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Red Pill Redditor: “If you are sexually attracted to a b*tch, not related to you, that you are doing favors for and not f***ing, you are her orbiter.

This may be the Red Pilliest quote ever! Here’s the full quote in all of its uncensored glory, straight from the Red Pill subreddit.

If you are sexually attracted to a bitch, not related to you, that you are doing favors for and not fucking, you are her orbiter.

And here is a picture of one big, sad beta orbiter and the bitch he adores.

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EAT THE RED KIBBLE!

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kittehserf
11 years ago

Buttercup, you do realise snorting cheese ‘cos of laughing is painful, don’t you? Cruel person.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
11 years ago

Just returning the favor, kitteh – you’ve made me snort countless times.

For which I’m grateful, because the stuff David posts is so thoroughly appalling.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
11 years ago

(clarification – that should say REposts. David’s commentary is hilarious and spot on.)

kittehserf
11 years ago

Yes, but was it the agony of a Cheese Snort? There’s snorts and there’s snorts, y’know.

Michael Søndberg Olsen

(Hope you don’t find my bad joke offensive) Oh fuck, I did it again.

Michael Søndberg Olsen

Sorry.

DoubleDogDarrow
11 years ago

So, it is ok to do nice things for a bitch that I’m sexually attracted to as long as I’m related to her? I’m confused.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Huh? That was pre-emotive in case you didn’t want me referring to it as a madhouse since we’re both here, not sure how comfortable you are with joking about your sanity (or lack thereof), whereas me? Consider me well and truly dangerously nuts when I stop joking.

And VtM:B apparently will not let me kill that damned shark demon thing, it keeps crashing on him! But I don’t wanna go be the mandrian’s test subject yet!

freemage
freemage
11 years ago

Brainbleach: The Furrinati response to a fedora:

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I want a cat in a hat too. I don’t think my cat will be very happy about this.

cloudiah
11 years ago

FEMINISM WILL WHACK ALL MRAS WITH LITTLE HATS is the message there. Wear big hats and you should be okay.

Shaenon
11 years ago

My favorite comment from the Blue Pill thread:

How many times am I going to here about these guys not having sex ? Seriously just make something up already. This is the Internet, you can pretend to not be a complete loser here honest.

Michael Søndberg Olsen

Argenti, if I can’t even laugh at myself, then what right do I have to laugh at others, is pretty much my yardstick. I was just worried I once again blurted out idiocy.

kittehserf
11 years ago

POOR BABY KITTY let me give you a cuddle d’awwwww … ::melts::

Jessay (@jessay)
11 years ago

hahaha oh but they try to pretend they’re having sex but it’s just so hard to not let that contempt for the women not having sex with them seep through.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
11 years ago

It’s fascinating how sexual attraction complicates their hatred. Unlike racism, where they can hate melanin-gifted people cleanly from the aloof haven of Turd Island, there’s an extra layer of resentment and mental gymnastics involved in raging at a group they also desire. They can never truly go their own way. It must really eat at them.

Kitteh – there was a tapioca incident a few weeks back. Not painful per se, but kind of messy.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
11 years ago

I mean, for supposedly being Casanovas, they sure do spend a lot of time inventing reasons why they’re not having sex. My spooge is much too valuable and must be hoarded! I’ll be falsely accused of rape! Domestic violence laws are preventing me from forming relationships! Western women suck! All women over 25 are withered hags!

Most of them can’t even be bothered to write fanfics about their imaginary encounters.

Sporklift
Sporklift
11 years ago

So it’s okay to be an “orbiter” if “the bitch” that you’re sexually attracted to is related to you, but you better be having sex with those all other “bitches”. That totally makes me feel creeped out for this dude’s female relatives. He’ll do favors for them, but only because he can’t have sex with them. Everyone else has to put out.

May he encounter fields of Legos on a daily basis.

Hyena Girl
11 years ago

Has anyone established the proper sexual favors for male services? I need a rate sheet as I’m clearly falling behind.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

The rate sheet is going to be skewed, of course, because as near as I can figure the ladeez still owe the manly menfolks for slaying the mammoth.

The interest on that one must be a killer.

Hyena Girl
11 years ago

I’m not going to fulfill the mammoth claim unless they can produce a receipt.

Falconer
11 years ago

@Buttercup: My twin primaries are learning Spoons right now. The first step in Spoon is to grip the spoon firmly, it doesn’t matter where. The second step is to deposit half the spoon’s load in your eye. Lastly, lick the spoon clean.

Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

My little boy makes this adorable scrunched-up face when we give him pear puree or pear juice after oatmeal. I guess he doesn’t like it, even though the oatmeal has pear in it.

totient
totient
11 years ago

If said favors involve settling disputes on her behalf, you are her orbiter arbiter.

Good
Good
11 years ago

The sheer unimaginable privilege – that the worst thing that could possibly happen to you in this world is that a person to whom you are sexually attracted and to whom you are nice, does not f**k you.

That’s the truth. I know so many instances of guys refusing to f**k a certain lady being accused by that lady of being gay. I don’t why so many ladies feeling that straight guys should never refuse their offers of sex.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Shut up, Good. And take your straw ladies with you.