Over on Random Xpat Rantings the terrible excuse for a human being who calls himself Xplat sets forth an intriguing proposition: for men in search of sexy times, having money is the equivalent of a woman having tits.
In other words, it’s not absolutely necessary for a man to have big bucks to garner the attention of the opposite sex, just as it’s not absolutely necessary for a woman to have something in the tit department in order to garner the attention of men, but it helps. A lot.
Oh, by the way, the title of the post in which he sets forth this theory is “ALL women are inherently gold diggers down to their pussy juice.”
Let’s let him explain, in his own icky way:
Women know their value. They know they can trade their value for their benefit. In [South-East Asia] this is not a dirty little secret. It’s not even an open secret. It’s just a fact of life. Money is part of the equation, blatantly and openly. …
Money-and-power-and-social-status is exactly equal to breasts. It can be a cause of sexual attraction in and of itself, and can maintain a relationship when there is nothing else being offered.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure when someone is literally interested in nothing about you except your money, you’re not actually in a “relationship” with that person.
Women aren’t men with vaginas. Their sexual attraction triggers are different. It’s not just that they fuck for food. Not JUST a matter of pragmatic sales of a service. Actual attraction is ALSO involved.
I like big bucks and I cannot lie?
Now, of course Xsplat here is challenging the common PUA gospel that men shouldn’t rely on money to win over their “targets” but rather on being cool and caddish and, you know, going to places where there’s a good chance a lot of the women will be pretty drunk.
Manospherians hampsterbate about this with a zillion “ya buts”. Ya, but you don’t NEED money. Yup, and girls don’t NEED tits.
Having tits is better and more attractive anyway, and girls with tits can get more and better quality men.
Having money is better in exactly the same way. You don’t see many flat chested Penthouse centerfolds, nor are there many broke romance novel heros.
Well, I don’t know much about romance novels, but from what I hear there’s a shitload of slash fiction about two dudes named Sam and Dean who basically live out of their car.
It’s not the case that SOME girls are gold diggers.
It’s just a matter of all the gold diggers mining for gold in different ways.
And of course all of this turns out to be a justification for Xplat’s own use of his relative wealth, as a western expat living in Southeast Asia, to exploit impoverished women for sex.
For me sex is about ecstatic intimacy. Money helps to get more intimacy with a greater percentage of girls, and higher quality girls. I choose to allow egoic esteem to include finances. Money is not cheating. Money helps to skin the cat. Money is not separate from my fantastic ethereal self. Money is part of what I am; part and parcel of what I am to a woman.
That’s got to be one of the creepiest and most delusional excuses for sexual exploitation I think I’ve ever run across in the three years of doing this blog.
Sexual Cognitive Dissonance Competition! Which will implode first, his brain or his peen?
There is no way for these guys to refer to vaginas that doesn’t make mine want to seal itself.
Same here. Every time I read anything written by an MRA, a polar bear pops its head out of my vagina and asks for a cup of hot chocolate.
Dammit Buttercup, I’ll be sending you a bill for that chart I was working on!
Alas, kittehs, I have zero money right now. Will you accept an I.O.U, for some boobs?
*rolls eyes* If tits are money, how come I could never buy dinner with my rack? And why did it cost me so much money to get rid of them? Truly if my tits were worth that much, someone would’ve been paying ME for them!
It can be a cause of sexual attraction in and of itself,
How many people are sexually attracted to money, really? I have yet to meet a woman who made a dildo out of dollars. (Though I’m sure somewhere, SOMEONE has.)
Their sexual attraction triggers are different.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM A MAN ERGO THE EXPERT ON FEMALE SEXUALITY.
It’s not just that they fuck for food.
Wow. Sex to avoid starvation. That sure sounds like a relationship.
girls with tits can get more and better quality men.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF MY MANLINESS AND MY GIANT TITS.
For me sex is about ecstatic intimacy.
AND TITS AND MONEY AND MANLINESS.
Money is part of what I am; part and parcel of what I am to a woman.
This man is going to be so sad if he ever ends up broke.
RE: Kittehs
this scumbag’s a rapist, because how many sex workers are really in a position to say no?
I think that sex workers in general probably wouldn’t appreciate having someone who hasn’t been in the trade to claim what they have and haven’t experienced. Some sex workers are in a position to say yes and no to things. Some people in other lines of work AREN’T in a position to say no. I’m just not comfortable with this.
