Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”
The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.
Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.
Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.
Feminism is a family which hates itself.
Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.
Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …
Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.
Feminism is alimony and every other weekend
Feminism is a son hating his father
Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …
Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates
Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.
And what do these guys have against women with short hair?
Hard chairs, sore bottom
Penguin whores everywhere too
I’m a bald loser
Is it the speculation Louis X111 may have ben bi sexual?
Incels
More oppressed than anyone
“Fuck you”, say divorced MRAs
Divorced men
More oppressed than incels
Lulzy war begins
[Content note: rape]
I tolerate rape?
No absolutely not
Prison rape is funny
Don’t cry little FeMRA
You were bound to get kicked out
Sooner or later
Feminism is aluminum foil:
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(Yeah, this was just an excuse to post this. 😀 )
And this is our youngest, Master Beta.
Rape allegations
I know all of them are false
Because Kanin said so
lana – yup, Louis’s bisexual, though these days he’s ME sexual, lol. Take a closer look at my gravatar – contrary to what a recent troll thought, it’s not a picture of Guy Fawkes. Or even Guy Fox, as he spelled it. Guy Cat, maybe. 😉
Creepy is the worst
Worse than racist to be called
You need perspective
The most “fascinating” thing about these guys (most of them) Its like “fuck you you fucking whore WE don’t need YOU either.
So lets formulate ways to get married to you really young and you have little option to divorce!
Cuz we dont need you! We TOO can adopt children and have friends!
I’m no misogynist
Harassing women is good
I’m an equalist
[Content note: rape, victim-blaming]
I’m a humanist
Women, don’t get yourselves raped
Human rights movement
Guy Fox day is the traditional holiday in which British children dress up as foxes and run away from toffs on horseback.
I am Tamen
CDC study again
Disingenuous
Ask not for whom the
gina tingles. We have charts
that will tell you, bitch.
Cassandra – and then they dress a dummy in hunting pink and set fire to it.
LOL you deserve a medal for that.
Treat women fairly?
HITLER HITLER HITLER LA
LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Now I want a cover of Metallica’s For Whom The Bell Tolls tweaked to be For Whom The Gina Tingles.
Feminism is…
Why all my dolls have run
Away to a shelter.
No no, LA is bad, on account of California no fault divorce laws.
I wandered lonely as a dude
That mopes and skulks in shopping malls,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of hot females;
Using men’s money to buy coffee,
None would fuck me, feminazis!
So you are XY (male ) but bi-sexual in sexual orientation ?
It doesn’t matter to me .l do do think everyone is on the “cusp” (dawning) of understanding .Understanding breeds tolerance .Knowledge increases tolerance .(not that Im intolerant) .I just know SOOOO many that are.
You don’t owe me any explanation I was curious by the way .I know one thing.I like you .You are a very nice person .So who cares ! I don’t care if you are a bi-sexual ,tans sexual, trans gendered ,homosexual, or heterosexual .
That is not a thing to judge upon .For me its your character .Same with everyone else I meet.
I’m only going this far in my “opinion’ of your sexual orientation because I’m not blind.I see the discrimination .I understand (or empathize) what a struggle it would be for something many get to take for grant it.(((HUGS))))