Today I learned something from the Men’s Rights subreddit that’s, honestly, a little disturbing. In a topic with the title David Futrelle seriously needs help, I found the following exchange:
![EvilPundit 7 points 2 days ago* (10|3) Like Hugo Schwyzer, Futrelle is exploiting his position as the feminists' "trusty". He's a man who can be counted on to dish up dirt against other men, so he gets quoted by feminist media, invited to parties with the right people, and so on. He probably thinks they're his friends, but wait until he steps just one millimetre out of line ... permalink source save give gold hide child comments [–]Alisdair_ 0 points 2 days ago (8|8) I think it foreshadows what will happen if feminists get their way with the human race. When feminist utopia comes and men are living in slums outside of the city walls the men who just pillage and slaughter other men will be lauded and taken in to be treated very warmly, possibly used for breeding and then fed to sharks. Some even outright say these things, but you see most of their actions foreshadow the same kinds of wishes.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/partiesbreedingsharks.png?resize=526%2C323&ssl=1)
Ulp! I just signed up for the parties and the breeding. I didn’t know about the sharks.
Elsewhere in the thread, Alisdair writes of me:
I get the feeling that this is just one of those guys, frequently held in high esteem with the feminists, who basically want every man out there cuckolded. With the alpha cock and all of that.
He’s pretty much nailed it. Here’s my to-do list for today.
- Write blog post
- Candy Crush (9 hours)
- Play fetch with cats (4 hours)
- Clean litter box
- Get every man cuckolded (with the alpha cock)
- Go to grocery store
One down, five to go!
I wonder who “the right people” are in this context? The Illuminati? Jay Gatsby?
Okay ladies, that shark memo was top secret! We clearly have a mole.
If you own up now you can keep your eunuch slave. 😉
Your today list is apparently missing something.
7. Feed man-eating gyno-sharks the flesh of men no longer capable of supplying seed.
Did you photoshop that picture? It’s perfect. Thanks for my first out-loud laugh of the morning. Now I’m on to my busy day of taking dogs to the vet, marking papers, cleaning the bathroom, and enslaving men…
Damn! I’m with ophelia. Who was the douchenozzle who gave away the shark information? At least nobody’s told them where the tanks are. I hope.
So much for the sisterhood.
La Strega, nah, I just found it on teh interwebs.
When MRA’s think about anything it seems to turn into really weird porn. When they think about physics, do all the particles have little pubes or something?
I’m trying to figure out the math of this “every man is cuckolded.” Given that most people are mostly straight, and there’s a relatively equal number of men and women, how can every man be cuckolded without a really high number of men cheating, too? Even the most promiscuous man has 24 hours in a day and is going to focus his attention on unmarried women, too.
I also like how the writer of that just assumes the reader knows what he’s talking about. Oh right! The alpha cock. Can’t pass sixth grade social studies without learning about that!
Maybe it’s simpler than that. Maybe he thinks feminists want women to cheat on their husbands with actual roosters?
@Scary Trees
I imagine because much of their thinking is based on notes from their boner; and thus when the ‘peen is sadthe world must also be sad (and enpornulated).
Wait wait wait, no one told me that my slave was a eunuch! How am I supposed to spermjack, have hundreds of children the state will pay for, and eat bon bons now??
If I confess to the crime can I get a non-eunuch slave? Obviously if I have a non-fertile one then I’m first in line to lose my unpaid help to the greater cause of feeding the sharks…
Enpornulated!
I’m keeping that.
I laughed.
Also, fuck! You weren’t supposed to know about that! Or the fact that we’re breeding men to steal their sperm and make us bonbons!
Oh shit…
Alisdair_ is my favorite mister, though I’m secretly convinced he’s trolling r/mr. His back story is amazing. Sadly, his plans aren’t working out so well for him. But he keeps his spirits up by formulating interesting theories about women on Reddit.
@The Arbourist | October 27, 2013 at 11:17 am
Agreed, however, even in my driest periods my libido has never driven me so utterly nuts. And thank you for the word ‘enpornulated’, I believe I will use that one!
Sharks? That’s just silly. We can’t all live on the coast. Quite a few of us are landlocked. Can you imagine the shipping costs for sending our husbands, sons, friends and other allies to be fed to sharks? The costs of maintaining shark aquariums is prohibitive too. Surely we’ll render them down for scented candles and decorative soaps then grind the rest up to feed out kitties and tiny lapdogs instead. Remember wicked overladies, being evil is no excuse for being impractical.
@Sittiekittie
You misunderstand, the eunuchs are there to make the money AND take care of the babies, in tight, tight shorts.
Any sexy time needs will be taken care of in your very own harem.
Oh yeah, in Misandria it’ll be bon bons all the way baby.
Just as long as I don’t lose my Girluminati pension I’m ok with this eunuch slave thing. Because I didn’t spend my whole life being a misandrist just to be left out in the cold in retirement…
Is he saying that feminist men “pillage and slaughter other men”? If that’s a core belief over there, it’s a good thing I avoid Reddit.
I am glad they haven’t found out about the crocodiles and the giant bears.
Damn it! They’ve broken our code when we talk about our shark week! It was never about menstruation or the Discovery Channel and always about chumming teh menz! If only we could get some frickin lazer beams on their frickin heads, our plans for world domination would be complete.
EvilPundit again? I see that commentator very frequently outside of Reddit. As usual, ze’s full of shit.
Feminists: Friends to sharks.
You know, I hate to admit this, but I actually didn’t really even know what “cuckold” meant, so I had to look it up and… THIS? THIS is what MRAs talk about constantly as this horrible disservice to them??? Raising children that aren’t their biological offspring? Yeah, because adoption doesn’t exist, nor do cultures that don’t really have any concept of fatherhood that aligns with “blood” relations. No it’s all about the genetics.
They dismiss the problems that feminists want to address, but then sit there and complain about and fear THIS… It’s like the sound of someone choking on a polished silver spoon!
Kittie Sharks are pretty good, but like @Lea Tapp pointed out they only work on the coasts. How about, instead, Medea-class UAV’s piloted from San Francisco, with “Gorgon Stare” cameras, Hellfire missiles re-titled Banshees, and flare/radar countermeasures for MANPADS?
But what about the sharks?! Surely a diet of bitterness and rage can’t be good for them!
Won’t someone think of the sharks?
Convert your basement, if you have one, to an alligator den. (This is not pulled from my ass, my Pittsburgh fish guy had pics of said basement)