So our old friend Roosh Valizadeh seems to have fully embraced the Matt Forney school of misogynist internet celebrity, posting over-the-top offensive posts in a transparent attempt to gin up controversy and blog traffic. And it’s working: he’s brought an avalanche of well-deserved hate down upon himself. But don’t worry: he’s still got some supporters — not only on his own blog but in the Men’s Rights subreddit.
The post that’s been keeping the servers hosting Roosh’s Return of Kings blog busy lately is a guest post by Tuthmosis with the title “5 Reasons To Date A Girl With An Eating Disorder.”
It’s pretty much as awful as you’d imagine. Reason 1: “Her obsession over her body will improve her overall looks.” Number 2: “She costs less money” because she’ll only order salads at dinner. Hilarious. It’s all so predictably “provocative” it’s not worth quoting in any more detail.
Roosh has responded to the controversy with an, er, “Publisher Response” that was clearly designed to further stir the shit. In it, he claimed that the original post
contains value for men who want to date thin women in America, a country that is currently facing a devastating obesity epidemic, which we recently highlighted with Fat Shaming Week.
He followed this by claiming that Return of Kings wasn’t promoting eating disorders, merely trying to help women struggling with eating disorders find happiness in love:
We are educating our masculine readers not to pass on eating disorder victims just because they have an illness, yet instead of receiving thanks, we’re receiving hate instead. If we all had cancer, and someone wrote an article titled “5 Reasons To Fornicate With A Man Who Has Cancer,” we would spread it far and wide to make fornicating with us a better proposition for women. We would not send death threats or calls for censorship like is happening to us now. I think a bit more graciousness is in order for our unorthodox method of outreach.
As a much less obnoxious internet celebrity once put it:
Despite setting out to offend as many people as possible, Roosh reacted with indignation when he discovered that someone on the Men’s Rights subreddit had dared to suggest that perhaps he had stepped over the line a bit.
https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/403290871854280704
What’s doubly ironic about this tweet is that he actually has a lot of defenders in that thread — and that the thread itself has gotten twice as many downvotes as upvotes. Only a few found the Return of Kings post offensive; the others dismissed it as clickbait — or agreed with it.
One commenter, posting under the name of a famous turn-of-the-twentieth centuryantifeminist and opponent of women’s suffrage, apparently sees Roosh as some sort of heroic defender of anorexic women:
Meanwhile, the ironically named LogicalDebater beamed us this message from his home planet:
And our old friend Demonspawn, quoting from a commenter on Return of Kings, blamed the outrage on fat, ugly feminists jealous because men would rather date thin women.
Men’s Rights Activists often complain about being lumped together with pickup artists; here, many of them have chosen to associate themselves with Roosh at his worst.
The greatest human rights movement of the 21st century, folks!
EDIT: Belated thanks to Snork Maiden for pointing me to Roosh’s tweet and the Reddit thread!
Wanna de-crown this “internet king”? STARVE THE BEAST! Here’s how:
The site is a money-maker for Daryush Valizadeh (“Roosh V”), who finances his ex-pat life on revenue coming from Amazon Affilliate click-throughs that appear on both returnofkings.com and rooshv.com. We can shut off that revenue stream by insisting that Amazon enforce its Operating Agreement, which is here: https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/agreement/ .
Amazon shuts down affiliates if they have Amazon ads on sites that:
(a) promote or contain sexually explicit materials;
(b) promote violence or contain violent materials;
(c) promote or contain libelous or defamatory materials;
(d) promote discrimination, or employ discriminatory practices, based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age;
Wanna help? Complain here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/reports .
Seller nickname (affilliate name) is rooshlog-20
Then cite many specific posts on returnofkings.com and rooshv.com that violate one or all the above.
So there you go.
Bina – Really? That’s pretty interesting. I should borrow from the curlyhead cookbook and try that… well, as soon as I finish my Costco sized bottle of shampoo first.
My hair has like two settings: extremely oily or extremely dry. I can’t win. 🙁
Difficult hair certainly gets a pass, but Roosh’s hair looks more like it would be totally manageable if he just took a shower once in a while.
Hey, maybe that’s the way to troll Roosh, replicate his faux concern about women’s weight and health by deluging him with personal grooming tips. We only want to help raise his game to the next level, right? First, the hair…
Then, suggestions for waxing his arms.
Second, don’t keep your cereal boxes right next to the meat you’re tenderizing unless you want them splattered with chicken juice. Third, is that a milk carton on the far right, just sitting out unrefrigerated?
He isn’t just trolling. He, or his minions, also sock puppeting like mad on FaceBook. There have been at least a dozen sock accounts created to join feminist groups in order to post links to his posts.
katz – Looks like it. Also, Roosh, why are you pounding unwrapped chicken? Aren’t those kind of tenderizers hard to clean?
I want to suggest that he braid his arm hair into patterns because young women find that totally hot, just to fuck with him.
Maybe he should put gel on it for that armfauxhawk look.
Also, corks hanging off the bottom edge of his beard for that super manly Crocodile Dundee look. How he’s going to get anything to stay on with all that grease I’m not sure – super glue?
I hear you there, too. Scalp oil glands tend to overreact to harsh shampoos, so that may in fact be the root of your trouble right there (oops, pun). Just another thing I learned while researching no-poo!
No shit. Every time I see him, I get this mental whiff of old sweatsocks, grungy wool, and ten-day-old curry.
BTW, why does he feel compelled to pound chicken at all? The stuff’s not tough unless you’re a hopelessly inept cook who leaves it in way too long, or don’t add enough water while cooking. Just one more thing about him that totally won’t attract the ladies, but send them screaming the other way, if you ask me…
I can only assume your a Roosh Supporter. I mean you clearly state that these over the top offensive posts are a transparent attempt to fabricate controversy and traffic. You are either a mindless idiot falling for a trap that you have clearly stated you know is there, or you are supporting Roosh by backing his tactic to drive traffic to his site.
Now, now Bina, curry is too good for Roosh.
Ten day old dried cum.
I was just thinking that sprinkling him liberally with curry powder would improve his scent immensely.
People like Roosh are why I don’t buy the inevitable “they’re just trolling you, no one REALLY believes that” defense, as though merely pretending to be a sexist asshole is any less sexist and assholish: because while Roosh is enjoying the attention, ad revenue, and controversy he’s generating, he’s also doing this because he believes it and because he really is that selfish.
Just what I thought. Tenderising chicken breast? WHY?
Roosh + curry powder goes straight back to the use of spices to mask rotting meat.
Flattening chicken breasts is so they cook evenly.
Yup, those are the only two reasons for this post to exist in the whole wide world. Mister David Futrelle should confess to one, renounce his actions or evil will befall the land. This website is clearly the source of Roosh’s massive success and international acclaim because that’s how the internet works.
Poor genderneutralwhateverthecraphisnameis, he tries so hard and fails so consistently.
I’m sure Doosh didn’t wash his hands before touching that chicken. He is so fucking gross.
To be fair, chicken breasts are dry and somewhat tasteless. Try boneless skinless thighs some time, you’ll never go back to breasts.
I don’t find chicken breasts to be either dry or tasteless.
Jojo, what on earth are you doing with your chicken breasts?