I’ve learned a lot about myself in the process of writing this blog. For example, this week, I learned that I’m a “vile, subhuman thing” who “like licking sh*t of feminist’s shoes” and “just wants every man cuckolded.” Also, I have some interesting and specific tastes in porn that even I was unaware of.
I learned all of these things from the always reliable purveyors of accurate and unbiased information in the Men’s Rights subreddit, in a thread ostensibly devoted to my coverage of the recent events in Toronto, but which ended up being more devoted to my various alleged failings and my alleged preferences in the porn realm.
Let’s take a look!
Here’s a man who is evidently also a pig suggesting that I am a man who is also a slug:
But ThePigmanAgain was too late! For I was able to steal EIGHTEEN WHOLE TRAFFICS from the Men’s Rights subreddit that day before the moderators removed this thread from the subreddit, lest any more unwary Men’s Rightsers wander into my evil internet lair where they might find writing critical of the men’s rights movement and its farcical attempts at activism.
Evidently Alisdair isn’t one of those who actually clicked on the link to my post in the thread, because he apparently believes that my post was a do-it-yourself guide to cuckolding other men, or perhaps a guide to getting cuckolded. I’m not sure..
And then there’s JayBopara, a MHRA warrior who seems a bit obsessed with what he for some reason believes are my preferences, porn-wise:
These comments of his raise a few questions for me.
1) Where exactly is he allegedly reading about my alleged preferences in porn? The MakeStuffUpAboutDavidFutrelleWiki?
2) What on earth is “mangina porn,” anyway?
Asked this very question in the thread itself, Jay has this answer:
Ah.
Dude, hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure that you’re the only person in the universe who calls that “mangina porn.”
Also, despite the similarities in the first three letters of the words, and the involvement of women in each, there is no real connection between “feminism” and “femdom.” One is a social and political movement; the other is a kink.
Anyway, this is how the HUMAN RIGHTS MOVEMENT FOR MEN AND BOYS OF THE 21ST CENTURY deals with its critics.
Well, its male critics anyway. It treats its female critics much, much worse.
Yeah, my critics usually don’t talk about my tastes in pornography. They just call me a cunt. Well, brevity is the soul of wit, at least.
What a special magical universe they live in. Do you think we can get a dictionary across the dimensional boundary so that we can figure out how this almost English language they’re using actually works?
Because I’m sure that the words they’re using don’t mean the same thing here.
Here, we see the internet’s very first instance of mangina porn:
Fascinating!
I often question Maxim. This is because, as a magazine, it’s kind of shitty.
This means that a lot of fetish porn is “mangina” porn.
Fanfiction about punishing feminists by turning them undersea rape slaves, otoh, is totally normal and not to be mocked.
Confession time — I don’t tend to question Maxims. I just tend to do whatever the nice men with the machine guns tell me to do.
It’s located in the Library of Some Dude’s Ass, in the mythology section.
ManSlugs are okay by me. We are all Mother Earth’s children.
On that note, Happy World Animal Day to everybody. http://www.worldanimalday.org.uk/
When BDSM is properly done, it’s the sub who actually has control, can use safewords, stop the roleplay, etc. The play is very much about the sub’s receiving pleasure from whatever is done, as much as the dom/domme’s pleasure in giving it. So…wouldn’t that secretly make femdom porn with a male mangina sub the most alpha thing ever? OMG, everything contains it’s own contradiction!
I have to say, this is probably the first time when the guy’s further explanation was maybe a little better than I expected. I was afraid that mangina porn was something to do with trans men or something and was cringing when I started to read the explanation. Then I was kind of relieved that it was just standard-issue misogyny. 🙁
Haha, I was thinking that exactly. Poor guys, they’re just confused. I’d be pretty upset if feminism and femdom were synonymous too!
Don’t mock the research of the mangina porn guy! His knowledge of feminists’ sexual preferences is extensive:
Indeed, the only pornography many feminists support are: lesbian pornography made for a lesbian audience, male homosexual pornography, and mangina pornography. Notice how these types of pornography are pretty much NEVER complained about by the feminazi?
Also on that thread, a more sensitive MRA suggests that “mangina” be replaced with the more PC term “Uncle Tim.”
ad hominen
In general, it’s not hard to understand why “feminazis” don’t complain about a particular thing if only one person in the world seems to know what it is.
Yeah, not all feminists are on the same page when it comes to pornography, MRAs. It’s a topic that can lead to a lot of acrimony between feminists.
Just like any other group, we don’t always agree with one another! It’s almost like we’re people!
This reads like a bunch of idiots all jacked up on sugar and staying up way past their bedtimes.
LOL at “mangina porn.”
When your entire “human rights” movement consistently reminds me of my sister’s abusive ex’s personality, your movement has a problem.
What the hell does this guy think an ad hominem is, if he thinks he just “did that” too? Also, please, please, please learn to punctuate. I mean, hey, I suck at punctuation, I know this, I use too many commas and my sentences run on and on and on, but come on!
Oh, I like that. Not because it’s particularly amusing, but I often worry about whether I’ve arrived at my views rationally, and whether they reflect reality. Now, I’ll grant you, being shown that the “enemy”‘s views are obvious nonsense born of paranoid conspiracy-theorism doesn’t automatically count as evidence that mine are sensible, but at least I know I can safely disregard their assessments of my views and just try to look at them rationally.
Oh, and feminist porn does rock, and I’ve noticed a decent bit of heterosexual feminist porn, which involves both parties being show respect and affection while getting thoroughly sexed up. Is that what they’re referring to when they talk about debasing and humiliating men, or are they getting confused over BDSM porn?
Duuude… what’s a World Animal? Is that like a world boss, like you’d find in multi-planeted MMOs, or is it like…. is it like the Great A’Tuin?
I initially read this as woman-fister, and was a bit confused as to why that would make MRAs so petulant.
Dudes, let’s stop using this sexist and cissexist term, okay? I have this much better alternative that appropriates Black people’s centuries-long and ongoing struggle for liberation.
I read “women-fister” also. XD
Oh, good, I thought I was going to be the only one whose mind defaulted to the most lewd possibility.
Thirding the reading of “woman-fister.”
Me three. I figured cuz I hadn’t had my coffee yet.
OK, hellkell, me FOUR.