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Spearheader: A female student’s critical column on Columbus proves women don’t deserve college educations

Hey, I kidnapped some people for you!
Look, I kidnapped some people for you!

Our dear friend W.F. Price of The Spearhead celebrated Columbus Day yesterday with a post suggesting that “American girls” are too weak-minded to deserve college educations.

Price’s misogyny is nothing new, but what, you may wonder, is the connection to Columbus Day? Well, you see, Price ran across a column in the Daily Nebraskan by a female student named Shelby Fleig that was, well, rather critical of Mr. Columbus, pointing out, among other things, that he kidnapped and enslaved many of those he encountered in the Americas.

Fleig’s piece is a tad simplistic at times — at one point it says that when Columbus arrived in the Americas he encountered a “civilization close to 14,000 years old,” which is just plain wrong; there were people in the Americas around 14,000 years ago, but there were no civilizations anywhere on earth that far back. Still, the piece certainly reflects reality far more closely than anything you’ll find on The Spearhead on any given day.

To Price, though, the column is such an unpatriotic abomination that he considers it evidence that education is wasted on women. No, really.

Little Ms. Fleig certainly has it in for her forefathers, but is it really her fault? Probably not. She, like most other college girls, is simply parroting what’s been fed to her by her profs. Girls are good at that, which is why teachers like them so much — they’re easy.

If you’re the father of an American girl, is this really what you want your daughter to absorb over the course of four years? Does it add any value whatsoever to the family or to the nation?

I’m not sure what specifically Price is objecting to about Fleig’s account — aside from its mild profanity (the word “bullshit”) and its less-than-reverential tone towards an icon of American history. But he offers no rebuttal, perhaps because he really can’t. While Fleig may be a bit ahistorical in her judgment of Columbus, it’s a fact that he kidnapped and enslaved hundreds of natives and committed other atrocities. It’s a fact that he paved the way for conquest and genocide. History isn’t pretty.

But Price is only getting started, telling fathers of “American girls” that

Your money would be much better spent sending her to sewing or baking school. Let’s face it: Ms. Fleig isn’t going to discover the cure for cancer. Despite being an attractive young woman, she isn’t going to colonize Mars, either (at her size, she’d be too expensive to launch out of the Earth’s atmosphere).

Yep, he goes there. No manosphere screed is complete without a bit of gratuitous fat-shaming.

In all likelihood, the best she could hope for is a nonprofit or government job fully funded by her father’s and brother’s tax bills.

Because girls can’t handle real jobs. Because jobs at nonprofits or with the government aren’t real jobs. Because nonprofits are funded entirely by the government. And because only men pay taxes.

And yet she represents 60% of college students. What an enormous, unsustainable waste. It’s impolitic to point it out, but from a cost-benefit point of view, in most cases higher education is entirely wasted on women, and as in Ms. Fleig’s case is often counterproductive.

So that’s Price’s thoughtful and logical rebuttal to Fleig’s article: a post that addresses none of her arguments, posits the natural inferiority of women, and attacks her for her apparent weight.

Let’s see what the highly erudite Spearhead readers have to say about it in the comments.

Gender Foreigner suggests that women, born to obey, are simply obeying the wrong people:

Women don’t know how to think: they know how to obey. So, let’s tell them what to do. What they lack is MEN to obey instead of girls to obey. Barefoot, pregnant in the kitchen, obeying masculine will. As long as they do that they will feign civility.

Dire Badger, for his part, acknowledges that Columbus did a lot of terrible things, but argues that this doesn’t matter because reasons. He also uses profanity, though Price doesn’t step in to rebuke him for that.

[I]n the end, individual racial and cultural atrocities mean NOTHING the moment the last person that witnessed them dies…. but things like achievements in literature, art, science… the true immortality that keeps building as part of a cultural intellectual inheritance. The only meaning that such atrocities have is to teach us NOT TO DO THEM AGAIN. Anything else is beating the dead victim horse for no benefit whatsoever, and merely punishes the people that had NOTHING to do with the original atrocity.

In short, columbus opened up america for expansion. He sailed the ocean blue in a way that hadn’t been achieved for nearly 400 years since the vikings.
As for the rest? FUCK YOU. Get over it already, you pussy.

