Over on Roosh’s Return of Kings blog, a dude who calls himself Tuthmosis has provided a useful list of “24 Signs She’s A Slut” in order to help aspiring PUAs to figure out whether or not the HB 6 they’ve been negging all night is going to eventually succumb to their drunken, er, “charms.”
Much of the list is basically rehashed PUA conventional wisdom: sluts have tattoos and lots of piercings; they dye their hair unnatural colors, wear revealing clothes, and have daddy issues.
PUAs really have a thing about women with tattoos, huh?
Others simply reflect a certain assertiveness on the part of the women in question: they curse, they talk about drugs or sex. Oh my! Must be a slut!
But Tuthmosis has a few more, well, novel additions to the list. Like #5 here:
Not ticklish. I’ve noticed that girls who aren’t ticklish aren’t so because they’re used to being handled (by men). Almost every prude is super ticklish, while sluts are rarely so. Sluts may have a physical response to light touching, but it’s rarely a tickled sensation.
Really? When I was young, I was very ticklish. Now, not at all. I haven’t been handled by a lot of men. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
I actually tried to look up what SCIENCE says about ticking only to discover that it doesn’t say much. But I’m going to go out on a giant limb and say that Tuthy’s theory here is complete bullshit. Some people are more ticklish than others. Some people start out ticklish and get less ticklish. Some people like being tickled, some people hate it. People who look to Roosh for advice on how to lead their lives are assholes.
Tuthy’s #9 reason is pretty special:
Has extra body hair (arms, girl-sideburns, girl-mustache) and/or a low speaking voice. This, I’m told, is simple biology. More hair and low voice equals more testosterone. It’s an imperfect metric, though, because women of certain ethnicities are just more hirsute by default.
Oh, that’s why it’s an “imperfect metric.”
Oh, and speaking of “imperfect metrics,” here’s #3, which is probably my favorite:
Has “slut face.” You either recognize it or you don’t.
Works for men, too. Here’s Roosh himself. TOTAL slut face!
And then there’s #22:
Describes herself as a feminist or with any of its jargon (“pansexual,” “demi-sexual,” “cis-gendered”). You may not be able to stand a feminist long enough to bang her yourself but, in trying to prove she can do everything a man can do, she likely fucks with impunity.
Yeah, that’s not actually why feminists have sex. They have sex because they like sex. Feminists may be — on average — more blunt and straightforward about sex than most people, because feminism helps to clear out some of the fucked-up attitudes about sex that get in the way of people dealing with sex in a not-totally fucked-up way. At least that’s been my experience.
Also, you might want to learn what some of that ” jargon” actually means before spouting off about it. A woman who describes herself as demisexual isn’t going to have a have a one-night-stand with you, even if you do manage to successfully hide what a total douchebag you are for a few hours.
Then again, someone who calls herself a pansexual probably isn’t going to either, but that’s because you’re a fucking tool who posts terrible crap on Return of Kings, and there’s really no way you can hide that much douchebaggery.
Haha, I LOVE a good beer or a good whiskey… Particularly IPA:s and double IPA:s and single malt with a good dose of smoke in it.
The only kinds of alcohol I’ve ever genuinely liked are wine (particularly red wine). Not only do I like its taste, but I also seem to get decently drunk more easily when I just have wine.
I once had a really strong double IPA with pink etiquette, glitter on the bottle and pics of bunnies, and the tagline “are you genderqueer enough?”.
Aside from wine, I guess I’m also fond of mixing ginger ale and cherry liquor. There’s a name for that drink, but I completely forgot it.
And for some reason, I’m tempted to try a White Russian even though I know it has vodka in it (just hearing the word “vodka” scares me).
– Female. Yup
– Foul mouth. Fuckin’ ace.
– Uses feminist jargon. For forty years.
– Has non-traditional piercings. no.
– Has tattoos. None
– Enjoys sex. I’m better at it than most people – I’ve had 40+ years of practice.
– Has incipient moustache, hairy ankles, knees and toes. Hah! Menopause has funny effects – I’m almost as bald as a baby from the neck down.
– Dresses sluttishly. By definition, I must.
– Ticklish. Yes, and I hate it.
-Celebrity worship. I joined all those other Adelaide teenagers screaming at the Beatles in 1964. Does that count?
-Wears Leopard print. Never in a million years.
-Claims she was “abused” in the past. Does DV from first marriage count?
