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Spearheader: A female student’s critical column on Columbus proves women don’t deserve college educations

Hey, I kidnapped some people for you!
Look, I kidnapped some people for you!

Our dear friend W.F. Price of The Spearhead celebrated Columbus Day yesterday with a post suggesting that “American girls” are too weak-minded to deserve college educations.

Price’s misogyny is nothing new, but what, you may wonder, is the connection to Columbus Day? Well, you see, Price ran across a column in the Daily Nebraskan by a female student named Shelby Fleig that was, well, rather critical of Mr. Columbus, pointing out, among other things, that he kidnapped and enslaved many of those he encountered in the Americas.

Fleig’s piece is a tad simplistic at times — at one point it says that when Columbus arrived in the Americas he encountered a “civilization close to 14,000 years old,” which is just plain wrong; there were people in the Americas around 14,000 years ago, but there were no civilizations anywhere on earth that far back. Still, the piece certainly reflects reality far more closely than anything you’ll find on The Spearhead on any given day.

To Price, though, the column is such an unpatriotic abomination that he considers it evidence that education is wasted on women. No, really.

Little Ms. Fleig certainly has it in for her forefathers, but is it really her fault? Probably not. She, like most other college girls, is simply parroting what’s been fed to her by her profs. Girls are good at that, which is why teachers like them so much — they’re easy.

If you’re the father of an American girl, is this really what you want your daughter to absorb over the course of four years? Does it add any value whatsoever to the family or to the nation?

I’m not sure what specifically Price is objecting to about Fleig’s account — aside from its mild profanity (the word “bullshit”) and its less-than-reverential tone towards an icon of American history. But he offers no rebuttal, perhaps because he really can’t. While Fleig may be a bit ahistorical in her judgment of Columbus, it’s a fact that he kidnapped and enslaved hundreds of natives and committed other atrocities. It’s a fact that he paved the way for conquest and genocide. History isn’t pretty.

But Price is only getting started, telling fathers of “American girls” that

Your money would be much better spent sending her to sewing or baking school. Let’s face it: Ms. Fleig isn’t going to discover the cure for cancer. Despite being an attractive young woman, she isn’t going to colonize Mars, either (at her size, she’d be too expensive to launch out of the Earth’s atmosphere).

Yep, he goes there. No manosphere screed is complete without a bit of gratuitous fat-shaming.

In all likelihood, the best she could hope for is a nonprofit or government job fully funded by her father’s and brother’s tax bills.

Because girls can’t handle real jobs. Because jobs at nonprofits or with the government aren’t real jobs. Because nonprofits are funded entirely by the government. And because only men pay taxes.

And yet she represents 60% of college students. What an enormous, unsustainable waste. It’s impolitic to point it out, but from a cost-benefit point of view, in most cases higher education is entirely wasted on women, and as in Ms. Fleig’s case is often counterproductive.

So that’s Price’s thoughtful and logical rebuttal to Fleig’s article: a post that addresses none of her arguments, posits the natural inferiority of women, and attacks her for her apparent weight.

Let’s see what the highly erudite Spearhead readers have to say about it in the comments.

Gender Foreigner suggests that women, born to obey, are simply obeying the wrong people:

Women don’t know how to think: they know how to obey. So, let’s tell them what to do. What they lack is MEN to obey instead of girls to obey. Barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen, obeying masculine will. As long as they do that they will feign civility.

Dire Badger, for his part, acknowledges that Columbus did a lot of terrible things, but argues that this doesn’t matter because reasons. He also uses profanity, though Price doesn’t step in to rebuke him for that.

[I]n the end, individual racial and cultural atrocities mean NOTHING the moment the last person that witnessed them dies…. but things like achievements in literature, art, science… the true immortality that keeps building as part of a cultural intellectual inheritance. The only meaning that such atrocities have is to teach us NOT TO DO THEM AGAIN. Anything else is beating the dead victim horse for no benefit whatsoever, and merely punishes the people that had NOTHING to do with the original atrocity.

