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Feminism is like anti-obedience school for dogs, explains Men’s Rights Redditor

Apparently feminism has turned the lovely and obedient ladies of yore into a bunch of wild wolves and dingoes — by preventing men from “putting the foot down” when ladies misbehave. At least that’s what the always awful Men’s Rights Redditor who calls himself Alisdair_ and the 41 terrible people who’ve upvoted his comment so far think:

Alisdair_ 25 points 1 day ago* (41|16)      Naw. Men are the ones with the problem. Men are ruining society. Men need to pick up the slack. Men need to do this. Men need to do that. Nag nag nag nag nag. And you women wonder why we'd rather play video games than work or live with you...  It's like with a dog. If you let the dog do anything it wants to uncontested it will soon try to outright dominate you. Bite, bully and piss on you. People too are like this to an extent, some more than others, and in particular I find that a lot of women are like this or have an inclination to fall into bad habits there as all these bullying and mocking articles exemplify in my humble opinion. In the west it's basically become illegal to put the foot down to this if it's a woman doing it to you. So if you live with a woman you have to put up with it or you'll be in jail soon for some bogus lie told to the police. In contrast a well mannered and trained dog, one subject to consequences for bad behavior, can be an amazing and fulfilling companion. Imagine if you will if there was a feminism for dogs and you basically had to live with wild wolves and dingos. You'd see a dramatic drop in people with dogs.

Thanks to chewinchawingum in the AgainstMensRights subreddit for pointing out this lovely quote. Huh. There’s something that seems oddly familiar about chewinchawingum.

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Ally S
11 years ago

Oh yeah that reminds me – I also saw some radfem shit on Tumblr explicitly condemning heterosexuality. That was nice. (not)

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

I mean, there’s in vitro fertilization, but still?

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Ally

If you don’t mind, can you explain why you disagree?

Easy. I have the exact same biology as my other system members, but we’re a bunch of different genders. Since I doubt our brain chemistry rearranges itself every time we switch, I figure it can’t be solely biological for us.

RE: sparky

Ah, but you see, we trans people are REINFORCING the gender binary, because everyone knows that ALL trans women are uber-femme and straight, and ALL trans men are uber-butch and straight, and so OBVIOUSLY they’re oppressing cis people with their insistence on being a binary gender. Especially since OBVIOUSLY trans women benefit from male privilege so can’t TRULY experience oppression and AUGH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Ally

Welcome to tumblr. You have but graced the iceberg. *rubs forehead* There’s also a bunch of awful ‘he with the least privilege wins’ subtext which just makes me grumpy.

kittehserf
11 years ago

sparky – yup, we all evolved with the Goddess’ Secret of In-Vitro, or maybe parthenogenesis, but it was taken from us by the patriarchy when they landed from Mars. Or something.

Ally – wow, are the radfems trying to be the mirror image of Repub stupidity? Is this some really fringey fringe of lesbian separatism?

GAH that just reminded me of a bit in one of Jeanette Winterson’s books that really made me angry – it was all “lesbianism good, male homosexuality bad” shit.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Kittehs, I love your new gravatar picture!

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

LBT: I am sorry I caused burning :(.

kittehserf: Patriarchs from Mars? ::giggles::

Mejas
Mejas
11 years ago

Women are not dogs.

Dogs are loyal to the end.

Women are not wolves.

Wolves mate for life.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Thank you, cloudiah!

sparky – I thought the men are from Mars thing seemed apt there. 😀

Tristan Gareth-Grey
11 years ago

Hey you misogynist MRA assholes! You’re never going to break me ever again! I’m a feminist, & I’m going my own way!

& a big fuck you to my misogynistic, sexist, MRA-acting 72-year-old non-father!

Alice Sanguinaria
11 years ago

LBT – I should have clarified.

I think that gender and sex are different things. Sex is definitely biological, but gender is both biological and social, gender identity being biological and gender roles being social.

What I was getting at was that gender and sex can be totally different things, as in you’re one sex but another gender of various kinds.

That was what I meant. I’m sorry for the weird phrasing, and sorry about the confusion.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“our goo friend fidelbogen”

Because he turns your brain to goo! Best. Typo. EVAR.

LBT — and then the bug goes yelling how she is not cis because she is FEMALE and it’s all like…but that’s binary!

“But how can the vagina push out babies if said vagina has never received a penis?”

Elves.

Ally S
11 years ago

@Argenti

“the bug”

LOL I love it. That’s the best insult towards that awful person ever.

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

Elves and the Goddess Secret In Vitro. 6th grade health class got that all wrong.

cloudiah
11 years ago

LOL, Mejas:

Women are not dogs.

Dogs are loyal to the end.

Women are not wolves.

Wolves mate for life.

Women are WORSE THAN dogs, everybody. Please, look on the works of the greatest civil rights movement ever. (Not to mention the fact that most people feel like the ability to get out of a bad or abusive relationship is a feature, not a bug.)

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

Women are not spider monkeys.

Spider monkeys have prehensile tails.

Women are not chipmunks.

Chipmunks hibernate in the winter.

katz
11 years ago

Women are not axolotls.

Axolotls can regrow limbs.

Women are not coelacanths.

Coelacanths were believed to be extinct.

Ally S
11 years ago

Women are not galaxies.

Galaxies have stars in them.

Women are not spiders.

Spiders have 8 legs.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Women are not compression stockings.

Compression stockings prevent the occurrence of and guard against further progression of venous disorders such as edema, phlebitis and thrombosis.

Women are not Quebec.

Quebec is the only Canadian province that has a predominantly French-speaking population.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Wait, is everyone else just hitting “Random article” on Wikipedia and then comparing that to women?

marci
11 years ago

Oooh Hyena Girl your first comment made me go and read about hyenas and I gotta say thank you! Very interesting!

marci
11 years ago

Lili–I know! It’s like these people live in a hole in the ground with an internet connection. How can they seriously be this clueless. I know there are a lot of people out there who train dogs and there are many methods…but the only thing that makes dogs mean is neglect and abuse. Also in my own experience, discipline is not effective with dogs…rewards work 100% of the time though.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

Women are not a list of birds on the stamps of Latvia.

The list of birds on the stamps of Latvia is evidence that some people gave too much time on their hands.

kittehserf
11 years ago

WomMen are not dogs.

Dogs are loyal to the end.

WomMen are not wolves.

Wolves mate for life.

FTFY.

Or are you trying to say that men do these things?

Because there’s another heap of FAIL you’ve provided, sonny.

baileyrenee
11 years ago

Women are not the Hong Kong Public Libraries.

The Hong Kong Public Libraries are a system of 67 static and 10 mobile public libraries in Hong Kong.

Women are not starlet sea anemone.

Starlet sea anemone have a bulbous basal end and a contracting column in order to burrow into the mud.

Wait, is everyone else just hitting “Random article” on Wikipedia and then comparing that to women?

…. No.