In a followup comment, he adds:

Columbus rediscovered America by a monumental navigational goofup… funny story… What he did afterwards doesn’t concern me except as an object lesson. I honor the accomplishment but have no reason to diminish it by sorrow over a bunch of people who would still be more than 400 years dead if Columbus had never existed.

Schlomo, meanwhile, is mad at Fleig for not blaming Columbus’ mom for the whole thing:

What irks me is that feminists constantly blame only men– and then mostly white men– for all evil in the world. They don’t look at women’s roles in raising boys to be exploiters; or in bedding “bad boys” (thus rewarding their brutality); or in serving as Nazi prison guards, etc.

White females helped run plantations in the Old South and ran them alone during the Civil War. Ergo, it’s a lie that gals are innately “better” than guys. After all, they became queens of men feminists now demonize… and sometimes were the evil-incarnate leaders of countries themselves.

Nowhere, of course, do feminists praise men for the creating the Magna Carta or washing machines or hi-fi systems. No kudos, either, for males who wiped out polio and provided potable water. Also, no credit for inventing penicillin or making cars safer. Always and everywhere feminists blame-blame-blame. You never hear them collectively apologize for THEIR shite, like their hysterical historical foresisters’ White Feather campaigns… or sleeping with the enemy.

Where is the condemnation of Sacagawea for helping Whitey conquer her “people”?

It’s like domestic violence: fembots never talk about the equal evil women do.

Wilson, meanwhile, decides that Fleig is the truly evil one, not Columbus, based on a bunch of TRUE FACTS about her he’s pulled from his own posterior:

Conquest through genocide is not actually immoral, since there is no “social contract” being violated, though the greed of it may be questionable. Fleig would support a genocide against whites, so she is in no position to judge anyway, and her motivations–spite, malice, nihilism, betrayal–are much more evil than Columbus’s straightforward and productive ambition

But Fleig does have one defender amongst the Spearhead regulars, a fella named Dragnet, who happily declares that “corn-fed” gals like her please his penis. No, really, that’s his argument.

Being from the Midwest myself, I find her buxom, corn-fed heft absolutely delightful. I have had more than a few liaisons with her similarly endowed Midwestern sisters–to this day my manhood rises in salute.

What I wouldn’t give for more women on the east coast to be built like Miss Fleig. There’s a well-built, fulsome hardiness to the women of the Midwest that you really don’t find out East. God bless them all.

Well, I’m glad these superior-brained, independent-minded men have put us all straight on these important historical issues.

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Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

Wow. That’s cold.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

That’s…at least he’s not charging pet rent.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Yoyo. Please. WTH. If you’re on moderation, it’s probably a combination of “you’re new” and “you’re turning this into the Yoyo show.”

If you’re going to complain about how you didn’t know what you were doing wrong because you’re not psychic or whatever, take into consideration the fact that no one else here is psychic either and we can’t just magically know that you’re only trying to introduce your poor, misguided self… especially when you come in complaining about how much you hate the tone of this place and the kind of things that regulars are generally posting in the comments. THAT’S NOT EXACTLY A WAY TO INSPIRE TRUST AND GAIN A FORGIVING AUDIENCE.

And as far as I can tell, you STILL haven’t quite grasped the advice to “read more, type less.” I highly advise that you figure out what the fuck was meant by that, because DAMN, JUST STOP TYPING ALREADY YOU ARE NOT WINNING ANY FRIENDS HERE.

It’s not like people won’t forgive you if you make an effort, but making an effort as meant here does not involve typing your fingers off to give us a play-by-play of your feelings. To be frank, I think it’s been made pretty damn clear that no one here gives two fucks about your feelings. If you want to engage in a mutually respectful way here, you’re going to need to shut up and come back in a few days when people aren’t as irritated at you, stop posting long long comments about where you whine about your feelings and attempt to justify the things people called you out for, and learn to not act pretentious or whatever all the time.

Seriously. “Pretentious” is not a writing style. It’s a thinking and being style, and not a becoming one for anyone.

(As apologies for continued engagement, please everyone accept this sweet picture of a huge moth that scared the bejeezus out of my husband during the summer.)

