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Manosphere blogger: “Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.”

Beta male oppressed by feminism.
Beta male oppressed by feminism.

Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”

The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.

Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.

Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.

Feminism is a family which hates itself.

Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.

Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …

Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.

Feminism is alimony and every other weekend

Feminism is a son hating his father

Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …

Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates

Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.

And what do these guys have against women with short hair?

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kittehserf
10 years ago

Heh, I’ve no idea what my chromosomes are. They could be CAT for all I know.

(If only. I’d be safe when the Catpocalypse comes.)

kittehserf
10 years ago

Is elevators at 4am like pistols at dawn?

lana
lana
10 years ago

The other thing “feminist do” (love is ) they wait til their beta husband is out of town and she screws an alpha (when she is ovulating ) insuring she has strong alpha genetic off spring and lets the beta (like a sucker) stick around and raise the child.

Snicker “love is”.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
10 years ago

“Grody Loser Spooge”
has now been rebranded as
“Liquid Fucking Gold”

Ask for it by name!

lana
lana
10 years ago

Ahh… I liked some of the love is cartoons.But then again I was born in 68.

My sister made a collage of them for her and her BF. They weren’t all bad.

lana
lana
10 years ago

Heh, I’ve no idea what my chromosomes are. They could be CAT for all I know.

(If only. I’d be safe when the Catpocalypse comes.)

You know good and well what chromosomes are.It starts with egg and sperm.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
10 years ago

Brooked – yeah, the “Love Is” cartoons slightly freaked me out as a kid. o.o Then came the day I found “The Joy of Sex” in my parents’ bookcase, which had realistic line drawings of naked hippies. Hairy, hairy naked hippies. O.O.

The cartoons were never the same after that.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Guys, don’t do that
Shitstorm forever and ever amen
U mad bros?

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

You know good and well what chromosomes are.It starts with egg and sperm.

WTF?

kittehserf
10 years ago

LOL no, I mean as in whether they’re XX or some other variation (pretty sure they’re not XY, considering.)

Ah yes, the Joy of Sex. I liked those drawings too … hated the later edition where they had photos of yuppies instead of hippies. Bring back the dude with long(ish) hair, I say!

Righto, time to head home, catch y’all later. 🙂

lana
lana
10 years ago

See this is the kind of shit Im talking about .I just read this on a Christian forum .Not even the manosphere .

Strong men would never hold women back from being more like men. Women need feminism so they can be more like men in a socially acceptable way with legal protections. The idea that a woman can be feminine and happy that way is a quaint notion that only thrives in 3rd world societies.

The article is spot on.

Let em wear pants and short haircuts is what I say.

That comment was said in response to this article .(a feminist writer)

http://sarahbessey.com/also-men/

Ally S
10 years ago

I understand that .But it “helps” to understand what a person might be going through as far as typically xy or xx what the “parts are” on the outside verses in the brain .I realize there are exceptions .”Where you are XY with male parts only inside.

I didn’t mean to say chromosomes were an accurate way of determining someones gender.

Ah, ok then. I’m just sensitive to this kind of thing since I’m trans.

Baroncognito
10 years ago

I feel kind of old that no one else’s mind went there:

Feminism is the terror that flaps in the night.
Feminism is the surpise in your box of cereal.
Feminism is the batteries that are not included.
Feminism is the auditor that wants to look at your books.
Feminism is the headache in the criminal mind.
Feminism is obviously out of it’s trademark blue smoke
Feminism is DARKWING DUCK!

Ally S
10 years ago

Feminism is each sold separately.

Ally S
10 years ago

They say things I don’t like
They hate my rape jokes
MY FROZEN PEACHES

lana
lana
10 years ago

Ah, ok then. I’m just sensitive to this kind of thing since I’m trans.

The last thing I would want to do is hurt your feelings. I’m nosy in a sense I look to understand. Know someone.

That sounds corny .

I have stuck my foot in my mouth enough .Sorry if I stepped on any toes.

Myoo
Myoo
10 years ago

Feminism is made out of people! It’s people!
Feminism was his sled.
Feminism is Luke’s father.
Feminism was dead all along.
Feminism was Earth the whole time.
Feminism was just a dream. Or was it?

baroncognito
10 years ago

Feminism thinks so, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
Feminism thinks so, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.
Feminism thinks so, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Feminism thinks so, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks?

Pippin
10 years ago

Confused MRA’s,
evo doesn’t work that way
only an excuse

dlouwe
dlouwe
10 years ago

A feminism is a feminism is a feminism.

Feminist buffalo feminist buffalo buffalo buffalo feminist buffalo

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
10 years ago

Oh my dear paws and whiskers y’all are killink me daid!

Bina
10 years ago

I bought you dinner …
Why don’t you dispense some sex?
Misandristic bitch!

Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
10 years ago

OK, sorry to go OT, but I just learned of this story from Israel where a Rabbinical court has fined a woman for failing to have her son circumcised.

She’s divorcing the father, and he wants the child circumcised, so they went to Rabbinical court. They want her to pay $140 a day for each day the baby remains uncircumcised.

David, is there any way to bring this to the attention of the MRM? I’m sure they’ll ignore this story if they can, because which way they would jump? With the rebel woman divorcing her husband? Or with the patriarchy–which is insisting on circumcision?

It’s awful for the child and his mother. But I can’t help feeling I’d love to see some MRA heads explode over the story.

cloudiah
10 years ago

@Lady Mondegreen, The story was briefly trending on r/mr, but as always they failed to do anything at all to help an actual human being.

@everyone, Your poetry is amazing. I <3 you all.

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