-Fakeness (Bleached or dyed hair, boob job, fake nails, hair extensions, penciled on eyebrows). Well, seeing as I started going grey before. I. left. school. … colouring my hair is a long established habit. (If I’d gone that beautiful glowing white that some people do, I wouldn’t. But I’m just dull and dreary grey without colour.)
-Moves frequently. I’ve had exactly three addresses since 1970.
-Fucks the first night you meet her (basically whatever date you fuck her on is what date guys usually fuck her on). Well, certainly not the first night I met one of these clowns.
-She doesn’t live near her family. All in the same city.
-Claims she never wants kids. Not an issue. I want grandkids.
-Has a gay bff and/or orbits several gay guys and/or loves gay culture in general. Have a few gay friends. Not interested in making a fuss about it though.
-Dates younger men (no matter what her age or how small the age gap). Not for a very, very long time.
-Has nude pictures of herself on her phone or computer. Hahahahahahaha
-Single mother. Nope. Happily married mother.
-She’s attractive, yet goes long lengths of time without a boyfriend. Seeing as I’m married and monogamous, no boyfriends.
-Smoker. If I say like a train do you promise to stay even further away from me? OK, like a train.
-Wears hoop earrings. Not since the holes in my ears closed up (left earrings out too long when babies were at the grab all pretty things stage.)
-In pictures she tries to look sexy or sultry with closed lips instead of giving a warm, genuine smile. How many 65+ women who aren’t Tina Turner try this stunt.
-Has a messy bedroom. It’s entirely the magnificent mr’s fault. Does that count or not?
-Wears bright red lipstick. Or any other colour that takes my fancy at the time.
-Loves clubbing. Not a thing. Used to do a few pub crawls back in the days before breath testing.
-Is really into the concert or electronic dance scene. I like chamber music and opera but I don’t think that’s the sort of concert experience you have in mind.
-Can’t get along with girls. I get along with anyone who’s nice enough to get along with.
-Has lots of “guy friends”. See previous answer.
-Posts “selfies” on social media. Nuh.
-Has male hobbies (sports, gambling, etc.). I suppose yes – if you think moderating science discussions online and telling dudes!! to lift their game (and occasionally banning them) counts as a “male hobby”.
-Drinks beer. And wine and spirits and tea and coffee, lots of coffee.
-Shows little concern for condom use. well, not for the last 20ish years.
-Drinks to excess often. Not when it conflicts with meds, which is most of the time.
-Constantly has her iPhone glued to her hands. No iPhone.
-Is on multiple social media accounts that she updates. Nuh.
-Gives an especially skilled blowjob (as Andrew Dice Clay says…where do you think she learned that?) Never had any complaints.
-Comes from a poor or lower class family. Nuh.
-Has an unhealthy diet. Good food and even better chocolate.
-Claims bisexuality. Nuh.
-Hates to cook. Love cooking. Even make my own preserves – when my hands and my aching back let me.
-Her friends are sluts. I expect so.
-Uses drugs (the words “coke” and “whore” go together like peanut butter and jelly).
-She did pageants. Once. In 1967. No bikinis though. (We did have to wear hats and gloves for the afternoon tea type photos though.)
If anyone can get a “Slutitude” score out of that mish-mash, they’re welcome. And I’m so stealing Slutitude – thanks, dustydeste.
Hmm.. The long one is going to have even more problems concerning gendered pronouns and assumptions, so I’ll just interpret as seems fit at the moment.
Celebrity worship. –> No. I mean, I still want Tilda Swinton to be The Doctor, and I have talent crushes all the time. (exhibit A – S.J. Tucker) But I think this is a no.
Wears Leopard print. –> No. (But my ex roomie wore Tiger print and her friend wore leopard print. So I guess they were sluts and I had a slutty household?)
Claims she was “abused” in the past.—> Let me just join the crowd giving those scarequotes the side eye, but again no. (I am losing all my slut cred!!)
Fakeness (Bleached or dyed hair, boob job, fake nails, hair extensions, penciled on eyebrows). –> Wait, so if my nails are done super pretty in mermaid scales, but they aren’t fake press ons, this is a no? (And shaved head, so no hair points)
Moves frequently. —> Maybe? Does this mean once a year? More? Less?
