Over on Random Xpat Rantings the terrible excuse for a human being who calls himself Xplat sets forth an intriguing proposition: for men in search of sexy times, having money is the equivalent of a woman having tits.
In other words, it’s not absolutely necessary for a man to have big bucks to garner the attention of the opposite sex, just as it’s not absolutely necessary for a woman to have something in the tit department in order to garner the attention of men, but it helps. A lot.
Oh, by the way, the title of the post in which he sets forth this theory is “ALL women are inherently gold diggers down to their pussy juice.”
Let’s let him explain, in his own icky way:
Women know their value. They know they can trade their value for their benefit. In [South-East Asia] this is not a dirty little secret. It’s not even an open secret. It’s just a fact of life. Money is part of the equation, blatantly and openly. …
Money-and-power-and-social-status is exactly equal to breasts. It can be a cause of sexual attraction in and of itself, and can maintain a relationship when there is nothing else being offered.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure when someone is literally interested in nothing about you except your money, you’re not actually in a “relationship” with that person.
Women aren’t men with vaginas. Their sexual attraction triggers are different. It’s not just that they fuck for food. Not JUST a matter of pragmatic sales of a service. Actual attraction is ALSO involved.
I like big bucks and I cannot lie?
Now, of course Xsplat here is challenging the common PUA gospel that men shouldn’t rely on money to win over their “targets” but rather on being cool and caddish and, you know, going to places where there’s a good chance a lot of the women will be pretty drunk.
Manospherians hampsterbate about this with a zillion “ya buts”. Ya, but you don’t NEED money. Yup, and girls don’t NEED tits.
Having tits is better and more attractive anyway, and girls with tits can get more and better quality men.
Having money is better in exactly the same way. You don’t see many flat chested Penthouse centerfolds, nor are there many broke romance novel heros.
Well, I don’t know much about romance novels, but from what I hear there’s a shitload of slash fiction about two dudes named Sam and Dean who basically live out of their car.
It’s not the case that SOME girls are gold diggers.
It’s just a matter of all the gold diggers mining for gold in different ways.
And of course all of this turns out to be a justification for Xplat’s own use of his relative wealth, as a western expat living in Southeast Asia, to exploit impoverished women for sex.
For me sex is about ecstatic intimacy. Money helps to get more intimacy with a greater percentage of girls, and higher quality girls. I choose to allow egoic esteem to include finances. Money is not cheating. Money helps to skin the cat. Money is not separate from my fantastic ethereal self. Money is part of what I am; part and parcel of what I am to a woman.
That’s got to be one of the creepiest and most delusional excuses for sexual exploitation I think I’ve ever run across in the three years of doing this blog.
PS ‘mah belleh’ was lolspeak, it wasn’t taking off anyone’s accent. Well, except kitties’, maybe.
The “having tits” thing is also lulzy. Most women have breasts, yes? What he appears to mean is “having big tits”, but that’s not actually the same thing.
Ugh. Bullying is awful. Hope your acquaintance is okay, LBT. Your husband, too. And jedi hugs if you want them.
Expecting dudes to use the actual names for women’s body parts is misandry!
My tits have done nothing for me. I’ll be sure to give them a stern talking to.
OT (but it’s cat related, dunno if that’s ever really OT), but just now in “questions I never thought I’d ask,” tonight’s was “Who left the poop stain on the duvet?” Really, cats? Butt cleaning fail.
Barring a mastectomy, yup.
And no, big ones are not a magic ticket to a great life with a superlative partner. If anything, they seem to bring the hyenas out of the woods.
(LBT, hang in there! Hugs if you want ’em.)
@Kittehs, it’s also obscene. What state was that where the legislator was chastised for using the word “uterus” when arguing against an abortion restriction bill? Or was it “vagina”? In either case, he was shut down for using obscene language. Proper medical terminology is unchristian! Or something.
Yeah, it’ll be okay. It’s actually pervocracy, a Boobzer emeritus! I feel bad that he’s getting trolled. And hubby’s just feeling the pressure of us moving soon, but not yet, and so we’re stuck cooling our heels and living out of a backpack for the next month plus. Plus holidays are just ASS. They’re such a fucking misery, and I wish they didn’t exist.
But maybe we’ll feel a bit better and Mac’ll cook something good for Thanksgiving dinner, some ungodly chicken pasta veggie stir fry thing.
Proper medical terminology of the female reproductive system is an atheist feminazi gay Jewish Furrinati commie pinko Muslim Freemanson conspiracy!
For that reason, we shall forever more refer to the female reproductive system as “vajayjay” and “down there”! IT HAS BEEN RULED!
*bangs gavel*
LBT – Oh, so do I refer to Cliff as he/his/him? I wasn’t sure, I’ve been reading zir blog and I know about the gender question, but I never found out what the resolution was.
Also, oh man, that REALLY sucks. 🙁
Jeez, some shitbag’s trolling Cliff? I hope he shuts the dirtbag down quicksmart.
Unimaginative – arrgh, my eyes just rolled out again.
Alice –
::dies::
hellkell – correct, cat stuff is never OT.
I think I had cat poo on pajamas recently, which would be a Fribbie butt-cleaning fail.
Shit…Is it anything we can help? Like, is it public trolling or PMs?
RE: Alice
I think Cliff has mentioned he doesn’t really care? *spreads hands* I’m not entirely sure.
As for the nature of the bullying… well, see for yourself.
Also, ALL THE WARNINGS for suicide and OMGWTFery.
A continuation of ALL THE WARNINGS.
So, if I understand this correctly, Dude came up with an app to help people identify predators. Cliff had some concerns about how useful and effective it would be in real life. Dude took extreme offence at being thus critiqued and pulled out Every. Single. Bullshit. Internet. Troll. talking point that exists to not only rebuke him, but insist Cliff should die for not cheering Dude on.
And Cliff is the bully. Fuck sake.
What. The. Fuck?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
That person needs to fuck a cactus. Telling people that they should totally kill themselves is NOT cool. In fact, it makes you an asshole, and FUCK THEM.
LBT – Good to know. I guess at some point I should ask Cliff directly, so that I know for sure.
Yup. You see why I’m horrified. Especially since this is a guy I’ve actually met and advertised our shit once. I want him far, far away from me, and I want nothing to do with him.
WTF!?
RE: Alice
But it’s to fight bullying, guys! How can you not understand the elegant glory that is his solution to bullying! JUST MAKE BULLIES KILL THEMSELVES! It’s genius!
(Sorry, that was me reacting to the “if you’re still alive” comments directed at Cliff.)
LBT – Oh of course. All we need to do is tell bullies to go kill themselves, and bullying will be solved! FUCK people who have been suicidal and would find offense at this strategy, and FUCK decent people! SOLVE BULLYING! GO KILL YOURSELVES BULLIES!
/sarcasm
It’s okay, David. My reaction was pretty much the same. And I know it’s off-topic, it’s just… it’s HORRIBLE. I mean, I’m used to people like NWO and Tom Martin and Antz, but this just horrifies me, especially because this guy, he styles himself a goddamn activist, and people BELIEVE it.
I’ve been trying to support Cliff (though I don’t know him that well), and I’ve also been warning my kink friends in Ohio, so they can warn their kink friends, and hopefully get him barred from the scenes there. But it just horrifies and appalls me, y’know?
OP – How thoroughly have you failed as a human being when you’re proudly declaring that money is part and parcel of what you are? Even most rich, entitled assholes like to pretend that their money is a sign of their awesomeness, not an integral part of it.
LBT – Somebody’s bullying Cliff? Fucker. What can we do about this?