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I’m not sure that there’s any way to write “I met this feminist who was pretty, which surprised me because feminists are meant to be ugly, but I think that maybe she had poor self esteem earlier and that’s why she’s a feminist” that isn’t going to come across as weird and offensive. Sure, the way the ideas were delivered made things worse, but it was the ideas themselves that people were really put off by, as far as I could tell.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Oy, yoyoing fuckwit:

And kitteh, neo-nazis? Seriously? Talk about slippery slope.

The word was NEO-ATHEISTS not NEO-NAZIS.

Add to that the fact I was quoting tedthefed’s description of the sort of evopsych bullshit pulled by some neo-atheists and you get total fail for reading comprehension.

Take your stupid self home, kid, nobody’s impressed.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Argh, why the fuck did I click on that moth picture? Are they normally that hairy and it’s just too small to see?

katz
11 years ago

Well since all my comments now require moderation, I’m posting under my other email to get through, which will probably get me banned anyway.

Well. We’re done here.

If there is a rule (eg, “your comments must wait for moderation”) and your response is to find a way around that rule, that shows a complete lack of respect for the community and leaves absolutely no obligation for anyone to show you respect or engage with you.

Also, every new email address goes into first-post moderation, so you’re a moron.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

JESUS FUCK, that moth!!! Somebody hold me.

No need to apologize for engagment, this is a great lesson that there are consequences to barging into a place and showing your ass.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I feel like Godzilla is about to crawl out of the ocean and fight that thing.

opheliamonarch
11 years ago

Gah! Fucking poo, ploppy, pah!!!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Aww, who’s a cute little fuzzy moth?!

So…I, uh…lost one of the fry. Itty bitty fishie appears to have gotten trapped in the gravel, never would have known if it hadn’t been right against the tank. I think pecunium’s African violets are good to come out of the terrarium, and if not I’ll make them a ledge, because I’m using that tank bare bottom for the next batch of eggs, I feel like a horrible person >.<

On topic, Yoyo number 2, first rule of holes, seriously. Stop fucking digging. As for whether mocking them will make them change, you cannot, cannot, change someone who isn’t open to the idea. But making them look like an ass motivates most people to stop looking like an ass.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

(I will admit that it would be cute if I wasn’t looking at the size in comparison to the hand it’s perched on and imagining it flying into my face unexpectedly. The wings kind of look like bunny ears.)

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Apparently no one else finds that moth adorable? But guys, it’s FUZZY!

kittehserf
11 years ago

He never got the wedge back, and that unrepentant tiny orange cat had death farts all night long.

BWahahahahaha! Little ebil.

… I thought cat farts were always toxic. Fribbie’s poos have the power to neutralilse the stench of burnt plastic.

Here’s a Shorty and Kodi clip on “how to stop your cat scratching the furniture”.

http://youtu.be/XZYF7e4H9X8

kittehserf
11 years ago

http://youtu.be/XfnZYuic7-U

I can’t figure why those links aren’t embedding for you, ophelialmonarch. That’s weird.

Doggie!

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Awww, how do you people not see how cute that moth is? It’s adorable! The most adoribibel wittle moth that ever covered most of my hand!

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I’m not convinced that “widdle” is the correct word for a Moth of Unusual Size like that. Unless you live in Fern Gully and all your moths are that size or something.

katz
11 years ago

It’s the giant lunar moth! (Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)

opheliamonarch
11 years ago

WordPress hates me 🙁 it’s not even the right buggering video!

Loved the gorgeous moth, nighty night folks 🙂

kittehserf
11 years ago

Cute vid, tho’!

Niters! 🙂

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Ooooh, I wish all our moths were that big! I’d see more huge awesome moths and also my place as the valiant defender against all things fluttery and erratic would be even more firmly cemented! (Husbutt is the valiant defender against all things eight-legged and possibly venemous.)

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I can see the cute of the moth, but I’ve had giant fucking TX moths fly at my head, so I’m a little skittish around large flying objects.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Don’t even get me started on those big-ass flying cockroach things that are down here. Fuck a bunch of them.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

@opheliamonarch, I think the vids aren’t embedding because they’re mobile (m.youtube.com). If you hit “share” and choose “email,” you can copy & paste the link from the message. Time-consuming but effective!