In short, columbus opened up america for expansion. He sailed the ocean blue in a way that hadn’t been achieved for nearly 400 years since the vikings.
As for the rest? FUCK YOU. Get over it already, you pussy.

In a followup comment, he adds:

Columbus rediscovered America by a monumental navigational goofup… funny story… What he did afterwards doesn’t concern me except as an object lesson. I honor the accomplishment but have no reason to diminish it by sorrow over a bunch of people who would still be more than 400 years dead if Columbus had never existed.

Schlomo, meanwhile, is mad at Fleig for not blaming Columbus’ mom for the whole thing:

What irks me is that feminists constantly blame only men– and then mostly white men– for all evil in the world. They don’t look at women’s roles in raising boys to be exploiters; or in bedding “bad boys” (thus rewarding their brutality); or in serving as Nazi prison guards, etc.

White females helped run plantations in the Old South and ran them alone during the Civil War. Ergo, it’s a lie that gals are innately “better” than guys. After all, they became queens of men feminists now demonize… and sometimes were the evil-incarnate leaders of countries themselves.

Nowhere, of course, do feminists praise men for the creating the Magna Carta or washing machines or hi-fi systems. No kudos, either, for males who wiped out polio and provided potable water. Also, no credit for inventing penicillin or making cars safer. Always and everywhere feminists blame-blame-blame. You never hear them collectively apologize for THEIR shite, like their hysterical historical foresisters’ White Feather campaigns… or sleeping with the enemy.

Where is the condemnation of Sacagawea for helping Whitey conquer her “people”?

It’s like domestic violence: fembots never talk about the equal evil women do.

Wilson, meanwhile, decides that Fleig is the truly evil one, not Columbus, based on a bunch of TRUE FACTS about her he’s pulled from his own posterior:

Conquest through genocide is not actually immoral, since there is no “social contract” being violated, though the greed of it may be questionable. Fleig would support a genocide against whites, so she is in no position to judge anyway, and her motivations–spite, malice, nihilism, betrayal–are much more evil than Columbus’s straightforward and productive ambition

But Fleig does have one defender amongst the Spearhead regulars, a fella named Dragnet, who happily declares that “corn-fed” gals like her please his penis. No, really, that’s his argument.

Being from the Midwest myself, I find her buxom, corn-fed heft absolutely delightful. I have had more than a few liaisons with her similarly endowed Midwestern sisters–to this day my manhood rises in salute.

What I wouldn’t give for more women on the east coast to be built like Miss Fleig. There’s a well-built, fulsome hardiness to the women of the Midwest that you really don’t find out East. God bless them all.

Well, I’m glad these superior-brained, independent-minded men have put us all straight on these important historical issues.

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Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

I bet you have some awesome shoes! ^.^

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

And it’s not as if I’m in college because I WANT to get a BS, nooo, it’s because Daddy wanted me to not sit at home eating bonbons and thought I’ll find a spouse! And forget the fact that I’m mostly independent, noo, Daddy provides for everything!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I’m thinking this is a difference in average height thing? I’m 158 cms, if we’re going to be precise. A bit below average in the UK but not by much, more noticeably below average in the US.

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

RE shoes: I wear size six (US). >_>

goodrumo
11 years ago

Reblogged this on iheariseeilearn.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

One of my besties from high school wore a size 3 British, which I guess would be 5.5 US? She was taller than me, just had really tiny feet.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Cassandra, I have all-but-freakishly large feet. My mom and sister wear an 8.5; that’s much closer to the average for US women, I think.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

8.5 is certainly the size I see the most of when I’m in the kind of shoe store where you can see the boxes. It seems like most stores carry roughly 7-9, and if you’re outside that range then it’s the internet for you.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Man, I WISH I had size 8 feet. I wear a 10, and the reason I have so many shoes is because if they fit and are cute, I’m buying.

dustydeste: Nordstrom Rack and DSW seem to have an OK 10.5 selection.

baileyrenee
baileyrenee
11 years ago

Oooooh, are we talking about boots? I think I need to save up for these, I’ve always wanted docs in this colour…

http://www.drmartenscanada.ca/womens/1460-cherry-red-boot.html

kittehserf
11 years ago

serrana, cool boots!

dustydeste, me too! US 10/European 41 is about my size, though that varies with the brand and shape, and whether I can get orthotics into ’em. That’s around 8.5 or 9 in Aus sizings. I was an Aus 7.5 years ago, but my feet have long since expanded to take up any space available. (Sort of like cats, really.)

