Over on Random Xpat Rantings the terrible excuse for a human being who calls himself Xplat sets forth an intriguing proposition: for men in search of sexy times, having money is the equivalent of a woman having tits.
In other words, it’s not absolutely necessary for a man to have big bucks to garner the attention of the opposite sex, just as it’s not absolutely necessary for a woman to have something in the tit department in order to garner the attention of men, but it helps. A lot.
Oh, by the way, the title of the post in which he sets forth this theory is “ALL women are inherently gold diggers down to their pussy juice.”
Let’s let him explain, in his own icky way:
Women know their value. They know they can trade their value for their benefit. In [South-East Asia] this is not a dirty little secret. It’s not even an open secret. It’s just a fact of life. Money is part of the equation, blatantly and openly. …
Money-and-power-and-social-status is exactly equal to breasts. It can be a cause of sexual attraction in and of itself, and can maintain a relationship when there is nothing else being offered.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure when someone is literally interested in nothing about you except your money, you’re not actually in a “relationship” with that person.
Women aren’t men with vaginas. Their sexual attraction triggers are different. It’s not just that they fuck for food. Not JUST a matter of pragmatic sales of a service. Actual attraction is ALSO involved.
I like big bucks and I cannot lie?
Now, of course Xsplat here is challenging the common PUA gospel that men shouldn’t rely on money to win over their “targets” but rather on being cool and caddish and, you know, going to places where there’s a good chance a lot of the women will be pretty drunk.
Manospherians hampsterbate about this with a zillion “ya buts”. Ya, but you don’t NEED money. Yup, and girls don’t NEED tits.
Having tits is better and more attractive anyway, and girls with tits can get more and better quality men.
Having money is better in exactly the same way. You don’t see many flat chested Penthouse centerfolds, nor are there many broke romance novel heros.
Well, I don’t know much about romance novels, but from what I hear there’s a shitload of slash fiction about two dudes named Sam and Dean who basically live out of their car.
It’s not the case that SOME girls are gold diggers.
It’s just a matter of all the gold diggers mining for gold in different ways.
And of course all of this turns out to be a justification for Xplat’s own use of his relative wealth, as a western expat living in Southeast Asia, to exploit impoverished women for sex.
For me sex is about ecstatic intimacy. Money helps to get more intimacy with a greater percentage of girls, and higher quality girls. I choose to allow egoic esteem to include finances. Money is not cheating. Money helps to skin the cat. Money is not separate from my fantastic ethereal self. Money is part of what I am; part and parcel of what I am to a woman.
That’s got to be one of the creepiest and most delusional excuses for sexual exploitation I think I’ve ever run across in the three years of doing this blog.
neuroticbeagle – You’re saying that men should be reduced to a body part? MISANDRY!!11!
(1) The majority (if not all) of the women I deal with trade physical sexual favours for money.
(2) Therefore, the fact that I have money and they have sex with me proves that women only care about money!
THE LOGIC!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!
Well, sure, if you think women and girls are things to be bought and not people. Fuck you you fucking fuck.
(I may or may not be a little bit drunk right now.)
Drunk but Coherent! 😀
@kittehs: He may not have any money today, but I’m fairly certain at one point he owned some really prime real estate.
IIRC, this guy claims to be in “relationships” with two womem, one 18 years old — he refers to her as “the 18” — and one a bit older, don’t remember her age. I think he’s set them up in separate apartments, or something along those lines.
O/T but my sister works in retail and is working both Thanksgiving Day and Black Friday–with, from what I understood from my mother, almost the minimum time between the two shifts.
I think the whole “retail open on Thanksgiving” is a symptom of some really fucked up things about US culture. I mean, there are some things that have to be open all the time, but retail is not one of them.
She does get the full weekend off, though, so at least we’ll be able to see each other (I’m going down on Wednesday and coming back on Sunday).
Why is this guy boasting that he’s able to buy the services of prostitutes? Is he expecting a cooky for it?
Also, “gold diggers all the way down to their pussy juices” is unintentionally hilarious. Either miners are getting desperate, or the Earth’s mantle is weirder than I thought.
“Pussy juices” “gina tingles”, and I know I’m missing others. There is no way for these guys to refer to vaginas that doesn’t make mine want to seal itself.
QFT
@Kittenserf: “Masturbating in someone else’s body”–that’s a really really good way to put that. A creepy creepy good way. Reminds me of the passage in “The Handmaid’s Tale” where she’s describing the Ceremony.
@Falconer – true, he did! 😀
@Buttercup – that’s one weird mining image!
@Alex – same here. Those dudes are so desperate to get access to that part of our bodies, yet they can’t hide their fear and loathing. They’re essentially complaining that vaginas lubricate, and that women feel sexual attraction or pleasure. Which, I suppose, makes sense, because the attraction and pleasure aren’t in response to them.
@canuck – I can’t claim credit for the masturbating description, I’m afraid! It certainly sums up what enduring PiV with one of them would be like, though.
There is something very odd about a straight man who’s repulsed by any evidence of arousal in a woman.
You get the feeling some of them never got over not being able to fuck Barbie.
Could just be that any sign that a woman might be enjoying herself ruins the pleasure they take in making her do something she hates.
This dude makes my fantastic ethereal self want to barf.
He’s taking advantage of poor women and dressing it up in purple prose. Fuck this guy. If he really had money, he’d try to pull this shit here.
Is there just something about being an “expat” that makes people like three times as likely to turn awful? Like a couple my mum used to know. Perfectly nice people until they moved to Dubai. Suddenly they turned into slave driving bastards who withheld the passport of the woman they hired to raise their kid for them, while she lived in a room about the size of their luggage.
He really sounds like he’s trying justify that the fact that the only reason any of these women are giving him the time of day is because of his money. Without that, he’s just as awful as he thinks he is.
I think it’s just further proof that they don’t actually want sex; they want to rape. They don’t want to have sex with a woman; they want to do it to her. Of course, they don’t want to call it rape, but that’s what it is.
That was regarding the whole fear of female sexual arousal.
BINGO twice over.
@bodycrimes
“Maybe we need a site to upload pictures of our tits to? Then watch the money and status roll in!”
Prefect! What could go wrong?
Also a fantastic ethereal self sounds like an amazing super power. Does it flow out of you and fight crime or something?
Zolnier – speaking for Mr K and m’self, our fantastic ethereal selves mostly get sat on by fantastic ethereal cats and dogs. 🙂
There have been a couple of trolls who hated women’s genitalia. Mr. Military Sockpuppet, and a couple others.
They were usually obsessed with sex. I never understood it.