by day, but a pussy smashing player by night.
That isn’t a contradiction.
I’m confident in my ability to get laid no matter what the dominant level of female virtue (or lack thereof) in society.
Let’s just assume this is true, for the sake of argument. The question remains: why would a sex-loving dude shame women for doing what he himself loves to do? Well, apparently because the more sex a woman has, the lower quality she is?
If girls become less slutty I’m only helping myself… I’ll be fucking better quality.
I guess women only have a limited number of sex points, and the more partners they have sex with the more points they use up.
Consider a scenario where the harder a lock is to pick, the greater the treasure that lies within. It just so happens I have expert lock-picking skills and I don’t want any chump with a paperclip coming along and getting a share of my gold.
I don’t want it to be easier to get laid.
I want it to be harder.
So this way he gets all the sex gold for himself? You’d think someone whose sperm is already gold wouldn’t really need any more gold, but, you know, metaphors are hard.
Speaking of which, let’s meet the fellows who don’t slut shame, who don’t get any gold at all but are instead reduced to eating cheeseburgers. Off the floor. Which is covered in astroturf.
[S]ome guys aren’t able to compete on this grass, so they want to lay down astroturf. They want girls to be sluttier, not more virtuous. Their answer is not to improve themselves, it is to drag the girls down to their level.
These “non-judgmental” guys are dogs who can’t reach the table to eat so they are trying really hard to convince you to drop all the cheeseburgers on the floor.
So in summary, slut shaming is a kind of alchemy that transforms dirty cheeseburgers into sex gold.
I knew there was a simple explanation!
Ugh…”pussy smashing” brings to mind awful things involving cats. And since I love cats, I want this dude nowhere near mine.
Or my ladybits, either.
Shorter LoserNYC: men are consumers, women are consumables.
Well. Glad we cleared that one up!
@HeatherN: I think it has something to do with the whole idea of corruption or “ruining” women. So many dudebros have this ridiculous notion that having sex somehow “ruins” women. And they get off on it…. Yeah, it doesn’t make sense.
So, are RealDolls mimics or something?
-Oh yeah, I’m gonna get all the sexings now. You are very aroused by the prospect of my liquid gold, aren’t you?
-(silence)
-Hey, I know I said I like quiet women and all, but you could at least shower me with some praise for my obvious manliness or something.
-(more silence)
-Hey, hang on, you’re made of plastic! You’re a RealDoll! Curses, foiled again, this is the third time this week! And I think it’s the same RealDoll, too!
Blast, if only I paid attention to anything but myself I would… Oh, hey baby, are you new around here? Fancy some liquid gold, hint hint?
-(continued silence)
-Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talking about… hey, wait a minute!
-(deafening silence)
-GOD DAMMIT!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING… Oh, hey baby…
Myoo – You win all the internets!
OT, but WHEW, all the sides are prepped and ready for tomorrow. I can just heat ’em and roll.
Dogs > This guy
Thanksgiving high five, hellkell! I have a bunch of parts of dishes made – twice baked potatoes have been baked once, tart shells and filling are made and just need to be put together, etc. I even have batter ready to go for pumpkin muffins for breakfast. They’re so filling, we won’t want to eat dinner until late.
Other guys are dogs! And they won’t leave any bitches for me me ME!!!
@hellkell. Heat and rolls! Amirite?
So, ya. I find it pretty shitty to blame being a jerk on dick size. Sounds like something MRAs say about PUAs.
@augziliary,
I would like to steal that.
We really need to let go of the idea that the best sex with a woman is when she’s a “virgin”. It’s demonstrably not true. Sex, like any other activity, requires practice to make perfect. I mean, it’s physical. It’s something your body has to learn and get used to. People who specifically* go after sexually inexperienced people are either really ignorant, or really fucking creepy. Or both.
*This of course doesn’t include pity fucks, or when you just happen to meet someone who happens to be inexperienced and you end up having sex.
Sorry, I was referring to ez. Couldn’t be added to look for it when I started typing.