We’re having stupid weather too. Hot, cold, hot, cold. Supposed to be 27C today and 16C tomorrow; mid morning they decided no, only 24C today. It doesn’t feel like that outside now, but with Idiot Daylight Saving the top temp won’t be until about 5pm anyway. It’s cold enough indoors right now I’ve just gone and put on a spare pair of stockings (cos I listened to the weather report and wore lighter-weight shoes, didn’t I?)

La Strega
11 years ago

The one thing that shocked e about “The Bling Ring” was learning Paris Hilton wears a size 11.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

She’s pretty tall, isn’t she? So it seemed unsurprising to me that she would also have big feet.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Cherry-red Docs look great! I really like their floral boots. Sadly can’t wear ’em, they’re just too painful to break in.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

hellkell: One of the things that makes me sad about moving to Canada is that there aren’t any DSW stores here; they were one of my go-tos back in Virginia — in fact, I think I bought my wedding shoes there 😀 Thanks for putting me onto Nordstrom Rack, though; I’m definitely going to be going through their catalogue! I’ve mostly been shopping at Payless recently; the selection’s not great, but I can get men’s sneakers in my size and every now and then there’s a pair of boots or flats in the women’s 11s that fit.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Oh, er… actually apparently Nordstrom Rack has nothing in a 10.5 and only two pairs of sandals in an 11, so… more Payless shoes for meeee! I did just get a cute pair of short boots there last week though; they’re Payless so they’ll fall apart in a year or whatever, but hey, cheap shoes in my size 🙂

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Damn. If you go down to Bellingham, there might be a Rack there.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Well, poo. There’s none in Bellingham, but there are plenty in the Seattle area.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

I’m actually “stuck” in Canada for the time being; if I cross the border right now, they might not let me back in. Like, they probably would, but I don’t really want to risk it at all, haha. I’ll probably hit up DSW when I’m at my parents’ for Thanksgiving/Christmas, though! And I’ll keep Seattle in mind for when I can cross the border without risking being stuck on one side 😀

Basically, immigrating is a pain in the ass. A worthwhile pain in the ass, in my case, but still.

La Strega
11 years ago

I’m only 5’5″ and wear a size 10. Damn bone spurs.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

dustydeste: That is a pain in the arse.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Does anyone else have trouble getting calf or knee high boots ‘cos they don’t have really thin calves? Most boots seem to be made on the assumption that you do.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Ugh, yes, I hate that, kittehs. I don’t know why there aren’t more wide-calf boots available; it’s not like there’s not a lot of women with non-tiny calves. I about threw a party last year when I found a pair that were wide-calf 10.5s! Like a five-leafed clover, those!

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Man, shoes, big feet…

For some reason, everybody is giants where I live. I mean, seriously tall.

I’m six feet tall and I get a crick in my neck walking around here looking up at guys.

I wear size elevens or twelves, and I have the small feet.

Also, in completely unrelated news, that second glass of wine was either a GREAT idea for relaxation after a hard day at the office, or else a TERRIBLE idea for some post-work productivity. And it’s going to be a little while before I figure out which one of those priorities actually trumps…..

kittehserf
11 years ago

Oh gods, yes! It’s like the whole “larger” in trousers means you’ve got to be about six feet tall. At least some brands have figured out that no, it ain’t necessarily so.

I had a pair of knee boots I where my shoe repair guy ended up putting elastic gussets in the legs so I could go on wearing them, once I’d gained a bit of weight.