Fucks the first night you meet her (basically whatever date you fuck her on is what date guys usually fuck her on). —> Very rarely. Assuming “fuck” as shorthand for “sexytimes” in general, my first guideline of sexytimes is to not have them the first time I meet someone. (Hmm, I rarely meet someone for the first time on a date, though.)
She doesn’t live near her family. –> I do now, they are about 15 minutes away. For years I didn’t though.
Claims she never wants kids, –> I would like kids.
Has a gay bff and/or orbits several gay guys and/or loves gay culture in general.—> Not bff, but lots of friends who are gay guys.
Dates younger men (no matter what her age or how small the age gap). —> The silliness of no mater how small th age gap aside, and the part where I don’t date boys, I get to recover a precious slut point here since it doesnt say “exclusively”.
Has nude pictures of herself on her phone or computer. —> I don’t think so.
Single mother. –> No kids. (Also, does’t this contradict the thing about not wanting kids earlier?)
She’s attractive, yet goes long lengths of time without a boyfriend. —> Stopped being attractive by most measures long ago.
Smoker. –> Nope
Wears hoop earrings. –> They look terrible on me. No.
In pictures she tries to look sexy or sultry with closed lips instead of giving a warm, genuine smile. —> Considering my hbby is photography, there are almost no pics of me. I’d go 50/50 on smile vs closed lips.
Has a messy bedroom. –> Can I get me a Hell Yeah!?
Wears bright red lipstick. –> Not a lipstick wearer.
Loves clubbing. –> Not really.
Is really into the concert or electronic dance scene. –> I am fond of elecroswing, and have friends who are really into the scene, but not me.
Can’t get along with girls. –> PRobbly get along with them better than with men.
Has lots of “guy friends”. —> Nope. More friends who are female.
Posts “selfies” on social media. –> As mentioned, am usually on the other side of the camera. So no.
Has male hobbies (sports, gambling, etc.). —> Photography is male I guess? Cooking is female? Writing is male? Or is that one female? RPGs are… male? Running I think is female? I’m lost.
Drinks beer. –> Yup. I prefer wine or whiskey, though.
Shows little concern for condom use. —> Holy crap no. I’ve pissed off women I’ve slept with because I’m so rigorous about condom use.
Drinks to excess often. –> What’s often? What’s excess?
Constantly has her iPhone glued to her hands. —> Nexus 4 and hardly. I have a job.
Is on multiple social media accounts that she updates. —> Not consistently
Gives an especially skilled blowjob (as Andrew Dice Clay says…where do you think she learned that?) —> I’ve never given anyone a BJ, so no. However, I have decided that if I did, they would be AMAZING because I need the slut points and no one can prove me wrong at this time.
Comes from a poor or lower class family. –> Nice classism, buddy. No, middle class. Parents were research scientists.
Has an unhealthy diet. —> Eh. Middling?
Claims bisexuality. —> Can’t say i claim it.
Hates to cook. —> I really like to cook a whole lot.
Her friends are sluts. —> I have many friends who are proud sluts.
Uses drugs (the words “coke” and “whore” go together like peanut butter and jelly). –> Almost never, if we’re assuming he doesn’t mean coffee or alcohol.
She did pageants. —> i’ve photgraphed one.
Waitress/bartender —> I would be so terrible at this it isn’t even funny.
So by the extended list, I’m really not very slutty at all. ITS SO HARD FOR ME TO FIND AN IDENTITY TO STICK WITH!!!!
Dvärghundspossen
I so want some of that genderqueer beer! I wonder if I can find it in Canada.
also, this tablet is causing all kinds of spelling mistakes. :/
That’s another reason for me to not bother with alcohol – I don’t want to get drunk, or even tipsy, for pleasure or any other reason. I don’t enjoy the feeling and I don’t like being around people who are drunk (PLEASE don’t think this is meant to be censorious: it’s purely my comfort zone).
WHERE IS JEAN SHRIMPTON WHEN SHE’S NEEDED
/older Australian joke
I don’t see it as censorious, Kitteh – definitely nothing wrong with having boundaries. And I can easily see why one might be uncomfortable around drunk people, given how unpredictable some of them can be.
