Today I learned something from the Men’s Rights subreddit that’s, honestly, a little disturbing. In a topic with the title David Futrelle seriously needs help, I found the following exchange:
Ulp! I just signed up for the parties and the breeding. I didn’t know about the sharks.
Elsewhere in the thread, Alisdair writes of me:
I get the feeling that this is just one of those guys, frequently held in high esteem with the feminists, who basically want every man out there cuckolded. With the alpha cock and all of that.
He’s pretty much nailed it. Here’s my to-do list for today.
- Write blog post
- Candy Crush (9 hours)
- Play fetch with cats (4 hours)
- Clean litter box
- Get every man cuckolded (with the alpha cock)
- Go to grocery store
One down, five to go!
Hi, Athyren and kittehserf! Okay, now I feel like an idiot, grumpy cat toys were available all this time and I simply didn’t look for it… I guess I underestimated her fame. Thank you, btw!
Look, Grumpy Cat when she was a kitten!
http://blog.catmoji.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lying-tard.jpeg
@kittehserf, I think that’s an older Grumpy Cat. She may look like a kitten because she has feline dwarfism.
Here are some pictures of Grumpy Cat the Kitten from the official site: http://www.grumpycats.com/grumpy-kitten-photos/
Oh, I thought it was her when she was younger ‘cos her proportions seem different in most of the pics.
Is the dwarfism the reason her face is shaped like that? Her jaw looks so misshapen.
Actually I feel sorry for her, mostly. Doesn’t help that her owners gave her such a rotten name, not that she cares about that, obviously.
@Gia, it’s probably one of those rules of the internet – if the fandom exists, then the plushie exists… which brought some disturbing things to mind. O_O
Oh, and while I’m not currently a vegetarian, both reason and ethics seem to be ganging up on me and making me feel bad about my carnivorosity, so you may well have more company in the nearish future.
(Yes I know they say it’s Tardar Sauce because their child couldn’t say Tartar, but “Tard”? Really?)
Oh, look, Athywren might go veg, yay!
My last birthday I got a Grumpy Cat T-shirt, two Grumpy Cat books and a decal for my car.
Grumpy Cat’s misshapen face COULD be related to her dwarfism, but the vet they took her too couldn’t be certain. The owners were assured that she’s a perfectly healthy, happy cat. 🙂
And I also cringed when I heard her name was “Tard,” but since the context of it has absolutely nothing to do with mental illness, I don’t fret over it too much. 🙂
I love this post/picture because we have an orange tabby with a major biting problem (he was declawed as a kitten, not by us, and I think that’s why). So I showed it to my husband and now I keep telling him that I’m going to feed him to the land shark if he steps out of line, misandrist that I am. Love it.
As a substitute for Grumpy Cat, when you get that “ugh ableist name ugh” feeling, might I suggest Lil Bub?
Alternatively, Grumpy Cat + Lil Bub!
Apparently he read thew first three chapters of “The Gate to Women’s Country”.
I also got a Maru book for my birthday.
I like cats.
Every man cuckolded with the alpha cock.
Every man cuckolded with the alpha cock.
Every man cuckolded with the alpha cock.
That is such a catchy little chant. I have no idea what it means, either in context or not, but damn, I think imma embroider that on a pillowcase.
OM NOM NOM!
Catsharks lunch on MRAs and drop bears.
I’ve been thinking about this whole feminist utopia thing, and it strikes me that if our end game is a world without men, we don’t need men even for breeding: we can just clone ourselves.
I was wondering if you’d see this thread, thebewilderness! 🙂
Of course catsharks are THE alpha predator. I mean, what else could be?
Has anyone seen the ‘Femitheist’ videos? Because, wow, just wow!
Apparently she’s the overseer of a new world order! I think MRAs are pretending she represents all feminists.
Not linking, she’s a bit, erm, yeah.
I laughed out loud. Srsly! Scared the cats.
deste, yep! I’m excited too. I’m trying to make, picture, and eat at least 1 per day, and I’ve collected a bunch of recipes from here. If anyone has any others (or wants to add some that haven’t been actually spelled out yet), link them (describe them) in the comments on the about page and I’ll add them to my stack.
The Alpha Cock in the sky, hanging like the Big Dipper.
Femitheist has got to be a poe. Right? Please tell me I’m right.
Hey, Ophelia! I saw a couple of the “Femitheist” videos. Yes, she is a bit, erm hrmmm. I have my doubts about her genuineness, but perhaps she is for real.
I’ve seen Femitheist videos before. I thought she never said she was a feminist though.
Something off topic: I’m looking through the Humans of New York tumblr, and found one you guys might like
http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/56711304470/what-was-your-greatest-moment-of-baseball-glory
HONY is adorable.
I thought Femitheist Divine was a poe too, but they seem to be taking her at face value over at A Voice For Men. Also as representative of feminism.