Over on the Red Pill Subreddit — where manly ALPHA MALES trade tips on how to totally dominate the ladies with their awesome ALPHATUDE — one enterprising fellow has a suggestion for aspiring lady-dominators: take a tip or two from professional dog trainers and treat your bitch like a bitch!
TRPsubmitter, an official Red Pill Subreddit Endorsed Contributor, explains how you can use the magic of Operant Conditioning to train your gal:
Training a loyal, well-behaved dog isn’t much different than training a loyal, well-behaved girlfriend/plate/FWB. Both substrates (dogs, women) have innate submissive/obedient tendencies that should be emphasized along with unwanted behaviors to be diminished and punished. If you know anything about dogs, you know that many “incidents” are often the fault of the owner failing to provide a proper outlet for a dog’s energy or natural predispositions.
Women have natural predispositions too: Attention-seeking, curious, emotional, irrational, solipsistic, unable to constructively deal with stress/criticism, likes to blame others, etc. Almost all of these can be subjected to a combination of operant conditioning.
Yeah, that pretty much describes all possible predispositions women might have. Because women are terrible!
Anyhoo, operant conditioning is all about rewarding or punishing behaviors after the fact as a way of encouraging or discouraging these behaviors. It’s easy to understand how that might work if your dog poops on your rug. But how might that work with your girlfriend/plate/FWB? Also, what the fuck is a “plate?” TRPsubmitter only answers the former question, alas. But he does so with some very helpful and completely realistic examples:
Problem: Some girl you’re sleeping with is getting uppity. You’ve had sex with her before several times…but this time she has arbitrarily decided to give LMR.
That’s Last Minute Resistance. In other words, she said “no,” and you don’t want to respect that “no.”
Analyze reason:
1) She may be trying to shift the power dynamic in her favor; too much “Sex & the city” lately or she had a girl’s night out and her hamster is all powered up for a confrontation now.
Yes. That’s probably right. I’m not sure why watching reruns of a show that was cancelled nearly a decade ago would cause a woman to not want sex, but this dude is an ALPHA so he must know. Does watching old episodes of Friends — which also went off the air in 2004 — have the same effect?
2) She may be trying to retroactively reclassify you as her beta provider or “bf material” by making you work for it or by not being as sexually available all of a sudden.
Or maybe she just doesn’t want to have sex?
3) She has been “thinking alot lately” about her future; she is insecure suddenly about the unique nature of your sexual relationship.
Or maybe she just doesn’t want to have sex? Like, ALOT?
No matter! For there is a SOLUTION!
Operant conditioning:
Positive reinforcement – Provide affection or recognition of her worth as a woman IF sex occurs.
Wait. Provide affection during and/or after sex? Sounds bizarre. But so bizarre it just might work!
Positive punishment – Provide active punishment. Tell her to GTFO or smoothly tell her that she can “rest a bit while I get some stuff done”, then leave her sitting on the bed alone.
Acting like a petulant child: the best way to show her you’re THE MAN.
Negative reinforcement – Remove active punishment. Be the bad boy that she wants to prove herself too. You’re not giving her validation from the onset and she is wondering “WHY?!”. Make her earn it and only remove this lack of attention if she does what you want. Maybe you’re both at a bar instead. Proceed to freely & cheerfully interact with other girls in front of her and stop this only if she does what you want (I think this one is best applied in the pickup phase).
Uh, I thought in this scenario you were about to have sex with her and she said no. Why are we at a bar now? Where is this bar?
Negative punishment – Remove active reward. You’re making out on the couch. She makes comment “not tonight”. Give her the cold shoulder. Proceed to remove all affection, attention or “bf-like behaviors”.
Then march off to your room, shouting “you’re not the boss of me! I wish I never was born!” Slam the door and sulk.
Who knew being an ALPHA was so much like being an emo teen?
Happily, TRPsubmitter got a lot of positive reinforcement for his post. Good alpha dog! ComplainyGuy — apparently speaking for many, given the several dozen upvotes he got — wrote enthusiastically:
THIS is a fucking great example of how we should be talking about women.
