Today I learned something from the Men’s Rights subreddit that’s, honestly, a little disturbing. In a topic with the title David Futrelle seriously needs help, I found the following exchange:
Ulp! I just signed up for the parties and the breeding. I didn’t know about the sharks.
Elsewhere in the thread, Alisdair writes of me:
I get the feeling that this is just one of those guys, frequently held in high esteem with the feminists, who basically want every man out there cuckolded. With the alpha cock and all of that.
He’s pretty much nailed it. Here’s my to-do list for today.
- Write blog post
- Candy Crush (9 hours)
- Play fetch with cats (4 hours)
- Clean litter box
- Get every man cuckolded (with the alpha cock)
- Go to grocery store
One down, five to go!
Pralines and misandry – yummy
Uh-oh. Get ready for Matt Forney adding us to the list of feminists who have made “death threats” against him.
Pecan pie drizzled with warm misandry!
OT? Matt Forney has recently taken to “mining” Twitter for comments about him that involve violent retributive fantasies (i.e., “I’d like to castrate him!”), re-tweeting them, and then threatening to report the tweeters to law enforcement.
*in Homer’s voice* Mmmmm, misandry….
I don’t want to do anything nasty to Forney. Not only is that ethically unacceptable, there’s also the fact that he’s obviously quite capable of making himself miserable.
Would these be the same sharks that the men’s rights movement jumped years ago?
Seriously. I don’t even believe in karma, but he’s such a good example of what it would look like.
The articles here are like delicate squash blossoms, stuffed with light, wonderful cheeses, and then perfectly fried.
I’m eating Italian tonight. And now I’m really hungry and can’t wait for dinner!
Why, zombie Andrea Dworkin, zombie Valerie Solanas, and Germaine Greer, of course. They’re our heroes, dontcha know? Our only heroes.
One thing I do find amusing – “step a millimetre out of line”? So, maybe I’m misremembering here, but I seem to remember seeing a regular commenter criticise our Ferrety Overlord for something in the not so distant past… and yet he hasn’t been fed to the sharks yet. Or… has he?
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*footsteps… creaky door*
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OH GOD! Oh god they’ve killed him! They’ve replaced him with a robotic abomi- it’s seen me. GO! Get out of here! RUN BEFORE IT
*crack*
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*thud*
Speaking of dinner… Mac and cheese, yum!
🙁 RIP Lou Reed. Today, not such a perfect day… no, forget I said that. It never happened.
And hi Gia!
That sharkn-kitty just freaks me out. >.<
This shark-kitty is MUCH cuter:
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@Athywren
David can’t be fed to the sharks. WE* ARE DAVID.
*”WE” includes kitties and ferrets
SittieKitty, I’m pleased you made the fritters, too!
@grumpycatisagirl
Hey there! Nice to know that there’s someone else here on the *green* side lol. Also, have I mentioned how much I absolutely adore GrumpyCat? I wish they would make stuffed toys replicas of her sooo much!
Given the comments of the two dumbasses above in the article, the very “creative” details and tought put into it, I would rather say that the vibe coming off all this, imo, is that they actually fantasize about these scenarios in some twisted, denial-mode way. Or maybe they’re just the idiots they seem to be, but I wouldn’t completely rule out the first theory either lol.
Threats on twitter? Pierre’s on this! http://pierre.thecomicseries.com/comics/18/
So was I! And yes, I’m totally shamelessly plugging my new blog because I’m super excited about it, and also because it’s your all recipes. 😀
Gia, hi!
There are Grumpy Cat toys, lots of ’em!
So if Athywren posts again should we assume it’s an android replicant?
Science Fiction Feminism is complicated.
“Oh fuck off, you big lamp,”
@kitteh
Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Grumpy Cat Papercraft!!! Aaaaah!
Bzt
Athywren – GRUMPY CAT!!!
Grumpy Cat is EVERYWHERE!
(Well, not in my house. Here it’s usually Purring Cat, Snoring Cat, Somewhat Peeved Cat, Awwwlookitthecute Cat or Poor Starving Cat.)
Ooooh, I hadn’t seen your blog until today, SittieKitty, but now I’m super-excited about it! A place that collects the recipes that get tossed around here? I’m so into this! 😀