Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”
The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.
Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.
Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.
Feminism is a family which hates itself.
Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.
Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …
Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.
Feminism is alimony and every other weekend
Feminism is a son hating his father
Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …
Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates
Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.
And what do these guys have against women with short hair?
Feminism is cold heartless laughter and bitter dudebro tears.
Preach it, sister!
I have to admit, every time I see the phrase “All Profits To Charity” on a Paul Newman label, I’m strongly tempted to respond “All Glory To The Hypnotoad”.
I hate feminism
It doesn’t help men as well
You’re a mangina
Feminism is
Not about my boner I
Have many rage feels
You have to switch it around .Like tell them the truth. They usually recoil and start melting.Self destructing.
Boners are
The most important thing ever
Evil feminism denies this
Universe revolves
Around my cock for real
“Sun”? Feminist lie again
Dudebro, your boner
is not my problem EVER.
Take yourself in hand!
(Senryu. Also fun!)
woman lives
her own life happily
rageboner
LOOK its HARD ! The Fem Nazis wasted it!
Bina, GROAN! 😀
MRM is
Claiming to be a master alpha
When you’re really a master beta
(syllable count rules are misandry)
Viva Paul Elam
A brave activist man indeed
Ball manifesto
Misogyny says : Every woman that waste a good boner is a Nazi.
Feminism is hanging over the stair rails to take a photo of this (okay it’s not but I haven’t seen the Carnavalet’s website before, and squee!)
Feminism is
Something I hate lots because
It’s not about me.
They stole my ice cream
Blame feminazis for that
Always oppressive
“Ball manifesto” is the best unintentionally ironic coincidence ever.
“Ball manifesto” set me snickering.
The MRM is
A great human rights movement –
ROTFL!
“Master Beta” will hereby become my new designation everytime one of these clowns starts wanking and I list him on my weekly wankapedia…heeheehee.
feminism
kills men
incels
I’m a nice guy yo
Why won’t you date me you bitch
Learn to take a joke
Slut-shaming dudebros
burn their fedoras in rage–
oh, the misandry!
Me penis-haver
Me deserve supermodel
Ugh! Grunt! Belch! Darwin!