@Lightcastle, I doubt it, it’s made from a local micro brewery here. http://sodramalt.com/?page_id=914
No, no, you totally have to take the “24 Signs” list on Roosh’s site! Here they are:
1. Has tattoos.
2. Piercings outside of the traditional earlobe placement.
3. Has “slut face.”
4. Cusses a lot.
5. Not ticklish.
6. Broaches the topic of illegal drugs (even marijuana) without prompting. The more illegal, the sluttier.
7. Has big tits.
8. Shows excessive skin for weather conditions.
9. Has extra body hair.
10. Associates with confirmed sluts.
11. Shows interests in girls, has “hooked up” with girls, or claims to be “bi-sexual.”
12. Is currently, or was at some point, in a sorority.
13. Has traveled alone, or with only girls, to fuck-fest locations (e.g., Jamaica).
14. Was a cheerleader in high school.
15. Went, or goes, to a known party college.
16. Lost her virginity on the younger side (15 and down).
17. Likes tequila shots or party drugs (e.g., Extasy/MDMA).
18. Is “friends” with DJs, promoters, or other small-time pseudo-celebs.
19. Is an artist, or a wannabe “model” who has done “photo shoots.”
20. Broaches the topic of sex first.
21. Has a bad relationship with her father and/or has divorced parents.
22. Describes herself as a feminist or with any of its jargon (“pansexual,” “demi-sexual,” “cis-gendered”).
23. Has an even, nice tan that she maintains.
24. Hair dyed a nontraditional color (e.g., blue).
So if you’re in Jamaica and you see a blue Sasquatch with giant tits painting portraits of her sorority sisters on the beach, ask if she’s demi-sexual. Because if so, she will totally bang you.
Also lovely: the writer opens by bragging about this time he had sex with a girl after she told him no, because she had a “slut face.” Also she was on her period. This story would be horrifying if there were any chance at all that it happened.
Ooo, I wanna do a checklist!
– Female. Yes.
– Foul mouth. Shit, I curse like it’s going out of fucking style
– Uses feminist jargon. Sometimes
– Has non-traditional piercings. No.
– Has tattoos. Not yet.
– Enjoys sex. Yes, though I have a low sex drive
– Has incipient moustache, hairy ankles, knees and toes. I have hobbit toes!
– Dresses sluttishly. Probably not, but that’s ’cause I legit prefer looser, covering clothes.
– Ticklish. Oh gods yes. But try it and I’ll hit you. Not intentionally (unless you don’t stop), but it makes me flail.
– Celebrity worship. Do Japanese actresses count?
– Wears Leopard print. No
– Claims she was “abused” in the past. Thankfully never abused. Or ‘abused’ either.
– Fakeness (Bleached or dyed hair, boob job, fake nails, hair extensions, penciled on eyebrows). I do dye my hair on occasion
– Moves frequently. Moving is expensive! I can’t afford that shit.
– Fucks the first night you meet her (basically whatever date you fuck her on is what date guys usually fuck her on). Yea, I ain’t fucking any of these dudes. Or any dudes, to be fair.
– She doesn’t live near her family. Define near? My parents are about an hour and a half away. Is that too far?
– Claims she never wants kids. I don’t claim it, I know it.
– Has a gay bff and/or orbits several gay guys and/or loves gay culture in general. I’m gay, does that count?
– Dates younger men (no matter what her age or how small the age gap). The one boyfriend I had was two years older
– Has nude pictures of herself on her phone or computer. Nope
– Single mother. Nope
– She’s attractive, yet goes long lengths of time without a boyfriend. Well, I’ve not had a boyfriend in fifteen years… But I’ve had a girlfriend for almost 12…
– Smoker. No.
– Wears hoop earrings. No.
– In pictures she tries to look sexy or sultry with closed lips instead of giving a warm, geniune smile. I have trouble smiling in pictures. It always ends up looking fake. Or that might just be how my mom takes pictures.
– Has a messy bedroom. I do try to keep it somewhat clean…
– Wears bright red lipstick. No.
– Loves clubbing. Nope. Too much noise and sensory overstimulation.
– Is really into the concert or electronic dance scene. No, see the clubbing comment
– Can’t get along with girls. I get along with them just fine
– Has lots of “guy friends.” Not really – I’m an introvert by nature, and my job is pretty female-dominated *
– Posts “selfies” on social media. No
– Has male hobbies (sports, gambling, etc.) Video games?
– Drinks beer. No, though I’ll go shot for shot on rum.
– Shows little concern for condom use. Well, it’s not exactly a concern in my situation…
– Drinks to excess often. Nope. Once a year at most
– Constantly has her iPhone glued to her hands. Nope. I don’t have an iPhone for this very reason.
