This may be the Red Pilliest quote ever! Here’s the full quote in all of its uncensored glory, straight from the Red Pill subreddit.
And here is a picture of one big, sad beta orbiter and the bitch he adores.
EAT THE RED KIBBLE!
Thanks to the Blue Pill subreddit for finding this bit of Red Pill goodness.
Speaking of which, some folks in the Blue Pill subreddit are tentatively planning some meetups. If you want to join them, check out this topic right here.
I enjoy the way he had to qualify that the “bitch” one might be sexually attracted to is “not related to you” – it’s either atrocious sentence construction or a disturbing insight.
What is an orbiter? Does that means some kind of small planetary body orbiting a woman?
If they get friendzoned do men turn into the moon?
The sheer unimaginable privilege – that the worst thing that could possibly happen to you in this world is that a person to whom you are sexually attracted and to whom you are nice, does not f**k you.
That big dog is adorable.
@Historophilia: From what I know, an orbiter is a guy who platonically hangs out with a girl.
Also, David, why isn’t the Blue Pill in the Antidotes to Boobery section yet? And for that matter, why isn’t the Red Pill in the Boobroll?
Exactly! We women NEVER have that problem.
Therefore, NOTHING that is done to us is oppression.
We are just confused about what oppression is.
I just looked in the dictionary and it totally says: when someone you are sexually attracted to is not sexually attracted to you/will not let you fuck them.
Yep, that’s websters definition.
@Historophilia: An orbiter is a man who hangs around woman to whom he is attracted in the hopes that she’ll ask him out, therefore sparing him the risk of rejection. Basically, a subset of the Nice Guy, seen mostly (if not exclusively) among high school students. I believe the term was coined by Dr. Nerdlove, and in any case he uses it a lot.
My impression was that an “orbiter” is basically someone who has been “friendzoned”(yeah, I’m putting scare quotes, because term is such bulllshit), but either doesn’t realize it or won’t admit it.
These guys are clearly not ready for any kind of friendship with people not related to them.
Hey yo, anyone want to help me name my new fluffball? As you can see, she’s a bobtail.
Bob!
“…a bitch, not related to you…”
So there are “bitches” he is related to, which would be he’s saying he’s related to female dogs. Which makes him a male dog, right?
Which would explain a lot.
Or, he’s saying its perfectly acceptable to do nice things for female relatives you are sexually attracted to without expecting sexual favors in return. Which, ewwwww.
Hey guess what — no one is obligated to fuck anybody they don’t want to! And not wanting to fuck doesn’t make them a bad person! It’s totally mind-blowing, I know.
For these guys, I’m probably an orbitor because I stayed friends with a woman I’m attracted to, even though I’m not asking for or expecting sex. Yes it can be done, MRA lurkers.
Friends? With girls? Don’t they have cooties? They don’t? Next, you’ll tell me they that DO have brains and ideas of their own… It’s a madhouse…. A MADHOUSE!
That picture is adorable. My friend showed a pic this morning of her tiny cat hogging the huge dog bed, while both dogs had to sleep on the floor. Typical!
Michael — well, we’re here, so of course it’s a madhouse! (Hope you don’t find my bad joke offensive)
Tangentially, the sub-in receptionist has failed to get my refills called in on my anti-PTSD-nightmare drug. You know, the one that I actually appreciate? Yeah. I want our usual receptionist back but her wee one is just about a month old currently so yeah, she’ll be back eventually.
katz – she looks like my Mamie with added fluff; would you like that name for her?
Apropos of nothing: My son is approaching 20 pounds in weight, and my daughter is about a pound behind him.
Cute is the most dense substance known to science.
So if they’re dense enough, does that mean you and Beloved will be drawn in as orbiters? :O
we already have to schedule everything around them, i don’t see how we can escape being their orbiters.
It’s the nat’ral order of things, isn’t it? Sort of like cats, really.
Ok, this is off topic, but the comments are so stupid: http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/09/10/study-men-with-smaller-testicles-are-better-fathers/
I love how everyone thinks it’s a “fem conspiracy”.
I missed katz’ new kitty the first time I waltzed in here. What a cutie. My very first cat, Mollie, was a rare female orange tabby with a short tail that was shaped exactly like a question mark.
Only do favors for ugly people. Got it.
Falconer – I’m orbiting a binary system also (22 months and ~30 lbs. apiece). The gravitational field is intense. And constantly fluctuating.