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Spearheader: A female student’s critical column on Columbus proves women don’t deserve college educations

Hey, I kidnapped some people for you!
Look, I kidnapped some people for you!

Our dear friend W.F. Price of The Spearhead celebrated Columbus Day yesterday with a post suggesting that “American girls” are too weak-minded to deserve college educations.

Price’s misogyny is nothing new, but what, you may wonder, is the connection to Columbus Day? Well, you see, Price ran across a column in the Daily Nebraskan by a female student named Shelby Fleig that was, well, rather critical of Mr. Columbus, pointing out, among other things, that he kidnapped and enslaved many of those he encountered in the Americas.

Fleig’s piece is a tad simplistic at times — at one point it says that when Columbus arrived in the Americas he encountered a “civilization close to 14,000 years old,” which is just plain wrong; there were people in the Americas around 14,000 years ago, but there were no civilizations anywhere on earth that far back. Still, the piece certainly reflects reality far more closely than anything you’ll find on The Spearhead on any given day.

To Price, though, the column is such an unpatriotic abomination that he considers it evidence that education is wasted on women. No, really.

Little Ms. Fleig certainly has it in for her forefathers, but is it really her fault? Probably not. She, like most other college girls, is simply parroting what’s been fed to her by her profs. Girls are good at that, which is why teachers like them so much — they’re easy.

If you’re the father of an American girl, is this really what you want your daughter to absorb over the course of four years? Does it add any value whatsoever to the family or to the nation?

I’m not sure what specifically Price is objecting to about Fleig’s account — aside from its mild profanity (the word “bullshit”) and its less-than-reverential tone towards an icon of American history. But he offers no rebuttal, perhaps because he really can’t. While Fleig may be a bit ahistorical in her judgment of Columbus, it’s a fact that he kidnapped and enslaved hundreds of natives and committed other atrocities. It’s a fact that he paved the way for conquest and genocide. History isn’t pretty.

But Price is only getting started, telling fathers of “American girls” that

Your money would be much better spent sending her to sewing or baking school. Let’s face it: Ms. Fleig isn’t going to discover the cure for cancer. Despite being an attractive young woman, she isn’t going to colonize Mars, either (at her size, she’d be too expensive to launch out of the Earth’s atmosphere).

Yep, he goes there. No manosphere screed is complete without a bit of gratuitous fat-shaming.

In all likelihood, the best she could hope for is a nonprofit or government job fully funded by her father’s and brother’s tax bills.

Because girls can’t handle real jobs. Because jobs at nonprofits or with the government aren’t real jobs. Because nonprofits are funded entirely by the government. And because only men pay taxes.

And yet she represents 60% of college students. What an enormous, unsustainable waste. It’s impolitic to point it out, but from a cost-benefit point of view, in most cases higher education is entirely wasted on women, and as in Ms. Fleig’s case is often counterproductive.

So that’s Price’s thoughtful and logical rebuttal to Fleig’s article: a post that addresses none of her arguments, posits the natural inferiority of women, and attacks her for her apparent weight.

Let’s see what the highly erudite Spearhead readers have to say about it in the comments.

Gender Foreigner suggests that women, born to obey, are simply obeying the wrong people:

Women don’t know how to think: they know how to obey. So, let’s tell them what to do. What they lack is MEN to obey instead of girls to obey. Barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen, obeying masculine will. As long as they do that they will feign civility.

Dire Badger, for his part, acknowledges that Columbus did a lot of terrible things, but argues that this doesn’t matter because reasons. He also uses profanity, though Price doesn’t step in to rebuke him for that.

[I]n the end, individual racial and cultural atrocities mean NOTHING the moment the last person that witnessed them dies…. but things like achievements in literature, art, science… the true immortality that keeps building as part of a cultural intellectual inheritance. The only meaning that such atrocities have is to teach us NOT TO DO THEM AGAIN. Anything else is beating the dead victim horse for no benefit whatsoever, and merely punishes the people that had NOTHING to do with the original atrocity.

In short, columbus opened up america for expansion. He sailed the ocean blue in a way that hadn’t been achieved for nearly 400 years since the vikings.
As for the rest? FUCK YOU. Get over it already, you pussy.

In a followup comment, he adds:

Columbus rediscovered America by a monumental navigational goofup… funny story… What he did afterwards doesn’t concern me except as an object lesson. I honor the accomplishment but have no reason to diminish it by sorrow over a bunch of people who would still be more than 400 years dead if Columbus had never existed.