– Is on multiple social media accounts that she updates. Does Plurk count?
– Gives an especially skilled blowjob (as Andrew Dice Clay says…where do you think she learned that?) Probably not? Never given one.
– Comes from a poor or lower class family. No – though that was mostly due to luck and really awesome finantial management on my parents’ part.
– Has an unhealthy diet. Yea :/
– Claims bisexuality. Nope
– Hates to cook. Most of her meals come from eating out or ordering in. I love cooking. It’s cleaning up I hate.
– Her friends are sluts. Probably.
– Uses drugs (the words “coke” and “whore” go together like peanut butter and jelly. No.
– She did pageants. No.
– Is a bartender or (to a lesser extent) a waitress. Nope
Does anyone else find it amusing that they have an issue with women using cis-gendered? Since y’know they’ed freak the fuck out if the woman they were chatting up wasn’t
[*] I’m a massage therapist, which is sadly female dominated, mostly because male therapists have trouble building clientel. Which says a lot about our culture 🙁
That list confirms that these assholes explicitly go after so-called “damaged” women who’ve experienced traumatic pasts. They are sexual predators, period.
I don’t cuss, I swear honestly.
David, I’m not sure where you got that rendered ultra-pierced face, but the top piercing in the bridge of the nose definitely looks like Stratocaster pickup switch knobs.
@kittehserf
Did you ever call it Fruity Dyslexia?
– Female. -> Yes. But that might cause an argument with some MRAs.
– Foul mouth. –> Fuck yes.
– Uses feminist jargon. –> Sometimes, in their minds probably constantly.
– Has non-traditional piercings. –> Nope, just three in each ear. On the other hand I DO own a surgical stapler.
– Has tattoos. —> Two, one of which covers my shoulder blades, probably instant slut territory.
– Enjoys sex. –> Yes, but not with them.
– Has incipient moustache, hairy ankles, knees and toes. –> Nope, never.
– Dresses sluttishly. –> Depends on the definition. For a Victorian, yes.
– Ticklish. —> Yes.
Diagnosis: Slut
– Celebrity worship. –> Nope
– Wears Leopard print. –> Nope
– Claims she was “abused” in the past. –> No, not even with those lovely air quotes.
– Fakeness (Bleached or dyed hair, boob job, fake nails, hair extensions, penciled on eyebrows). –> None of the above. But I’m probably tripping over that hurdle as a trans woman.
– Moves frequently. –> More than I’d like, the job market sucks.
– Fucks the first night you meet her (basically whatever date you fuck her on is what date guys usually fuck her on). –> Nope. Though I’ve flogged people I’ve just met.
– She doesn’t live near her family. –> Yep
– Claims she never wants kids. –> No kids
– Has a gay bff and/or orbits several gay guys and/or loves gay culture in general. –> Yes? And what of it?
– Dates younger men (no matter what her age or how small the age gap). –> Why not?
– Has nude pictures of herself on her phone or computer. –> Nope, unless furry character art counts.
– Single mother. –> Nope
– She’s attractive, yet goes long lengths of time without a boyfriend. –> No?
– Smoker. –> Cloves on occasion, probably extra slut plus there.
– Wears hoop earrings. –> No
– In pictures she tries to look sexy or sultry with closed lips instead of giving a warm, geniune smile. –> Yes?
– Has a messy bedroom. –> Nope, neat freak…
– Wears bright red lipstick. –> Not my color.
– Loves clubbing. –> Do BDSM clubs count?
– Is really into the concert or electronic dance scene. –> Nope
– Has lots of “guy friends.” –> Again with the air quotes?
– Posts “selfies” on social media. –> Nope
– Has male hobbies (sports, gambling, etc.) –> Some
– Drinks beer. –> Not my thing.
– Shows little concern for condom use. –> No
– Drinks to excess often. –> No
– Constantly has her iPhone glued to her hands. –> Nope
– Is on multiple social media accounts that she updates. –> Yes. But not facebook,
– Gives an especially skilled blowjob (as Andrew Dice Clay says…where do you think she learned that?) –> This is a bad thing?
– Comes from a poor or lower class family. –> Middle class, so nope.
– Has an unhealthy diet. –> Nope
– Claims bisexuality. –> It’s not a claim dear.
– Hates to cook. –> Loves to cook
– Her friends are sluts. –> Yes
– Uses drugs (the words “coke” and “whore” go together like peanut butter and jelly. –> No.
