Today I learned something from the Men’s Rights subreddit that’s, honestly, a little disturbing. In a topic with the title David Futrelle seriously needs help, I found the following exchange:
![EvilPundit 7 points 2 days ago* (10|3) Like Hugo Schwyzer, Futrelle is exploiting his position as the feminists' "trusty". He's a man who can be counted on to dish up dirt against other men, so he gets quoted by feminist media, invited to parties with the right people, and so on. He probably thinks they're his friends, but wait until he steps just one millimetre out of line ... permalink source save give gold hide child comments [–]Alisdair_ 0 points 2 days ago (8|8) I think it foreshadows what will happen if feminists get their way with the human race. When feminist utopia comes and men are living in slums outside of the city walls the men who just pillage and slaughter other men will be lauded and taken in to be treated very warmly, possibly used for breeding and then fed to sharks. Some even outright say these things, but you see most of their actions foreshadow the same kinds of wishes.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/partiesbreedingsharks.png?resize=526%2C323&ssl=1)
Ulp! I just signed up for the parties and the breeding. I didn’t know about the sharks.
Elsewhere in the thread, Alisdair writes of me:
I get the feeling that this is just one of those guys, frequently held in high esteem with the feminists, who basically want every man out there cuckolded. With the alpha cock and all of that.
He’s pretty much nailed it. Here’s my to-do list for today.
- Write blog post
- Candy Crush (9 hours)
- Play fetch with cats (4 hours)
- Clean litter box
- Get every man cuckolded (with the alpha cock)
- Go to grocery store
One down, five to go!
Well, of course I keep my “husband” (aka beta-male-slave) around for sexual gratification and homemade BBQ, since I am finished breeding now.
but I missed the email about turning him into shark food. Can someone explain why we are that interested in sharks?
… and does that mean I am going to have to make my own BBQ ribs now? 🙁
“He probably thinks they’re his friends, but wait until he steps just one millimetre out of line…”, er, like The Woolly Bumblebee thought Paul Elam and Co. were her friends?
Sharks? That’s just silly. We can’t all live on the coast. Quite a few of us are landlocked. Can you imagine the shipping costs for sending our husbands, sons, friends and other allies to be fed to sharks? The costs of maintaining shark aquariums is prohibitive too. Surely we’ll render them down for scented candles and decorative soaps then grind the rest up to feed out kitties and tiny lapdogs instead. Remember wicked overladies, being evil is no excuse for being impractical.
Ah, a voice of reason! Thank you Lea Tapp!
Love scented fucking candles.
Not as much as BBQ, but more than sharks.
Hey! Sharks get hungry too, you know.
As a librarian, Yahoo Answers is my worst nightmare. I shall now replace the thought with David’s cuckolding errand (with the alpha cock and all of that) and feel better.
Well, their intel is almost correct. We’re not going to feed the sperm donors to sharks, we’re going to use them as labor until we can make SharkPuppy real.
The picture at the top is both scary, and terribly amusing to me.
And idk, if I was David, I’d really resent the Schwyzer comparison. In fact, I’m not David* and I find it bothersome anyway. David is awesome, and Schwyzer is just…really not.
*If we take a break from reality and ignore the fact that we’re all David. And also cats.
@auggz
We are truly devious.
@tedthefed
Perhaps it’s just too early in the morning, but I’m really cracking up at the idea of the alpha cock. Not just a alpha cock, it’s the one and only Alpha Cock! Okay, this probably made no sense and I’ll shut up now.
@lea tapp
Those of us not on the coast may have to substitute sharks for bears. Bears are cuter too.
Oh dang ninja’d by pineapplecookies XD And crocodiles is a much more sensible replacement. Cuter, too. (ok maybe I have a weird sense of cute. But crocodiles are adorbs. :3)
@auggz
Well that’s just baffling, between the ‘useless people shall be murdered’ and the ‘scored slightly higher on one test, men now officially useless’. Or something. Idk can’t think right now. But my point is I am baffled.
@ceebarks
Is that really a high price to pay for total misandry? XD
@drst
And then every feminist will get their own shark puppy and the world will be much cuter than before :3
Agree w/ Marie. David being likened to Hugo Schwyzer is infuriating. It is mucho “intellectually dishonest” (I never thought I’d be able to use that phrase again after that one troll here threw it around at us about three million times).
Marie – but making BBQ beef is too hard! I have to go buy the beef, make a sauce, clean and oil the grill, and then cook it for a few hours!
The questions on the men’s rights subreddit about “doesn’t David have a job? how can he spend all his time on the internet?” could be asked, with much more reason, of them. Not that it’s anyone’s business wether David or anyone else has a job, lives off a trust fund, is a kept wo/man, or what, as long as nobody’s being abused or exploited.
The “feminist utopia with men outside the walls or pillaging” may be taken from a science fiction novel. I think there’s one by Tepper with that in it, there may be another. Uh, folks, science fiction isn’t real. There is no “feminist utopia” or starship Enterprise.
@Alice
You have a point. BBQ beef is hard. And if we feed all men to the sharks, who will fix my computer! 😮 The only person I know with computer-fixing-skills is my brother, and if he’s gone I may have to find a professional and *gasp*…Pay!
Right?! I’ve never followed Hugo whats-his-face ’cause his articles kind of grated on my nerves– he just seemed smug and preachy about the most mundane stuff and tbh I have only the vaguest idea what the drama is with him; he got caught having an affair with a 20something after preaching marital fidelity, or something?
How did they find out about the parties?
Marie – EXACTLY. Instead, we should castrate them!
We’ll keep a select few so that we can jack their sperm and use it to impregnate ourselves to make them pay child support 4EVAS, but everyone else shall be made into eunuchs.
And then we can feed the sharks with their severed penises. It’ll be a win-win!
Re: Hugo. Fucking. Schwyzer. — http://arewomenhuman.me/2012/02/21/on-hugo-schwyzer-accountability-not-silencing-dissent/
SharkPuppy! awwwwwwwwwwwww! There are not enough “a”s and “w”s for SharkPuppy! :3
The projection, it burrrnnnnsssss!
@ceebarks
He confessed to trying to murder his ex-girlfriend, and his “apology” was far more about himself and him being a “better man”.
Also, there’s the fact he was having sex with his students. Just an all-around massive asshole, that guy.
@Alice
Funniest. Idea. Ever XD
Oops, ninja’d by Argenti.
@Argenti and Myoo:
thanks! I am now relatively up to speed on the drama.
I now feel comfortable deeming Hugo a deluxe club shit sandwich.
@Auggz
Wild speculating here, but maybe they think Hugo is a good example because he was a feminist dude* who got kicked out/ shunned** for very good reasons, but they like to ignore the reasons and use it as proof that men who try to please feminists are just going to get dumped the moment they make a tiny*** fuck up?
*according to himself
**I think? Or at least I hope.
***read: not tiny.
Though David strikes me as a supremely mellow dude, so yeah, no comparison there. Yikes.
@Maire
I think that’s giving them too much credit. They’re probably using Hugo as an example because he’s the only other male feminist they can think of.