Schlomo, meanwhile, is mad at Fleig for not blaming Columbus’ mom for the whole thing:

What irks me is that feminists constantly blame only men– and then mostly white men– for all evil in the world. They don’t look at women’s roles in raising boys to be exploiters; or in bedding “bad boys” (thus rewarding their brutality); or in serving as Nazi prison guards, etc.

White females helped run plantations in the Old South and ran them alone during the Civil War. Ergo, it’s a lie that gals are innately “better” than guys. After all, they became queens of men feminists now demonize… and sometimes were the evil-incarnate leaders of countries themselves.

Nowhere, of course, do feminists praise men for the creating the Magna Carta or washing machines or hi-fi systems. No kudos, either, for males who wiped out polio and provided potable water. Also, no credit for inventing penicillin or making cars safer. Always and everywhere feminists blame-blame-blame. You never hear them collectively apologize for THEIR shite, like their hysterical historical foresisters’ White Feather campaigns… or sleeping with the enemy.

Where is the condemnation of Sacagawea for helping Whitey conquer her “people”?

It’s like domestic violence: fembots never talk about the equal evil women do.

Wilson, meanwhile, decides that Fleig is the truly evil one, not Columbus, based on a bunch of TRUE FACTS about her he’s pulled from his own posterior:

Conquest through genocide is not actually immoral, since there is no “social contract” being violated, though the greed of it may be questionable. Fleig would support a genocide against whites, so she is in no position to judge anyway, and her motivations–spite, malice, nihilism, betrayal–are much more evil than Columbus’s straightforward and productive ambition

But Fleig does have one defender amongst the Spearhead regulars, a fella named Dragnet, who happily declares that “corn-fed” gals like her please his penis. No, really, that’s his argument.

Being from the Midwest myself, I find her buxom, corn-fed heft absolutely delightful. I have had more than a few liaisons with her similarly endowed Midwestern sisters–to this day my manhood rises in salute.

What I wouldn’t give for more women on the east coast to be built like Miss Fleig. There’s a well-built, fulsome hardiness to the women of the Midwest that you really don’t find out East. God bless them all.

Well, I’m glad these superior-brained, independent-minded men have put us all straight on these important historical issues.

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Perry
Perry
11 years ago

W.F. Price does have children. I hope they turn out better adjusted than he did.

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Just a wild guess on my part, but if anyone ever does find a cure for cancer I’m going to guess a large body of different people’s work will be responsible. And all of those people will not be of just of one gender or the other.

Morrigan
11 years ago

Past all the hate and ignorance, part of what is infuriating about this stuff is that I feel as though there is nothing I can do about it. My family dismisses me when I try to explain the problem with sexist generalizations, let alone people like these Spearheads whose views are far more vile.

kittehserf
11 years ago

I’m not sure what specifically Price is objecting to about Fleig’s account

She’s criticising a white dude. What else is needed?

kittehserf
11 years ago

Also, there are obviously no “fathers of American girls” who might just be descendants of those people enslaved or otherwise brutalised by Columbus and his followers. No American guy is going to read Fleig’s account and agree with it. No, “fathers of American girls” are obviously all willfully ignorant, racist white dudes like WTF Priceless and his followers.

Not to mention that “parrotting professors” seems to be Price-speak for actually learning the subject instead of shoving the fingers in the ear and saying “La la la I can’t hear you!” as I suppose he recommends.

ostara321
ostara321
11 years ago

[I]n the end, individual racial and cultural atrocities mean NOTHING the moment the last person that witnessed them dies….

Right, because racism isn’t an insidious, institutionalized thing that lingers on for generations, hundreds, if not thousands of years after the cultural atrocities occurred. Sweet cheezits, does it hurt them to be this willfully disingenuous?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Well, that’s American racists for you – in order to qualify as a “real American” you need to not have had any ancestors who were already living in the Americas prior to the arrival of the conquistadors.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Well, that’s American racists for you – in order to qualify as a “real American” you need to not have had any ancestors who were already living in the Americas prior to the arrival of the conquistadors.

