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Manosphere blogger: “Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.”

Beta male oppressed by feminism.
Beta male oppressed by feminism.

Does anyone read newspaper comics any more? Does anyone even remember reading newspaper comics? One of the worst of the bunch is a mawkish little one-panel strip called “Love is …,” with a simple formula: a little drawing of a plump, happy, naked couple (minus sex organs), with a caption starting off with the words “love is.” The more popular strips were turned into greeting cards. I actually have an oil painting someone made of the Love is couple that I found in a thrift store for $1.47. The caption: “Love is … letting him win once in a while.”

The strip began in 1970, and the creator turned it over to the current writer and artist in 1975. I have no fucking idea how on earth he can come up with a new “love is” caption every day. His life must be some kind of existential hell. He must spend hours just staring out the window looking for inspiration. Love is … a dog taking a shit, no. Love is … a fat guy waiting for a bus … no. Love is … sitting alone in my underwear wondering what has gone wrong with my life.

Anyway, the reactionary Manosphere blogger Dicipres has decided to do a similar thing with the phrase “feminism is.” Only without the little naked couple. Here are some of his captions-without-pictures.

Feminism is a morbidly obese, sexually promiscuous, short-haired, tattooed, cussing beast whom no man can ever love or trust.

Feminism is a family which hates itself.

Feminism is a line drawn inside your home between you and your wife.

Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …

Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.

Feminism is alimony and every other weekend

Feminism is a son hating his father

Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …

Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates

Yeah. I don’t think any of those are going to work as greeting cards.

And what do these guys have against women with short hair?

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Ally S
8 years ago

Feminism is the derivative of x squared divided by the square root of y.

Feminism is chocolate.

Feminism is Ruby running on the Java Virtual Machine – also known as JRuby.

Feminism is my backpack.

Feminism is this train I’m riding on.

Feminism is a metal chair that i’m sitting on.

Feminism is a window.

Feminism is my laptop’s terrible keyboard.

Feminism is post-industrial rock.

Feminism is grass.

Feminism is metal rails.

See? I can make (no) sense as well.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

I have short hair and tattoos, but I’m not sure what the fuck he means by cussing.

Since I’m married, I clearly suckered one guy into trusting/loving me. I’m Slut Emeritus now.

Redcap
Redcap
8 years ago

I fail to see a problem with those last two. Well, maybe not “demographic annihilation”, but we could certainly do with less babies all around.

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

Feminism is my Latin homework.

Feminism is my box of sushi after I ate all of the sushi.

Feminism is the mostly full bottle of water on the library desk.

Feminism is the headache I got after reading the “feminism is _____” stuff

Feminism is the disgust at the idea that I would fap to being raped.

Feminism is the disgust at the idea that people actually ASKED to be raped.

Feminism is the fart that I give in the MRA’s general direction.

Feminism is for whom the bell tolls.

Feminism is what I say it is.

Feminism is.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

quantumscale
8 years ago

Feminism is a demographic annihilation due to low birth rates

Just had to get a little bit of racism in there too, didn’t he?

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

Feminism is YELLOW FUCKING PERIL. *nod*

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Feminism is equality as the only measure for progress of a society …

This is my favorite one. Just stop for a moment and ponder the sheer selfish assholery it took to write that.

quantumscale
8 years ago

Yeah, racists need to be sneaky these days.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Feminism is a metal chair that i’m sitting on.

Hard chairs are misandry!

Feminism is a tuna sandwich.

Feminism is finding cat furs in something you just opened.

Feminism is a kayak with a poop deck.

Feminism is photographs of your hubby stuck all over your desk.

Feminism is being subservient to the Furrinati.

A feminism is a feminism is a feminism.

Feminism, feminism, wherefore art thou feminism?

quantumscale
8 years ago

Equality isn’t the only measure of progress, but it’s a pretty damn good one.

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

CassandraSays – Freudian slip anyone?

kittehserf
8 years ago

Feminism is YELLOW FUCKING PERIL. *nod*

It’s a much-mocked sculpture in Melbourne? :O

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Feminism is WHY DON’T WOMEN LIKE ME?

kittehserf
8 years ago

Feminism is WHY CAN’T I MAKE THEM DO WHAT I WANT?

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

kittehs – :O HOWDIDYOUFINDOURBASEOFOPERATI–

Ahem. I mean, what are you talking about? *innocent face*

Feminism is ANTI-RACIST IS CODEWORD FOR ANTI-WHITE

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Feminism is THEY SEEM TO LIKE OTHER MEN, LIKE THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH THE HOT GIRLFRIEND, SO WHY WON’T THEY FUCK ME?

Women being able to choose their own partners is misandry.

(I wish I was kidding about the last part and it wasn’t an actual thing that they believe.)

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

“FUCK YOUR EQUALITY! I GOT A HAWT WHITE INCUBATOR TO FUCK!”

Damn it, this is a mocking, not a statement of reality.

Ally S
8 years ago

Feminism scheminism!

