It’s been a while since we checked in with LaidNYC, the alleged pickup artist whose sperm is LIQUID GOLD and whose wisdom about women, and life in general, is liquid, well, something else. Let’s see what we can learn from him.
In one recent post, Mr. LaidNYC brings his unique perspective to the question of raising boys, a topic I’m pretty sure he has no actual experience with. Well, after reading his advice, I can only hope that he has no actual experience with it, and that he never gets any. Some of his insights:
Marry a HAWT chick:
Choose his mother carefully. You are only half responsible for the genetic outcome of your child. You want a thin, young, healthy wife to help assure a healthy child. The mother should embrace the idea of wifely submission and a captain-first mate relationship in which she is not the captain. This will be your son’s first relationship model and it should embed natural gender roles in his mind forever.
Make sure your son knows he’s cockblocking you by even existing, and that you’re making a giant sacrifice by sticking around with mommy, even though she’s no longer the hottie she was when you married her, and you could TOTALLY be dating hotter chicks if she weren’t around.
Make him aware of your sacrifice. As a guy with game, you will likely be passing up lots of pussy and fun times if you choose to have kids. Make him aware of this. He should realize his existence is a gift from you. This will make him respect you more, and a child who respects his father has higher self-worth because he instinctively understands that his father is his genes.
Pay him money to approach HAWT chicks at Farmers’ Markets before he even reaches puberty. Because that’s not weird or creepy at all.
Have him approach girls. When he’s cute and pre-pubescent, take him to a park or farmers market and have him approach smoking hot babes. Give him cute stuff to say, he’ll have a 0% blowout rate. Make it fun for him, not “daddy is making me talk to girls again”. Use monetary incentives if necessary.
Get him a dog, because bitches are bitches amirite high five bro! No, really, that’s his argument:
Get a dog. A dog teaches kids how to love and how to be in charge of something they love. The parallels between dog training and game are staggering.
Also, be a drunk and a letch, because somehow this will benefit him.
Set up some dominoes for him to topple. This is fun. Buy a small piece of bar so he can easily be a bartender when he’s 18. Befriend families in the neighborhood who have hot daughters so he can have an in to fuck them. … Be a regular at a bar or strip club and pass the status on to him.
What kind of status points to you accumulate, exactly, by being a creepy old dude hanging out in a strip club all the time?
Speaking of creepy old dudes, let’s take a look at another post from LaidNYC with the seemingly inoffensive title The Walls of Facebook, in which our hero villain explains some research he’s conducted by creeping through the Facebook pictures of teen girls.
Back when I still had Facebook, I was routinely shocked at HOW MUCH hotter girls, even in their early to mid twenties, used to be just a few years earlier.
In fact, Facebook shows that when women peak is even younger than anyone blogging under their real name would care to admit. Common red pill dogma states that women are their hottest between 18-24.
I say this is bullshit. Try 15-19.
Even that is generous for modern girls in prosperous countries. If she’s going to college to binge drink on weekends and swipe her mealplan card at the buffet line, her peak likely ceases her first semester at around age 18.
True female peak, on average, is probably around 16-18.
High schoolers.
Yep, this is the same guy who was just giving advice on how to be a good parent.
He continues:
Now, we in the red pill community try to stretch that peak to 23 or 24 because most guys don’t have the chance to bang high school girls. There’s the law, different social circles, cock-blocking parents, etc. So we lie to ourselves a bit and claim the 22, 23 year old girls we date are still at peak. Close enough for government work.
Yes, that’s right. He just complained about COCK-BLOCKING PARENTS.
I was going to keep going and go through a couple more posts of his today, but, honestly, HE JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT COCK-BLOCKING PARENTS. I’ve had enough of this creepy bullshit for one day.
I love how I’m already twice the “peak age” he asserts. I’m unmarried. I guess I should go become a nun now.
No, but seriously, even though my dad is a douchey patriarch, he’d pretty much murder someone like LaidInNYC if such a man were sleeping with me when I was 15. I’m not sure if that’s what he meant by “cockblocking”, but it seems a little understated. Prison or getting your ass kicked, that’s how it should be framed.
Is there a prize for being the creepiest fuck in the manosphere? Because he is certainly trying to win it.
That’s just gross. When I was 15-19 I would have avoided any guy who had a dad like that because dads like that were creepy as fuck and I’d always be worried about being left alone with them…
I’m still worried about being left alone with men like that. I don’t like being left alone with men half my age who are like that.
I’m thinking a “creepy as fuck” award needs to be put together for induhviduals such as LiNYC.
Liquid gold. What was the line in that one about ropes of yogurt? I’m almost certainly not the first person to be reminded of Vogon poetry by all that.
I just realized that even patriarchal Born Again Christians at least teach men to court one solitary woman, marry her, and then take care of her. Dare I say that such people are preferable over creepers and sexual predators like LaidInNYC? Being even less appealing than Fundamentalist patriarchy is definitely something worthy of an award for infamy.
Make your son feel guilty for existing: A primer for child abuse.
By LaidInNYC
Fair point. I am too. But I’m a hell of a lot less likely to blame myself forever if anything happened now than I was when I was a teen. Or hold on to that. Or have that become some all encompassing thing in my life that I can never get away from.