– She did pageants. –> No
– Is a bartender or (to a lesser extent) a waitress. –> Has been, but not currently.
– Female. -> Nope. Probably disqualifies me but let’s do the rest of this.
– Foul mouth. –> A little bit.
– Uses feminist jargon. –> When needed
– Has non-traditional piercings. –> No piercings at all.
– Has tattoos. —> No tatts at all
– Enjoys sex. –> Yes.
– Has incipient moustache, hairy ankles, knees and toes. –> Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Moustache is a handlebar moustache and probably counts for me.
– Dresses sluttishly. –> I don’t know? I do like tight pants.
– Ticklish. —> Not particularly.
– Celebrity worship. –> No.
– Wears Leopard print. –> No, but not against loud prints at all.
– Claims she was “abused” in the past. –> Not abused or whatever “abused” is.
– Fakeness (Bleached or dyed hair, boob job, fake nails, hair extensions, penciled on eyebrows). –> Don’t do any of that.
– Moves frequently. –> All of once in my life, at the grand old age of 4.
– Fucks the first night you meet her (basically whatever date you fuck her on is what date guys usually fuck her on). –> It’s happened before.
– She doesn’t live near her family. –> I live with them, so no.
– Claims she never wants kids. –> That’s me.
– Has a gay bff and/or orbits several gay guys and/or loves gay culture in general. –> Heck, I had a boy one-F BF for a bit.
– Dates younger men (no matter what her age or how small the age gap). –> Once.
– Has nude pictures of herself on her phone or computer. –> Yep.
– Single mother. –> Nope. Not a single father either.
– She’s attractive, yet goes long lengths of time without a boyfriend. –> I wouldn’t guess either are true.
– Smoker. –> Only weed and whatever tobacco people pack with that and only very occasionally
– Wears hoop earrings. –> Nope.
– In pictures she tries to look sexy or sultry with closed lips instead of giving a warm, geniune smile. –> My genuine smile has closed lips so no idea.
– Has a messy bedroom. –> Okay, you got me.
– Wears bright red lipstick. –> I did in a school musical revue once?
– Loves clubbing. –> Not my scene.
– Is really into the concert or electronic dance scene. –> Not really. Prefer my music alone.
– Has lots of “guy friends.” –> Not really.
– Posts “selfies” on social media. –> Every now and again.
– Has male hobbies (sports, gambling, etc.) –> I like scotch and Hawai`ian shirts, I guess?
– Drinks beer. –> Yep.
– Shows little concern for condom use. –> I don’t like the idea of getting anyone pregnant.
– Drinks to excess often. –> Maybe?
– Constantly has her iPhone glued to her hands. –> I don’t have one.
– Is on multiple social media accounts that she updates. –> Only the one.
– Gives an especially skilled blowjob (as Andrew Dice Clay says…where do you think she learned that?) –> No idea. Probably not.
– Comes from a poor or lower class family. –> Technically proles, or superproles if you’re doing a Maoist analysis, but pretty comfortable.
– Has an unhealthy diet. –> Yep.
– Claims bisexuality. –> Most people would probably say I am but I “claim” straightness. No idea what this would mean.
– Hates to cook. –> Frankly, not a big fan.
– Her friends are sluts. –> Probably by an MRA analysis, yes.
– Uses drugs (the words “coke” and “whore” go together like peanut butter and jelly. –> Every now and again.
– She did pageants. –> Not my scene.
– Is a bartender or (to a lesser extent) a waitress. –> Only once. Have applied for bartender jobs since.
Verdict: BETA MALE FEMINIST OMEGA MAN BOOB
I am more likely to get a tattoo now, knowing that it might keep creeps away.
RooshV has a list of 75 confirmed sluts in Congress.
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Sex Party USA?
SLUUUUUUUTS!!
What?
What?
I thought having masculine physical traits = more testosterone = oh no, a partner who enjoys sex. By their logic, wouldn’t having more feminine traits have the opposite effect?
Also, what?
I found the problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uezV4zn8tvI OFF-topic but what the hell
Some very, very few things on those lists do count as good advice for things to avoid: drugs, careless with condoms, can’t get along with other women, etc.
But the one that sticks in my mind is “gives good blowjobs”. Fuck’s sake, they’re willing to sacrifice their own sexual pleasure in order to be sure they have an inexperienced woman who’s easier to control.