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Spearheader: A female student’s critical column on Columbus proves women don’t deserve college educations

Hey, I kidnapped some people for you!
Look, I kidnapped some people for you!

Our dear friend W.F. Price of The Spearhead celebrated Columbus Day yesterday with a post suggesting that “American girls” are too weak-minded to deserve college educations.

Price’s misogyny is nothing new, but what, you may wonder, is the connection to Columbus Day? Well, you see, Price ran across a column in the Daily Nebraskan by a female student named Shelby Fleig that was, well, rather critical of Mr. Columbus, pointing out, among other things, that he kidnapped and enslaved many of those he encountered in the Americas.

Fleig’s piece is a tad simplistic at times — at one point it says that when Columbus arrived in the Americas he encountered a “civilization close to 14,000 years old,” which is just plain wrong; there were people in the Americas around 14,000 years ago, but there were no civilizations anywhere on earth that far back. Still, the piece certainly reflects reality far more closely than anything you’ll find on The Spearhead on any given day.

To Price, though, the column is such an unpatriotic abomination that he considers it evidence that education is wasted on women. No, really.

Little Ms. Fleig certainly has it in for her forefathers, but is it really her fault? Probably not. She, like most other college girls, is simply parroting what’s been fed to her by her profs. Girls are good at that, which is why teachers like them so much — they’re easy.

If you’re the father of an American girl, is this really what you want your daughter to absorb over the course of four years? Does it add any value whatsoever to the family or to the nation?

I’m not sure what specifically Price is objecting to about Fleig’s account — aside from its mild profanity (the word “bullshit”) and its less-than-reverential tone towards an icon of American history. But he offers no rebuttal, perhaps because he really can’t. While Fleig may be a bit ahistorical in her judgment of Columbus, it’s a fact that he kidnapped and enslaved hundreds of natives and committed other atrocities. It’s a fact that he paved the way for conquest and genocide. History isn’t pretty.

But Price is only getting started, telling fathers of “American girls” that

Your money would be much better spent sending her to sewing or baking school. Let’s face it: Ms. Fleig isn’t going to discover the cure for cancer. Despite being an attractive young woman, she isn’t going to colonize Mars, either (at her size, she’d be too expensive to launch out of the Earth’s atmosphere).

Yep, he goes there. No manosphere screed is complete without a bit of gratuitous fat-shaming.

In all likelihood, the best she could hope for is a nonprofit or government job fully funded by her father’s and brother’s tax bills.

Because girls can’t handle real jobs. Because jobs at nonprofits or with the government aren’t real jobs. Because nonprofits are funded entirely by the government. And because only men pay taxes.

And yet she represents 60% of college students. What an enormous, unsustainable waste. It’s impolitic to point it out, but from a cost-benefit point of view, in most cases higher education is entirely wasted on women, and as in Ms. Fleig’s case is often counterproductive.

So that’s Price’s thoughtful and logical rebuttal to Fleig’s article: a post that addresses none of her arguments, posits the natural inferiority of women, and attacks her for her apparent weight.

Let’s see what the highly erudite Spearhead readers have to say about it in the comments.

Gender Foreigner suggests that women, born to obey, are simply obeying the wrong people:

Women don’t know how to think: they know how to obey. So, let’s tell them what to do. What they lack is MEN to obey instead of girls to obey. Barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen, obeying masculine will. As long as they do that they will feign civility.

Dire Badger, for his part, acknowledges that Columbus did a lot of terrible things, but argues that this doesn’t matter because reasons. He also uses profanity, though Price doesn’t step in to rebuke him for that.

[I]n the end, individual racial and cultural atrocities mean NOTHING the moment the last person that witnessed them dies…. but things like achievements in literature, art, science… the true immortality that keeps building as part of a cultural intellectual inheritance. The only meaning that such atrocities have is to teach us NOT TO DO THEM AGAIN. Anything else is beating the dead victim horse for no benefit whatsoever, and merely punishes the people that had NOTHING to do with the original atrocity.

In short, columbus opened up america for expansion. He sailed the ocean blue in a way that hadn’t been achieved for nearly 400 years since the vikings.
As for the rest? FUCK YOU. Get over it already, you pussy.

In a followup comment, he adds:

Columbus rediscovered America by a monumental navigational goofup… funny story… What he did afterwards doesn’t concern me except as an object lesson. I honor the accomplishment but have no reason to diminish it by sorrow over a bunch of people who would still be more than 400 years dead if Columbus had never existed.

Schlomo, meanwhile, is mad at Fleig for not blaming Columbus’ mom for the whole thing:

What irks me is that feminists constantly blame only men– and then mostly white men– for all evil in the world. They don’t look at women’s roles in raising boys to be exploiters; or in bedding “bad boys” (thus rewarding their brutality); or in serving as Nazi prison guards, etc.

White females helped run plantations in the Old South and ran them alone during the Civil War. Ergo, it’s a lie that gals are innately “better” than guys. After all, they became queens of men feminists now demonize… and sometimes were the evil-incarnate leaders of countries themselves.

Nowhere, of course, do feminists praise men for the creating the Magna Carta or washing machines or hi-fi systems. No kudos, either, for males who wiped out polio and provided potable water. Also, no credit for inventing penicillin or making cars safer. Always and everywhere feminists blame-blame-blame. You never hear them collectively apologize for THEIR shite, like their hysterical historical foresisters’ White Feather campaigns… or sleeping with the enemy.

Where is the condemnation of Sacagawea for helping Whitey conquer her “people”?

It’s like domestic violence: fembots never talk about the equal evil women do.