And be white. Otherwise you’ll have all those Brown Immigrants wanting to be called real Americans, too.

kittehserf
11 years ago

LOL at kitty’s expression!

baileyrenee
baileyrenee
11 years ago

I watched that hedgehog GIF far too many times, and after I type this I’m gonna watch it again. That face the cat makes XD

Cthulhu's Intern
11 years ago

Oh, speaking of cats, I went home from college this weekend. My sister got a new kitten, and she’s amazing. She’s a fluffy calico named S’more. I love her tail. It’s all long and poofy.
While I was there, she started to like me, she let me pet her and scratch her. While she doesn’t like sitting on laps or being picked up, she’s very playful. She loves chasing things.
Needless to say, when she got her my cat wasn’t that happy. She growled and hissed at S’more and hid under my bed. It was right after me and my brother left for college. It was clear that she was saying “This is not right. I want the guys back and I want this cat out of my house.” But they’re getting along better. Still, can’t say they’re friends, yet.
Unfortunately, I did not take any pictures. I might when I come home again in November, though.

ignotussomnium
11 years ago

I wouldn’t wish that on a poor hedgehog.

It’s amusing but sad how they can’t actually argue facts and instead turn to fat jokes and weird comments about colonizing Mars.

It’s a good thing that there aren’t any Native Americans still around who are still socioeconomically oppressed thanks to centuries of genocide, right? Oh wait.

True story: last year at Virgina Tech there was some homecoming thing where people voted for a court or something. One of the candidates went with the campaign theme of “indian tribe”. You can imagine how that went over. When asked by to stop doing that, the candidate supposedly said she didn’t know Native Americans still existed.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

When asked by to stop doing that, the candidate supposedly said she didn’t know Native Americans still existed.

Your education dollars at work!

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

I think it’s worth pointing out that the definition of “civilization” is pretty subjective. In the more Western sense of the word, yeah, they weren’t living in cities and farming. But it’s not as if the indigenous hunter-gatherers didn’t have a complex culture and weren’t capable of clothing and feeding themselves. In all but the most superfluous qualifications of the word, the native people of the Americas were ancient civilizations- perhaps the error is more in labeling countless separate tribes and cultures as a single civilization.
At any rate, I think the way these people are just plain ignoring historical fact because it’s not patriotic enough says a lot about how they see the world in general.

baileyrenee
baileyrenee
11 years ago

@ignotussomnium

As a Canadian that is so weird to me. We have quite a few serious problems with how we treat Aboriginals here, but thinking they’re some mythical beasts of legend? Wow.

kittehserf
11 years ago

@ignotussomnium – holy shit, how ignorant can someone be?

… don’t answer that.

scarlettpipstrelle
11 years ago

And, just remember, women never invent anything or contribute anything to a real, productive profession anyway. http://www.computerworld.com/slideshow/detail/123864/The-unsung-women-of-technology

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

True story: last year at Virgina Tech there was some homecoming thing where people voted for a court or something. One of the candidates went with the campaign theme of “indian tribe”. You can imagine how that went over. When asked by to stop doing that, the candidate supposedly said she didn’t know Native Americans still existed.

As a VT alumna, I can confirm that this definitely happened, and it was awful and the administration didn’t seem to give two shits about it, and the people responsible were pretty well unapologetic. Also, for more totes fun True Story™: This year one of the sororities was blasting Blurred Lines on the Drillfield to promote themselves to freshmen.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

If only she had blamed the genocides on Queen Isabella. Then maybe we could agree that genocide is bad.

Xen
Xen
11 years ago

Is there not one thing women can do without these guys bawling about it? Even if it’s something beneficial to society they flip!

And that genocide comment…dude, no, that’s sick.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Is there not one thing women can do without these guys bawling about it?

Blowjobs are OK, I think, as long as they’re being given to the correct men.

(By which I mean men who are white, highly misogynistic, politically conservative, and not in any way conventionally attractive. Otherwise the woman is an evil cock carousel riding hypergamous bitch who is destroying society.)

Redcap
Redcap
11 years ago

My face is doing contortions I didn’t think possible. These people are the humans Prometheus created when he ran out of river clay and was forced to use feces instead.

katz
11 years ago

Profeceus?

kittehserf
11 years ago

Blowjobs are OK, I think, as long as they’re being given to the correct men.

(By which I mean men who are white, highly misogynistic, politically conservative, and not in any way conventionally attractive. Otherwise the woman is an evil cock carousel riding hypergamous bitch who is destroying society.)

Hey, cool, I always wanted to be one of those.