Ally S
8 years ago

schmeminism*

MaudeLL
8 years ago

This guy must get together with Fidelbogen to write a manifesto. Now.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Alice – the Furrinati are watching you. Every move. Everywhere you go.

http://youtu.be/8HEhuOMN-H0

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Radical thought! Maybe it’s not feminism that made your son hate you. Maybe you just weren’t a very good parent.

Alice Sanguinaria
8 years ago

kittehs – Everything you do/everywhere you go/anything we want/anything. O_O

kittehserf
8 years ago

Common denominator is another idea these guys don’t get. Women in general back away from you? Your own kid hates you? Since we can pretty well rule out “racial/sexual/other minority that gets treated like shit by society in general” with the Whiney White Duderbros, I wonder just what could be the reason any given MRA is despised?

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Finding out that your own kid hates you would prompt most people to do some soul searching. These guys just go “hey, must be the feminism”.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Definitely. The kid’s been brainwashed and is betraying his sex/falling in line with the hivemind.

(Needless to say, they wouldn’t accept that their child’s nonbinary.)

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

Feminism is…SCENTED FUCKING CANDLES.

Feminism is…SECRET INTERNET FATTIES.

Feminism is…DESIGNER FUCKING PURSES.

Feminism is…

lana
lana
8 years ago

Feminism is women hating misogynist aren’t going to be able to get a first date let alone dupe a woman into marrying them .

Feminism is “men” incapable of love besides his ‘dick in a box” are going be left with just that .His dick in a box.

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

…the antidote to the Manosphere’s Stoopid.

lana
lana
8 years ago

Common denominator is another idea these guys don’t get. Women in general back away from you? Your own kid hates you?

Hate is a pretty strong word so it must be as a result of feminist.

lana
lana
8 years ago

I love that cat in the TUB!

Fi
Fi
8 years ago

Feminism is racism against creeps. Also:

Feminism is THEY SEEM TO LIKE OTHER MEN, LIKE THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH THE HOT GIRLFRIEND, SO WHY WON’T THEY FUCK ME?

In other words: THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY!

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Maybe their kids wouldn’t hate them if their theme song wasn’t Beat on the Brat.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
8 years ago

They still make those “Love Is….” cartoons with the naked hippie couple? Wow. I have a sudden urge to go listen to Chuck Mangione and eat some space food sticks.

Feminism is…..complimenting someone’s hat!

Feminism is…..ranch dressing on the salad of civilization!

Feminism is Keane! It’s pure Keane! No, it’s greater than Keane…it’s Cugat!

Feminism is the Tower of Pisa! it’s the smile on the Mona Lisa! It’s the National Gallery, Garbo’s salary…..it’s cellophane!

P.S.: I’m pretty sure short hair, salty language, and dysfunctional families existed before feminism.

lana
lana
8 years ago

Feminism is a woman furious over ‘rape culture’ and who masturbates while fantasizing being beaten and raped. …

Feminism is a woman that would rather masturbate while fantasizing of being beaten and raped ……than have to have sex with you in real life.

CassandraSays
8 years ago

Feminism is women being able to publicly admit that their own hand is better than being in a relationship with a man they don’t like.

(This one is actually true.)

kittehserf
8 years ago

Feminism is… Paul Newman ranch dressing on the salad of civilization!

FTFY. Because Paul Newman.

Feminism is the Tower of Pisa! it’s the smile on the Mona Lisa! It’s the National Gallery, Garbo’s salary…..it’s cellophane!

Feminism is portraits by de Champaigne! It’s the scaffolding on the roof of the Assembly Rooms in Bath! It’s the Musee Carnavalet! It’s Phil Harding’s hat!

MollyRen (@MollyRen)
8 years ago

@lana Oh, BURN! 😛

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
8 years ago

Feminism is as feminism does

Feminism is like a box of chocolates

Feminism is the Matrix

Feminism is another day

Feminism is going to need a bigger boat

Feminism is walking here!

Feminism is watching the skies!

lana
lana
8 years ago

Feminism is a woman who cannot be loved anymore since she hates the domineering man she lusts and sexually despises the submissive man she likes.

Feminism is knowing this is so much BS by an MRA guy she spots you out in 2 seconds flat. And warns her female relatives and friends to stay away from you .

lana
lana
8 years ago

Sir Bodsworth !

I love Forest!

kittehserf
8 years ago

lana, hear, hear!

CassandraSays
8 years ago

The MRM is Chicken Little. It’s been telling everyone that the sky is falling for so long that sensible people don’t even bother glancing up when they hear it any more.

quantumscale
8 years ago

I think he’s implying that his son hates him because his ex-wife got full custody and is brainwashing the kid. Because she’s an evil feminist.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
8 years ago

Feminism is,
like, a haiku, but it’s a
real ball-buster, man.

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

Feminism is a woman not giving a shit what some bitter little troll thinks of her.

Feminism is laughing one’s ass off at these pathetic excuses for humanity.

Feminism is eating an MRA’s lunch, washing it down with his tears, and belching in his face.

Feminism is all about being un-pick-up-able, and not giving a rat’s ass.

Feminism is getting these guys’ collective goat.

Say, this is fun!

lana
lana
8 years ago

lana, hear, hear!

Cheers!

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