Wilson, meanwhile, decides that Fleig is the truly evil one, not Columbus, based on a bunch of TRUE FACTS about her he’s pulled from his own posterior:

Conquest through genocide is not actually immoral, since there is no “social contract” being violated, though the greed of it may be questionable. Fleig would support a genocide against whites, so she is in no position to judge anyway, and her motivations–spite, malice, nihilism, betrayal–are much more evil than Columbus’s straightforward and productive ambition

But Fleig does have one defender amongst the Spearhead regulars, a fella named Dragnet, who happily declares that “corn-fed” gals like her please his penis. No, really, that’s his argument.

Being from the Midwest myself, I find her buxom, corn-fed heft absolutely delightful. I have had more than a few liaisons with her similarly endowed Midwestern sisters–to this day my manhood rises in salute.

What I wouldn’t give for more women on the east coast to be built like Miss Fleig. There’s a well-built, fulsome hardiness to the women of the Midwest that you really don’t find out East. God bless them all.

Well, I’m glad these superior-brained, independent-minded men have put us all straight on these important historical issues.

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kittehserf
11 years ago

Profeceus?

LOL!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Ashes to ashes, feces to…

kittehserf
11 years ago

Who can find a racist man? For his Price is far below feces.

/nottheKingJamesBible

Redcap
Redcap
11 years ago

katz: The little-known Titan of Shit, and an important soldier during the Titanomachy. His most famous deed was when he snuck into Zeus’ palace and, uh, “ruined” his bedroom. Poor Zeus was paralyzed with grief…

katz
11 years ago

He can be identified in iconography by the skidmarks on his butt.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

@ Redcap

See, that’s just like a god influenced by feminism, going around criticizing some poor guy’s decorating skills.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“No kudos, either, for males who wiped out polio and provided potable water.”

This is news to me and my monthly checks on how polio eradication is going, or that I assume he means John Snow’s discovery of how cholera was spreading.

Salk’s a fucking hero in Pittsburgh, one of the Pitt buildings is Salk Hall and the lobby area has a whole display on polio and his cure.

Wiped it out though? No, sadly not yet. Back in 5 with the update on that.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Totally OT but

look

at

these

boots!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

God fucking damnit. The outbreak in Somolia has infected 170 people so far, though it is slowing. (That’s more than the worldwide total this time last year)

Wiped out polio my ass. Maybe Zombie Salk can go immunize the kids in the inaccessible parts of Somolia and actually get that done?

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Ooooh, I really like that second pair, kittehs!

acrannymint
11 years ago

Words of wisdom from my dad when another manager commented on the way one of my dad’s employees dressed – I don’t care how he dresses as long as he is a good engineer. He didn’t care about gender either. When I told him I wanted to go into engineering he was thrilled.

Hry
Hry
11 years ago

For those of you who aren’t aware, twitter is blowing up Steubenville II right now. Things are moving fast, CNN is running a report at 7 tonight I believe.

kittehserf
11 years ago

I like ’em all, dustydeste, and am WRATHFUL that the damn store doesn’t have ’em in my size! arggghlefroth

katz
11 years ago

Those are epic boots. Makes me wish I lived somewhere cold enough to make them comfortable.

toujoursgai
11 years ago

Apparently feminists should be organizing to apologize for every shitty thing a woman has ever done – just like we’re constantly asking men to apologize for all the evils in the world. Because that’s totally what feminism is about – not cultural criticism, not an attempt to learn from history, not an effort to right social injustices. All we want is for individual men to apologize for everything any man has ever done.

Also, a core tenet of feminism is that women are inherently superior to men. Thank God I discovered MRA’s, or I never would have known that I’ve been doing feminism wrong for years!

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

I just bought these boots and it won’t get cool enough to wear them. It was 85F/29C here today. Stupid weather.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

serrana: it’s supposed to get no higher than 60 here tomorrow, how about H-town?

Shaenon
11 years ago

By writing a semi-coherent essay with only three or four major factual errors, this college student has already achieved more in her career than W.F. Price.

If only she had blamed the genocides on Queen Isabella. Then maybe we could agree that genocide is bad.

We had a troll who used to do that! Or rather, he blamed Queen Isabella for the deaths of white explorers. He wasn’t too bothered by the genocide stuff.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Aww, I feel your pain, kittehs. I’m a size US W 10.5ish, which is generally just not made; the sizes skip straight from 10 (too small) to 11 (alright usually I guess) for most shoes, if they even go up that high. I’d say shopping is basically my nemesis because fashion is stupid and doesn’t make sizes that fit my body, except I love clothes and stuff so… yeah. Very love-hate relationship, me and shopping.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

7.5W in women’s, or 5.5 (6 in practice) in men’s boy’s. I tend to wear boy’s sneakers in other words, or rather, now I wear just my boots because holy fuck THEY FIT WELL! (Yeah, I’m tiny sized. Or fun sized as my ex-fiancé put it. But I don’t need a chair cushion for my scrawny ass!)

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

hellkell, our high is 75 tomorrow. We’re getting there!

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Boo, I haven’t fit a women’s 7.5 since… I think I was 8 or so? I’m super jealous 😛 My body just decided to grow everything inconvenient to outrageous sizes, really; silly body.

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

Who doesn’t like an adhom attack instead of an argument? I mean, if you can’t debate it, insult the debater!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I guess Argenti and I can share shoes…do American people have bigger feet than Brits, though? Because I always figured my shoe size was about average back home.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

I have the inverse problem, nothing fits because a small leaves me swimming in it. Oddly proportioned, tiny, twisted spine so anything too fitted is out as it looks funny (hell, loosely fitted things sometimes look all wrong because of the way they fall, since my shoulders aren’t the same height and my rib cage twists with my spine)

My ties are fun, I have like 1~2″ leeway between the tip being in my crotch and the tail being too long. I iz short. (No, like, when I looked up the stats to do the math on how drunk that 14 year old rape victim would’ve been, I’m the same size as your average 14 year old girl)