*arsed. Damn autocorrect
opium4themasses, the penis size thing bothered me too. And hey, it’s the season to add to the arse – maybe autocorrect is on to something.
Every post here increments the arse count. Arse++
Wait. I think I am saying that I am one. Oof. Whatever.
You’d think someone whose sperm is already gold wouldn’t really need any more gold, but, you know, metaphors are hard.
David, I nearly spit out my tea at that line. Hats off to you.
I keep going back to the chastity belt scene from Robin Hood: Men in Tights, when the Sheriff couldn’t pick the lock.
It’s blatantly obvious to anyone who’s briefly read anything on this guy’s blog, that he doesn’t really get laid without paying for it. All his stories are clearly fantasies.
And that’s where one can find the key to understanding him. Laid in NYC doesn’t fantasize about having a lot of awesome sex with many conventionally beautiful women. It’s not about the sex. Sex isn’t what he wants most of all. What this dude really desires is validation. Guys like him imagine that everyone judges men based on the puas’ pathetic idea of masculinity, and they need universal approval.
“Laid” needs everyone to believe that he can get sex from women who don’t really want sex. Or that even a woman who holds on to her virginity with all her might would lose control of herself when faced with his charms. Heartiste/Roissy likes to claim this too- that he could actually seduce any woman, even if she says she finds all his pua stuff annoying and disgusting.
unlike normal people, these guys find the idea that some people just won’t be interested in them for whatever reason as a horrific blow to their masculinity and self worth. So when they create a fantasy world for themselves, all the women must succumb to them, even those who, logically, shouldn’t be attracted to them. Especially those who, logically, shouldn’t be attracted to them. That is what makes them ‘alpha”.
“We really need to let go of the idea that the best sex with a woman is when she’s a “virgin”. It’s demonstrably not true. Sex, like any other activity, requires practice to make perfect. I mean, it’s physical.”
On the one hand, yes. But, in my personal experience, sex is best with the person you really, really like, regardless of his/her level of experience, partner count or whatever. But that’s just me, I am almost wholly aroused by my own feelings of affection and desire for true intimacy.
But, see, guys like Laid in NYC are aroused by subjecting someone to something she is reluctunt to experience. So, I imagine virgins would be the most pleasurable for them. Scared and possibly lost, staring virgins with flu symptoms.
Kilts&Pipes — entirely off topic, but if you wear the former and play the later, you and pecunium are going to end up derailing into a convo about one or the other or both eventually. (Oh dear gods now he has an excuse to be walking around playing Christmas carols on a penny whistle, I am suddenly glad I’m not there, the damned kitchen clock here plays them hourly year round, I just can’t take it!)
Please return to your regularly scheduled topic, and watch out for drafts up your kilts.
Kilts&Pipes, hi and welcome!
Yup, that’s pretty much it with NotLaid and all his kind – his “smashing pussy” comment plus his “less experienced the better” says he’s just another creep trotting out his rape fantasies.
Have a welcome package!
http://artistryforfeminismandkittens.wordpress.com/the-official-man-boobz-complimentary-welcome-package/
LOL Argenti I was going to say that about pecunium and conversations, too!
Whoo, look what I found – a parody of Goldfinger, by Gina Riley. Sounds like all these PUAs (“he’s just a sleaze”).
http://youtu.be/GtS2BGA2Ndk
Thanks for the warm welcome, guys!
And, lol, I enjoy the sight of kilts and the sound of pipes. Experienced both half an hour ago and chose the name on a whim. That’s all there is to it.
That’s as good a reason as any!
Have you seen clips of this guy? Best renditon of the Star Wars theme ever.
http://youtu.be/nGAmL9zv8iw
@Kilts&Pipes, I definitely agree that sex can be more enjoyable with someone you really like (in my experience, this is exactly the case), but if they start out inexperienced, the sex is going to be that much better as they learn. Nobody’s at their best when they’re first starting out, you know?