Bad: “Women have no value to anybody ever. Totally glad her mum died fuck bitches. Pffft I wish we still had chains and whips” (I have seen all these comments on here in the last week)
good:”Women have natural predispositions too: Attention-seeking, curious, emotional, irrational, solipsistic, unable to constructively deal with stress/criticism, likes to blame others, etc”
The difference? The first is angsty, immature males who bring down the quality of this subreddit.
The second is a man observing, from a mature, Self-confident, perspective, the real nature of gender dynamics.
Wow. So treating women like dogs is apparently a big step up for the Red Pillers.
(Thanks to mrsamsa in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this wondrous Red Pill fuckery.)
And I think I’m going to have to give myself a christmas present of t-shirts. Do you think this would be pushing it? (I think maybe my masculine appearance might make people react weirdly to the bitch part… dunnoes…)
Hmm, I think you might spend a lot of time explaining your shirt to random people.
(Also I feel like bitch is one of those words where it can sometimes be sort of OK, maybe, if you’re part of the demographic being referred to, but it’s probably best avoided if you’re not.)
Maybe I’ll go with this one instead then?
My intent with the feminist bitch one would be to point out that that all of us “bitches” are actually women… but that might get lost, so I see your point there. No use having a good point if nobody gets poked with it.
Seconding that; I think bitch is best avoided. On that tee, someone with a masculine appearance could be seen as complaining about being oppressed by ebil feminists or something, but more generally – yeah, it’s a word that can just disappear forever, as far as I’m concerned. I don’t even like using it about female canines, it’s so tainted.
Now that second one I like!
Chips and gravy should have cheese curds on it, just sayin’
If you soak the kidneys overnight in milk *that* taste disappears
Or I could just not eat them. Yeah, I’m going to go with that option.
And people complain about tofu.
I like sweetmeats, particularly liver
whenever I see/read examples of idiocy (not matter the source – it could be male or female)l, I thing of this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BMIIIS6MM
Obviously, I think not thing. If someone was able to provide examples of thinging, I might be open t changing my mind
Thinging, a thing cats do when they think nobody’s watching.
Okay, I made that up on the fly, we have been looking at vampire kitty pics after all.
I always heard that to cook kidneys right, you had to boil the piss out of them.
BUt ya, a veggie here too. People hate tofu philosophically but few of the haters would know hey had it if cooked well. Mmmm pressed tofu that looks like mushroom.
On topic, these guys have the gall to call women controlling in general.
opium4themasses: See, that’s part of the problem–I don’t like mushrooms, either, for pretty much the same reason (texture). The only time I’ll voluntarily eat ‘shrooms is when they have been ground up to the point that individual bits have no texture, then blended with other ingredients.
A plate is a girl you’re either pursuing or already sleeping with. “Spinning plates” means doing this with multiple people, and is where the term plate comes from. Juggling would be another good analogy.
In relation to the T-shirts, Citizen Radio’s Camille has one available that says, “I only fuck feminists” http://skreened.com/feministee
Yo TheMaskAndRose, GTFO.
I thought maskandrose was banhammered. Fuck off already.
You’ve got to give him some credit, though. I mean, no one would be able to guess that his current nym is a camel case version of his previous nym before he was banned.
Hellkell — he was, after being either modded or banned before that.
Tofu is great. I’ve been having veggies-only days in my pursuit of maybe possibly cutting off all meat from my diet at some point in the future perhaps. I’ve absolutely fallen in love with tofu sausages (tofu shaped as sausages, duh) made with all kinds of peppers to give it a lovely, slightly spicy taste.
It’s true that tofu tastes strange to the uninitiated, and not everyone will learn to like it. The texture is just… odd. Anyway, for me it was as with the “stupid pain cakes” in Oglaf – once you get used to them, they’re the best!
Radical Parrot – Have any new recipes that I can do with tofu? I love the stuff (so versatile!), but I don’t have any good ideas on what to do with it, and just steaming it and serving it with soy sauce sounds boring as heck.
maskandrose was modded, I think, for rape comments. Looks like it’s time to email the Dark Lord again.
I had haloumi for the first time the other day. It’ll also be the last time. NOT my kind of cheese.
I’ve been trying to figure out tofu; I like the stuff I can get at restaurants a lot of the time, but when I try to do it on my own, the texture’s always awful. That said, I think maybe I’ve been getting too-firm tofu, so I picked up some soft this week. Maybe I’ll do better with that 🙂