This reminded me of Br_don’s stories about his dad giving him porn and beer. LaidinNYC is is all-around creep.
Thank you, parents, for cock-blocking the creeps who wanted to fuck me when I was in high school*. I say we set up an official day for this – each parent already has their own day, why can’t they have one together?
*And thank you again for not embodying the related problem where parents fetishize their daughter’s virginity and make jokes about shooting any potential boyfriends. Thanks for allowing me to make me own decisions, giving me the skills to do so, and backing me up when I needed it. Which include spotting guys like LaidInNYC as creeps and not being afraid to call them out as such.
You know, I’ve been thinking recently about this topic of “peak beauty”, just in a very different and much less creepy way.
I’m 26, and just this year it clicked in my brain that my body is AWESOME. Not that I am a smoking hot babe or a runway model — but that I don’t *have* to be. My body is just fine the way it is, hairy lumpy places and cellulite and the odd pimple or gray hair and all. This is me, efforts to make myself otherwise are way too energy-consuming, and that’s okay.
Though I still have bad body image times, having been raised female in a culture that also breeds creepy assholes like L.I.NYC: It feels really great not to care what small-minded jackasses think.
I definitely did not have that outlook when I was 22, much less SIX fucking TEEN. I was a freaking wreck at those ages and that’s by far not uncommon. Shit, I still had baby fat and my facial structure hadn’t matured. It’s been said a thousand times before, but that’s clearly what these guys want: a frightened, insecure woman-child they can emotionally manipulate and dominate. They’re essentially pedophiles, and here L.I.NYC openly admits as much.
Mind you, this is all fantasy, isn’t it? Whoever writes this kind of stuff ain’t fucking nobody, much less cute high schoolers.
The “Make your son feel guilty for existing” part oddly reminds me of my father… um… gene donor. And I was his daughter, he made me feel shitty for existing, being a girl and possibly for not being from his first marriage*, OK, this might came after my mother filed for divorce. :3
* He had two sons from that first marriage.
Does LINYC have any tips for making sure your hawt wife gives birth to a son? Because the only thing creepier than imagining this misogynist asshole raising a boy is imagining how he would treat his daughter.
Speaking of creepy dads: for some reason, now that my face looks more adult and my fat has solidified in fairly consistent places, I’ve had a slew of older guys try to chat me up and in the course of our non-versations they’ve all expressed surprise that I’m not 17 or 18.
I’ve thought, “Way to go admitting you’d gladly hit on an underage girl, you prick”, and have wondered if I should be more offended that they’re infantilizing me or that they’re clearly projecting much more adult characteristics onto teens who by very definition are not and cannot be adults … but while my political thoughts are still crystallizing on the matter, either way, it’s not fun being alone with these types of guys.
“Make him aware of your sacrifice.”
So basically make him know that you wish he’d never been born and that if you could you’d ditch him and his mother? Well, that’s not the way towards a shitty relationship with your parents!
This is something I dread. People raising their children to be terrible just like them. A friend of mine had trouble with relationships, because he thought women only wanted money, status, etc., which was something his parents intentionally taught him.
@ guffaw-ferrets
I don’t know what’s worse, that or the fact that when I was still 14 or 15 and older guys would try to pick me up, and I’d say “but I’m 14”, they’d say “that’s OK, I don’t mind”. Like being underage was something I should be insecure about and they were graciously agreeing to overlook it.
He also advises keeping him around girls and the best girl to keep him around is his younger sister. It’s important to have someone to practice bullying on I suppose. It struck me as particularly creepy thought, given that Laid is teaching his prospective sons that women and girls are nothing but fuck toys.
The 14-15 thing is worse, imo. But by the time I was 14-15 I was already “too old” for most men to hit on me. I got “hit on”(using that term loosely) 10-13… Although I did have a teacher tell my parents that I was so mature at 14 that “I could walk into a bar and have a conversation like an 18yo and no one would even know!” Which was…super creepy…
I experienced a new facial expression today. It was halfway between a laughing smile and a snarl of disgust. It happened when I read “cock-blocking parents” and it was a surreal, disgusting, funny moment. It was funny that someone would put a phrase so ridiculous in writing, and disgusting that an ostensibly mature man would use such a phrase in a context that makes clear he is definitely talking about predating on teenage girls as an adult.
The dude is gross as hell. Now, If you’ll excuse me, I need to go dip myself in a tub of scalding water to feel clean again.
Are we absolutely sure that bullying is the only think he intends his imaginary future son to “practice” on his little sister? I wouldn’t trust this guy as far as I could throw him.
Oh yeah, the being hit on thing started for me when I was 9, but it wasn’t until I was 12 or 13 that guys felt like it was OK to openly state that they “didn’t mind” my age, and by the time I was 14 I don’t recall a single one backing off once he realized how young I was.
I think y’all are unfairly attacking LaidNYC and not actually examining his quotes and writings. It’s easy to be critics from the outside looking in but his points were pretty valid as far as peak age for women.
Although I was raised in NYC and lived there practically my entire life, I now live in the Caribbean where the median age of sexual consent is 15-16 and not 18. So basically, a dad or guy over 30 can go try to seduce high schoolers since it’s lawful. And it’s pretty much rampant here in the Caribbean.
That is the peak age for girl, between 15-20 or so.