This may be the Red Pilliest quote ever! Here’s the full quote in all of its uncensored glory, straight from the Red Pill subreddit.
And here is a picture of one big, sad beta orbiter and the bitch he adores.
EAT THE RED KIBBLE!
Thanks to the Blue Pill subreddit for finding this bit of Red Pill goodness.
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Buttercup, you do realise snorting cheese ‘cos of laughing is painful, don’t you? Cruel person.
Just returning the favor, kitteh – you’ve made me snort countless times.
For which I’m grateful, because the stuff David posts is so thoroughly appalling.
(clarification – that should say REposts. David’s commentary is hilarious and spot on.)
Yes, but was it the agony of a Cheese Snort? There’s snorts and there’s snorts, y’know.
(Hope you don’t find my bad joke offensive) Oh fuck, I did it again.
Sorry.
So, it is ok to do nice things for a bitch that I’m sexually attracted to as long as I’m related to her? I’m confused.
Huh? That was pre-emotive in case you didn’t want me referring to it as a madhouse since we’re both here, not sure how comfortable you are with joking about your sanity (or lack thereof), whereas me? Consider me well and truly dangerously nuts when I stop joking.
And VtM:B apparently will not let me kill that damned shark demon thing, it keeps crashing on him! But I don’t wanna go be the mandrian’s test subject yet!
Brainbleach: The Furrinati response to a fedora:
I want a cat in a hat too. I don’t think my cat will be very happy about this.
FEMINISM WILL WHACK ALL MRAS WITH LITTLE HATS is the message there. Wear big hats and you should be okay.
My favorite comment from the Blue Pill thread:
How many times am I going to here about these guys not having sex ? Seriously just make something up already. This is the Internet, you can pretend to not be a complete loser here honest.
Argenti, if I can’t even laugh at myself, then what right do I have to laugh at others, is pretty much my yardstick. I was just worried I once again blurted out idiocy.
POOR BABY KITTY let me give you a cuddle d’awwwww … ::melts::
hahaha oh but they try to pretend they’re having sex but it’s just so hard to not let that contempt for the women not having sex with them seep through.
It’s fascinating how sexual attraction complicates their hatred. Unlike racism, where they can hate melanin-gifted people cleanly from the aloof haven of Turd Island, there’s an extra layer of resentment and mental gymnastics involved in raging at a group they also desire. They can never truly go their own way. It must really eat at them.
Kitteh – there was a tapioca incident a few weeks back. Not painful per se, but kind of messy.
I mean, for supposedly being Casanovas, they sure do spend a lot of time inventing reasons why they’re not having sex. My spooge is much too valuable and must be hoarded! I’ll be falsely accused of rape! Domestic violence laws are preventing me from forming relationships! Western women suck! All women over 25 are withered hags!
Most of them can’t even be bothered to write fanfics about their imaginary encounters.
So it’s okay to be an “orbiter” if “the bitch” that you’re sexually attracted to is related to you, but you better be having sex with those all other “bitches”. That totally makes me feel creeped out for this dude’s female relatives. He’ll do favors for them, but only because he can’t have sex with them. Everyone else has to put out.
May he encounter fields of Legos on a daily basis.
Has anyone established the proper sexual favors for male services? I need a rate sheet as I’m clearly falling behind.
The rate sheet is going to be skewed, of course, because as near as I can figure the ladeez still owe the manly menfolks for slaying the mammoth.
The interest on that one must be a killer.
I’m not going to fulfill the mammoth claim unless they can produce a receipt.
@Buttercup: My twin primaries are learning Spoons right now. The first step in Spoon is to grip the spoon firmly, it doesn’t matter where. The second step is to deposit half the spoon’s load in your eye. Lastly, lick the spoon clean.
Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.
My little boy makes this adorable scrunched-up face when we give him pear puree or pear juice after oatmeal. I guess he doesn’t like it, even though the oatmeal has pear in it.
If said favors involve settling disputes on her behalf, you are her orbiter arbiter.
The sheer unimaginable privilege – that the worst thing that could possibly happen to you in this world is that a person to whom you are sexually attracted and to whom you are nice, does not f**k you.
That’s the truth. I know so many instances of guys refusing to f**k a certain lady being accused by that lady of being gay. I don’t why so many ladies feeling that straight guys should never refuse their offers of sex.
Shut up, Good. And take your straw ladies with you.