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Manosphere blogger: “Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.”

Beta male oppressed by feminism.
Beta male oppressed by feminism.

Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”

The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.

Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.

Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.

Feminism is a family which hates itself.

Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.

Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …

Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.

Feminism is alimony and every other weekend

Feminism is a son hating his father

Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …

Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates

Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.

And what do these guys have against women with short hair?

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kittehserf
7 years ago

Feminism is cold heartless laughter and bitter dudebro tears.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

FTFY. Because Paul Newman.

Preach it, sister!

I have to admit, every time I see the phrase “All Profits To Charity” on a Paul Newman label, I’m strongly tempted to respond “All Glory To The Hypnotoad”.

Ally S
7 years ago

I hate feminism
It doesn’t help men as well
You’re a mangina

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Feminism is
Not about my boner I
Have many rage feels

lana
lana
7 years ago

@lana Oh, BURN! 😛

You have to switch it around .Like tell them the truth. They usually recoil and start melting.Self destructing.

CassandraSays
7 years ago

Boners are
The most important thing ever
Evil feminism denies this

CassandraSays
7 years ago

Universe revolves
Around my cock for real
“Sun”? Feminist lie again

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

Dudebro, your boner
is not my problem EVER.
Take yourself in hand!

(Senryu. Also fun!)

kittehserf
7 years ago

woman lives
her own life happily
rageboner

lana
lana
7 years ago

LOOK its HARD ! The Fem Nazis wasted it!

kittehserf
7 years ago

Bina, GROAN! 😀

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

MRM is
Claiming to be a master alpha
When you’re really a master beta

(syllable count rules are misandry)

Ally S
7 years ago

Viva Paul Elam
A brave activist man indeed
Ball manifesto

lana
lana
7 years ago

Misogyny says : Every woman that waste a good boner is a Nazi.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Feminism is hanging over the stair rails to take a photo of this (okay it’s not but I haven’t seen the Carnavalet’s website before, and squee!)

serrana
7 years ago

Feminism is
Something I hate lots because
It’s not about me.

Ally S
7 years ago

They stole my ice cream
Blame feminazis for that
Always oppressive

CassandraSays
7 years ago

“Ball manifesto” is the best unintentionally ironic coincidence ever.

kittehserf
7 years ago

“Ball manifesto” set me snickering.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
7 years ago

The MRM is
A great human rights movement –
ROTFL!

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

“Master Beta” will hereby become my new designation everytime one of these clowns starts wanking and I list him on my weekly wankapedia…heeheehee.

kittehserf
7 years ago

feminism
kills men
incels

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

I’m a nice guy yo
Why won’t you date me you bitch
Learn to take a joke

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

Slut-shaming dudebros
burn their fedoras in rage–
oh, the misandry!

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

Me penis-haver
Me deserve supermodel
Ugh! Grunt! Belch! Darwin!

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Hard chairs, sore bottom
Penguin whores everywhere too
I’m a bald loser

lana
lana
7 years ago

Feminism is hanging over the stair rails to take a photo of this (okay it’s not but I haven’t seen the Carnavalet’s website before, and squee!)

Is it the speculation Louis X111 may have ben bi sexual?

CassandraSays
7 years ago

Incels
More oppressed than anyone
“Fuck you”, say divorced MRAs

CassandraSays
7 years ago

Divorced men
More oppressed than incels
Lulzy war begins

Ally S
7 years ago

[Content note: rape]

I tolerate rape?
No absolutely not
Prison rape is funny

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Don’t cry little FeMRA
You were bound to get kicked out
Sooner or later

naltia
naltia
7 years ago

Feminism is aluminum foil:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsnrI69Po3c&w=560&h=315]

(Yeah, this was just an excuse to post this. 😀 )

Ally S
7 years ago

Rape allegations
I know all of them are false
Because Kanin said so

kittehserf
7 years ago

lana – yup, Louis’s bisexual, though these days he’s ME sexual, lol. Take a closer look at my gravatar – contrary to what a recent troll thought, it’s not a picture of Guy Fawkes. Or even Guy Fox, as he spelled it. Guy Cat, maybe. 😉

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Creepy is the worst
Worse than racist to be called
You need perspective

lana
lana
7 years ago

The most “fascinating” thing about these guys (most of them) Its like “fuck you you fucking whore WE don’t need YOU either.

So lets formulate ways to get married to you really young and you have little option to divorce!

Cuz we dont need you! We TOO can adopt children and have friends!

Ally S
7 years ago

I’m no misogynist
Harassing women is good
I’m an equalist

Ally S
7 years ago

[Content note: rape, victim-blaming]

I’m a humanist
Women, don’t get yourselves raped
Human rights movement

CassandraSays
7 years ago

Guy Fox day is the traditional holiday in which British children dress up as foxes and run away from toffs on horseback.

Ally S
7 years ago

I am Tamen
CDC study again
Disingenuous

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

Ask not for whom the
gina tingles. We have charts
that will tell you, bitch.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Cassandra – and then they dress a dummy in hunting pink and set fire to it.

Ally S
7 years ago

Me penis-haver
Me deserve supermodel
Ugh! Grunt! Belch! Darwin!

LOL you deserve a medal for that.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

Treat women fairly?
HITLER HITLER HITLER LA
LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU

CassandraSays
7 years ago

Now I want a cover of Metallica’s For Whom The Bell Tolls tweaked to be For Whom The Gina Tingles.

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
7 years ago

Feminism is…
Why all my dolls have run
Away to a shelter.

CassandraSays
7 years ago

No no, LA is bad, on account of California no fault divorce laws.

kittehserf
7 years ago

I wandered lonely as a dude
That mopes and skulks in shopping malls,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of hot females;
Using men’s money to buy coffee,
None would fuck me, feminazis!

lana
lana
7 years ago

lana – yup, Louis’s bisexual, though these days he’s ME sexual, lol. Take a closer look at my gravatar – contrary to what a recent troll thought, it’s not a picture of Guy Fawkes. Or even Guy Fox, as he spelled it. Guy Cat, maybe. 😉

So you are XY (male ) but bi-sexual in sexual orientation ?

It doesn’t matter to me .l do do think everyone is on the “cusp” (dawning) of understanding .Understanding breeds tolerance .Knowledge increases tolerance .(not that Im intolerant) .I just know SOOOO many that are.

You don’t owe me any explanation I was curious by the way .I know one thing.I like you .You are a very nice person .So who cares ! I don’t care if you are a bi-sexual ,tans sexual, trans gendered ,homosexual, or heterosexual .

That is not a thing to judge upon .For me its your character .Same with everyone else I meet.

I’m only going this far in my “opinion’ of your sexual orientation because I’m not blind.I see the discrimination .I understand (or empathize) what a struggle it would be for something many get to take for grant it.(((HUGS))))