The dude who reads ridiculous man rants on the Internet in a voice vaguely resembling that of legendary actor Christopher Lee as Saruman has brought us all a little gift this morning: A nearly ten-minute dramatic reading of “My Seed is Liquid Fucking Gold” by LaidNYC.
Now all we need to do is to convince the dude who does those True Facts videos to do one.
Life sure is surreal 😮
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OH my yarping gods this is awesome.
I spit my coffee on the screen omg
Pretty funny. I hope that asshole LaidInNYC hears it.
And I thought it was funny just reading it. This is amazing.
LOL this is simply a masterpiece. sarumangry deserves a medal.
It’s interesting to skip around and listen to different parts of the recording in snatches. There is no word or phrase in here that is not as completely ridiculous and hilarious as everything else in the screed.
Even in the days when I thought I was religious, I never believed in the “power of prayer” stuff; because, I thought, what are the odds that an Infinite Deity is going to saddle Itself with finite concerns? But here it is, proof that it works!! ‘Cuz my prayers have been answered. Yay!!
Every time I’m about to turn it off, a new amazing thing happens. His reading of “viability of your eggs” is Oscar-worthy.
If I weren’t concerned about these dudes having my IP address, I would drop a link in the comments section for LaidinNYC’s post. 😀
Wow. This guy deserves a medal for being able to say absurd shit with a straight voice. Well done, sir. Well done.
I liked it when he said
Awww, poor baby is sad that women look different when they’re not fixed up. He probably saw some pictures of celebrities without makeup and now he’s grumpy.
@sarumangry,
Bravo! Thank you for sharing this. I laughed really hard.
Cloudiah — use ToR! Viladia is download and launch easy to use and free.
Oh god. I knew what this was going to be but then I actually heard it and I wasn’t ready. I wasn’t. Dying of lol. Help. Send help.
This is so wonderfully funny. Somehow, picturing Saruman delivering this speech puts it back into the whole “obviously a fantasy” category and take the sting out of the whole “Wait, the dude’s actually serious? Wow, now I’m sad for humanity” thing.
(As an off-topic aside, I am new here and I would like to say I am so, so thankful I found this blog. I’ve been reading through the old posts for the past 3 days an literally, well I guess the acronym would be LMFAO. Earlier this week, I was randomly Googling stuff and came across the whole PUA/redpill/MRA thing and the whole “sad for humanity” thing hit me pretty hard. Then I found Mr. Futurelle’s blog and the commentators here and faith in humanity was restored! Thank you, thank you, thank you. I shut up now.)
Hey, does anyone feel like doing Chapter 2 of The Red Pill? You can find it here and this time there’s no suicide references I noticed, just a goofy straw feminist and a lot of unusual punctuation.
Meet me over at the fora 🙂
This is hilarious.
However, if you’ve ever heard Gilbert Gottfriend reading excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey – then you know what I was hearing during the discussion yesterday.
http://gawker.com/5911512/gilbert-gottfrieds-greatest-voice-acting-role-to-date-narrating-fifty-shades-of-grey
OMG the “viability of your eggs” part just really made me think of the Ice King from Adventure Time 😀
I can’t; this is just too good!
That brought tears of joy to my eyes.
Oh. So much more than I could have imagined. I have to play this for my husband (don’t think our sixteen year old son is quite ready for so much awesomeness).
Was sauruman standing in isengard to give us this reading?
@cloudiah: Don’t worry, I already did it. I’m just using my college’s IP address, so I don’t care about them finding me.
“Give me a dramatic reading worthy of Mordor.”
Im seriously considering making this recording a ring tone. Either that, or posting it oneverythread that mras show up on to derail. Especially the newspaper threads.