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Manosphere blogger: “Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.”

Beta male oppressed by feminism.
Beta male oppressed by feminism.

Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”

The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.

Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.

Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.

Feminism is a family which hates itself.

Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.

Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …

Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.

Feminism is alimony and every other weekend

Feminism is a son hating his father

Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …

Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates

Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.

And what do these guys have against women with short hair?

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kittehserf
11 years ago

Feminism is…
Why all my dolls have run
Away to a shelter.

Shall I send you an invoice for that monitor or would you like to use paypal?

Xen
Xen
11 years ago

Short hair is easy to maintain. Enough said.

kittehserf
11 years ago

lana – that’s cool! I’m a cis woman, that’s a current pic of Louis I use in my gravatar (don’t ask how I photoshop his pics, it’ll be the derail to end all derails, lol). In brief, he’s my soulmate, and we’re in contact all the time. Feel free to have a poke round my blog if you like – you can get to it by clicking on my nym. 🙂

(Here endeth the advertising feature.)

Ally S
11 years ago

lana, kittehserf is female.

Also, I’m probably XY, but that doesn’t make me male. I’m a transgender girl and I don’t identify as a guy at all. Chromosomes are a poor way of determining what someone’s gender is.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
11 years ago

LA is bad, but Canada is literally the worst place on earth to be a man!

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

Hunting the mammoth
Drowning on the Titanic
And Sharon Osborne

And yet none of these
Injustices can compare
With dire friendzoning

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

You jealous bitches
Dolls are what men want you know
Hey, come back here, shrew

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

Misandry and hate
Is all feminism is.
Pussies and titties.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

But wait, what about Sweden? And wasn’t Iceland going to ban strip clubs?

Combining conventionally hot blonde women with feminism is the ultimate evil.

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

Dehumanize me!
Said most no woman ever.
Dreams are fleeting fast.

Ally S
11 years ago

Objectifying?
But I like looking at women!
You’re a misandrist!

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Bitches, sluts, whores
Misandry all around me
I want my mommy

lana
lana
11 years ago

lana – that’s cool! I’m a cis woman, that’s a current pic of Louis I use in my gravatar (don’t ask how I photoshop his pics, it’ll be the derail to end all derails, lol). In brief, he’s my soulmate, and we’re in contact all the time. Feel free to have a poke round my blog if you like – you can get to it by clicking on my nym. 🙂

(Here endeth the advertising feature.)

Lol ..I will ! Your soul mate in heaven ..I will check out . (((HUGS)))

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Brad Pitt
Some women like him
Therefore wanting to rape 12 year old girls is OK

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Elevators and spit
My morning height is short
What are boundaries?

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Boundaries
Evil feminist invention
You just don’t want betas to get laid

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

Slutty gold digging
Whores be many in here now.
Me want Madonnas.

lana
lana
11 years ago

lana, kittehserf is female.

Also, I’m probably XY, but that doesn’t make me male. I’m a transgender girl and I don’t identify as a guy at all. Chromosomes are a poor way of determining what someone’s gender is.

I understand that .But it “helps” to understand what a person might be going through as far as typically xy or xx what the “parts are” on the outside verses in the brain .I realize there are exceptions .”Where you are XY with male parts only inside.

I didn’t mean to say chromosomes were an accurate way of determining someones gender.

lana
lana
11 years ago

I want to get back to slut shaming!

kittehserf
11 years ago

Hugs back!

Soulmate and stealer of my clothes.

::sideeyes a certain person lookin’ smug in my tee and new shoes. He doesn’t even have to break ’em in, the swine.::

I ninjaed Ally! Makes a change. ::blows raspberry::

lana
lana
11 years ago

You dirty whore ! You slept with every one but me and I BOUGHT you dinner!!!!!

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

Elevators at
Four AM and will you please
Have coffee with me?

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

There one was a low status fellow
Who used all the game lines he could bellow
‘Behold! I’m so alphay
‘I eat steak, not alfalfa!
‘Yet the females all claim that I smell-o’

Brooked
Brooked
11 years ago

@Buttercup Q Skullpants

They still make those “Love Is….” cartoons with the naked hippie couple? Wow. I have a sudden urge to go listen to Chuck Mangione and eat some space food sticks.

I find the “Love is…” cartoons more disturbing then that idiot Manosphere bloggers, only because someone made a living producing those eyesores.

Enjoyed the Chuck Magione reference. Forget cowbell, we need more flugelhorn!

Dicipres outdid himself with this one:

Feminism is opposing telling girls what they “need” to like (e.g. cooking and dolls) while telling girls what they “need” to like (e.g. engineering and math).

There is some much fail in that one sentence, he’s bracingly unfamiliar with actual lived reality.

Bonus amusement for ‘Reality’ Doug’s comment on the “Feminism is” blog:

Nailed it, including this one which is not obvious: “Feminism is a son hating his father”.

Apparently alienated children is common MRA experience.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

Alpha, not alphay

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