RE: bodycrimes
“Maybe we need a site to upload pictures of our tits to? Then watch the money and status roll in!”
Tom Martin was arguing we needed to do it for free. You know, to prove we weren’t gold-digging whores.
I know a few lesbian women who work in a brothel and they do such a great job of screeching in ecstasy that you can hear them in reception and I swear to God a couple of the men who were waiting to be ‘serviced’ actually said ‘Can I have that one!!’ When they leave they grin like Cheshire cats and you can see their whole I’m da bomb!! swagger as they go out the door and back to work. (They go in their lunch break and quite a few of them are married). It’s pathetic really. The irony that it’s actually lesbians faking it and taking money off them makes me want to laugh and never stop.
Plus, every woman they’ve ever had sex with has claimed it was rape afterward, even though they totally got signed, written consent notarized beforehand. Because nobody is ever allowed to withdraw consent when things start getting weird and painful.
It’s not just that they fuck for food.
It’s not just that they fuck for food.
It’s not just that they fuck for food.
It’s not just that they fuck for food.
LBT, did you read Alice’s comment here that I was agreeing with?
I didn’t say no sex workers are. I asked how many. I’m also not willing to give this scumbag the benefit of the doubt.
Also, what thebewilderness quoted.
@Buttercup, thank goodness I didn’t grab that bottle of Jones soda because this:
Made me LOL very hard.
You know, it occurs to me that I have yet to encounter the blockquote monster. Is there something wrong with me, I wonder?
I remember a piece on the ABC (the Australian public broadcasting thing, not the American thing) that tried to combat the myth that all healthy labia look the same. I wonder if that myth is part of why these guys seem to really hate vaginas.
Alex, you’ve done it now – stuck your head above the parapet.
In a best case scenario, which I’m gonna go ahead and give him, dude, you’re bragging about paying prostitutes for sex. Oh, and something about big tits. Which, honestly, if you’re in Southeast Asia, you haven’t been seeing a lot of. At least not real ones. But at the end of the day, you are bragging about paying for sex, from prostitutes, who are not golddiggers, because THEY ARE ACTUALLY PROSTITUTES. You know, like, professionals. Golddiggers are hobbyists looking to get married. C’mon, now, get your stereotypes right.
You are just her job. That’s it, pal. A job.
Shorter creeper
“Some women do survival sex work so that they can afford to eat, therefore all women are sexually aroused by money. BTW, I failed economics in high school.”
True. This guy is a creeper to the bone.
From his post: “Money-and-power-and-social-status is exactly equal to breasts.”
Really? Can your money-and-power-and-social-status feed babies? Can your money-and-power-and-social-status act as a pillow for someone you love? Can your money-and-power-and-social-status warm your hands on a winter’s night? Can they be motorboated? Can they alert you to improper use of a hyphen?
Because my breast can do all those things.
O.O bbeaty, you have a superpower!
Jeez, I’m glad mine don’t do that. I don’t need more bits of the anatomy wanting to proofread.
Shit, if my boobs were able to proofread, I’d have an A cup due to all of the exercise. 😛
No, Grandpa Grodyguts, it’s ALL you are to these women, because you’re PAYING them to feign interest and fake orgasms. Were you to drop dead tomorrow, nobody would miss you. Your wallet, maybe, but not YOU. Put THAT in your “egoic esteem” and smoke it, old fart.
Sorry, Kittehs. I’m just tetchy today, for reasons completely unrelated to anyone here. (An acquaintance is getting really gruesomely bullied online by someone else, at a level that actually makes the trolls HERE look civil. It’s… really awful, and I want to be helpful, but there’s not much more I can do at this point, plus my husband feels pretty shitty and just ugh all around.)
O RLY? I have quite the pair, but they haven’t yet snared me a prince. Been eyed up by a lot of douchebags, but I don’t exactly count that as sexual success.
LBT – 🙁 I’m sorry about your acquaintance (bullying freaking SUCKS), and hope that your husband feels better and not so shitty.
LBT – no worries from me, and I’m really sorry your friend’s copping that horrible shit. Long distance hugs for you and Mac.
Alice – hmm, now if I could teach mah belleh to proofread … this could be the ultimate exercise regime!